Tuesday, December 04, 2007

QUICK HITS


1. Jewish people are being told to forget about their religious beliefs and save the planet by lighting one less candle. Mormons & Catholics, you are next. Think about all of the damage you have done by having dozens of kids and then having birthday parties for these kids. The number of candles lit in Salt Lake City alone surely has killed 100's of polar bears.
2. Parents are sick of raising their kids and have decided it is better to drug them. IF YOUR KID IS DEPRESSED AS A PRESCHOOLER THEN YOU SUCK AS A PARENT.
3. I have no pity for this woman. She chose to go there and live by their customs and beliefs. If she didn't want to live by such a strict absurd system she should of stayed in England.
4. Bill & Hillary, a crybaby family. These people just can't get over the fact that the majority of Americans think that they are scum.
5. How many times do we have to go through this? Leave the Pledge ALONE.
6. While the rest of us are slaving away working 5 days a week the people that we elected and that take and spend half the money that WE EARN can't put in a 5 day week? How do the Democrats live with themselves?