1. Environmental indoctrination hits local High Schools.
2. Another shooting in Lawrence? Gang Bangers vs. the local granola munching hippie wannabees. My money is on the wannabe hippies. There is nothing scarier in America than a clueless liberal.
3. Prospect is such a great part of town for people watching (from a distance). Where else in town would a naked woman hop in a car, speed and cause a multicar pile up? As long as she was keeping it real.
4. Could blight rail of prevented this robbery? The way the mayor is neglecting crime and focusing on his train set one would think so.
5. Another dead body found in....................KCK. Welcome back to the headlines! We missed you.
6. How the hell does one rob a bank through the drive through? THEY ARE OUTSIDE! LOCK THE DOORS, CALL THE POLICE. DON'T GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY YOU DAMN FOOLS!
7. Female midget PIMP. Just when you think you have heard it all...
8. Guns & Roses album leaked by bloggers.
