Wednesday, August 13, 2008

QUICK HITS


The 10 stories that you need to know about before you speak to anyone today.

1. The music on the plaza just got better.

2. Another day another vacant burns to the ground. I am surprised that the liberals in Kansas City haven't asked the mayor to do something about the carbon foot print that all of this arson is causing.

3. Wornall road continues to be the most robbed section of the city.

4. Will the actions of the Human Society cause the price of Chinese food to increase?

5. Ever wonder why you sometimes see hot chicks with ugly guys? Scientist might of found the answer (and it isn't money).

6. Have the feds found Dr. Evil's secret hideout?

7. American Airlines give the finger to troops fighting to protect their freedom.

8. Finally a place with crappier rides than Worlds of Fun.

9. Ewwwwwww. I know some of you are going to bid on this! Sick bastards!

10. Fondled for an A. Sounds like a great trade off.