Wednesday, October 29, 2008

suzuki girls PICS








KCMO CONTINUES TO BE STUPID


First you fund stadiums for two teams who haven't won crap in decades, you over spend on a crappy school system, you can't walk down the street without getting shot or stabbed and now you are about to approve BLIGHT Rail. This amusement park ride that goes nowhere cracks me up. The only thing it will be good for is for transporting criminals from one part of hell to the other.

And you wonder why all of JOCO thinks you guys are jokes?

COMMENT OF THE WEEK


This one takes the cake

killacitymo4life has left a new comment on your post "TOP TEN KCMO SCHOOLS VS PRISON": Leave our schools alone! Yes they are awful, but only because conceited JOCO citizens like yourself would rather complain than help. Go to hell!


Since it was an old post that this comment took place on I thought I would share it with you.

GOOD NEWS FOR KCMO VOTERS


This Ohio ruling should double the number of people voting in KCMO.

Monday, October 27, 2008

CHAPPELLE TUESDAY

I ENDORSE


Since everyone seems to be endorsing candidates in the blog sphere it is time to throw my hat in the ring.




I ENDORSE OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT.

I have been working hard for far too long and could use a nice 4 year break. I won't have to worry about money, health insurance, losing my house, asteroids hitting the earth, crime, crossing the red sea etc.. under Obama.

I look forward to receiving the seeds from the government to plant my money tree in my backyard.

Thanks in advance for the vacation!

QUICK HITS


The stories that JOCOians are talking about today while thanking god that they don't live in KCMO.

1. You gotta love cheap gas. On a side note, where did all the Global Warming trolls go that use to send me emails regarding the price of gas? Probably trying to sell their "smart" car.

2. You have nothing to worry about here. Sure Cuba and Russia are strengthening their ties but if Obama is elected they will see us as a communist ally.

3. If you are too cheap to buy your kid a Halloween costume then you must live in KCMO. Rumor has it that Funkhouser is going to be a successful mayor for Halloween. Nobody will ever figure it out.

4. JOCO get Six million dollars to tear down blighted homes. Buh Bye NOJOCO.

5. I have never understood how homeless people have the time to collect cans, steal copper, beg for change etc... to get their drug fix yet don't have the same work ethic to maintain a roof over their head. These poor bastards OD'd in a Lawrence homeless "campground". Is that a KOA camp?

6. M16's for sale in Kansas. Nice. We can now protect ourselves for the upcoming invasion by KCMO residents looking for a better life in our county.

7. KCMO schools offering field trips into the Ghetto. How embarrassing would it be if you were a kid and one of these trips took place in your neighborhood. You would have to be a dumbass to sign that permission slip.

8. You gotta hand it to the muslims and the "honor killing" of their kids.

9. Who the hell gives an 8 year old a loaded Uzi?

10. The return of school shootings

WHITE TRASH ALERT!


It is ignorant dumb ass's like this that piss me off even more than the dipsh*ts on the left. The minute that violence is used because you don't like someone's politics, color, religion, gender, sexual preference etc... it is important for US ALL to take notice. It is our abillity to disagree and move on that makes our nation great. These Nazi bastards are the worst scum that this country has.

THE WIRE


GANG BANGERS HATE THE COLD AND THE RAIN. Look for things to pick up around Wednesday in the Homicide department.

1. KCMO residents continue their attempt at running businesses to JOCO.

2. KCMO parks are often deadly. This guy was killed in broad daylight.

3. Jealous KCMO residents come to JOCO to take part in some preelection wealth distribution.

Kristin Kreuk PICS





Saturday, October 25, 2008

JOCO IS IN THE CLEAR


Thanks to JA Dirtbag for pointing this out to me. It appears that the racist store clerk involved in the receipt gate scandal is from KCMO & not JOCO. It kinda figures though does it not?

Friday, October 24, 2008

RANDOM THOUGHTS & QUESTIONS


1. Do people that live in KCK and the East Side of KCMO allow their kids to go trick or treating in their neighborhoods?

2. If these parents allow this shouldn't social services come and take their children for endangerment?

3. Can JOCO have too many Best Buys? I am not sure that is possible.

4. Who the hell still eats at Perkins?

5. Why do people not understand how to go through a round a bout?

6. If Missouri roads suck so bad why don't they put up tolls. Every state I have traveled through recently has toll roads.

7. How much would you pay on PPV to watch child molesters get executed?

8. Where the people that founded Kansas City a bunch of quitters? Were these people that were heading out west for gold and just gave up because it was too difficult? It would explain a lot.

9. Is there a bigger HD screen that 65 inches?

10. Why is it impossible to make left hand turns in Olathe?

11. Now that gas is cheap again do you laugh at the idiots that sold their SUV's for Smart cars? I sure the hell do.

12. Does the Mayor of KCMO realize how ugly he and his wife are?

13. Do the people at KCPT think that the sets that they have look good? Have you seen the set of RUKUS? Holy crap.

14. Do you think it is hilarious watching Native Americans rob people of their money at Casinos? I sure the hell do after what we did to them.

15. Do you laugh your ass off as you drive by some of these gated communities in SOJOCO and see half of them up for sale? Have fun scratching off your little community sticker A-Hole now that you can't live there.

16. Why is it that Taco Via and Long John Silvers are no longer at "the mall"?

17. If a mall walker passes out at Metcalf South would anyone notice?

18. Why do religious groups feel it is moral to charge you $3 for a hot dog at a festival? Have fun in hell religious hot dog vendor guy.

19. Why don't they make all major roads 4 lanes to begin with?

20. Who would win in this fight: Larry Johnson vs. Queen Latifah?

21. Why is booze legal and weed against the law?

22. Who are the morons that think that Katie Horner and Laura Moritz are Hot?

23. Does anyone else still think its funny when Gary Lezak says that he is getting 4 inches at his location?

24. Who is the guy that updates his face book status every 5 minutes? Get a life bro.

25. Carrie Underwood or Megan Fox?

26. Corona or Corona light?

27. Does anyone else like the Kansas Sampler commercial?

28. Am I the only one that doesn't believe that the United States landed on the Moon?

29. Where in the bible are dinosaurs mentioned?

30. Can we put together a ballot initiative kicking Roeland Park & fairway out of JOCO?

31. Does the Kansas City Red Star think that anyone reads their blogger sections other than Crime Scene KC?

ATTENTION WHORE


Wednesday, October 22, 2008

DO NOT BE AFRAID

In an effort to prepare my fellow capitalist Americans for the chance of a socialist take over of our country I have come up with a survival kit to ensure your safety over the next 2 years. I will be sharing the details of this kit tonight so that you can rush out to the stores and prepare.

DUMB ASS JOCOIAN


If the dips**t that works at Journeys is from the SOJOCO area I would appreciate it if he left asap.

THE WIRE - 2 DAY RECAP


If Mister Rogers lived in the East Side he would torch his neighborhood. On a good note it appears that rain is bad for the casket business in KC.

1. "Accidental shooting" in the East Side. It's sad when people get shot cleaning their weapons before a fun night of bowling and drive by shootings.

2. If you see a White Tahoe in KCK or KCMO chances are it was stolen from one of the fine residents of Overland Park.
3. What does Monkey Theft lead too in the eyes of the local media?

4. If you scam a Wizard of Oz munchkin you might as well punch your ticket to hell.

5. I am sure that sex offenders will be sure to follow this memo...

6. The biggest Bitch in KC sports history is sad about his behavior.

7. If you aren't taking advantage of old people, you should. It appears to be an easy way to earn a buck.

8. Warrensburg wants to be like the East Side.

Monday, October 20, 2008

JOCO QUESTION OF THE DAY


How much of your paycheck do you think goes to supporting KCMO residents through wealth redistribution? What could you do with that money if it wasn't taken from you?

KCMO QUESTION OF THE DAY


What do you plan on purchasing with the tax money that you get from JOCO families through the distribution of Wealth?

QUICK HITS


Ten Stories that JOCOians will be discussing at work today. KCMO & KCK residents feel free to share these stories at the welfare office.

1. Men enter womens study at K State.. This would be a big deal if there was an actual difference between a man and a K State woman.

2. Not even the Hereford house is safe in KCMO! I guess JOCO is the new home of the Hereford House. Good job KCMO!

3. Can one really have a "day of the dead" celebration in KCMO? Talk about the holiday that keeps on giving all year round. Everyday is a day of the dead in the East Side.

4. There are at least 40,000 dumb ass's in the metro.

5. There is trouble brewing at the eye sore on your way to Gods Country.

6. If you are gay and you kill your "lover" and cook him and eat him you are looking at 30 years to digest him.

7. The death of cheesy 70's porn in Florida.

8. Obama would use Powell as an adviser? Kinda goes against his whole Iraq war stance.....

9. More wealth distribution on the way.

10. Global warming morons might have to find a new religion.

THE WIRE - Weekend Body Count


At least the metro has one team that has no quit in them, the gang bangers.

1. KCMO victims are getting younger and younger. These two were 16 & 17.

2. KCK will not go unnoticed. 2 shot.

3. I wonder if this is what Midtown was talking about when he described fall in his hood....

4. Another dead body found in KCK.

5. Are Metro residents dumping their bodies in Topeka?

6. 2 more dead in KCK.

7. East Side ethics: Kill the mom, spare the baby.

BIDEN STRIKES FEAR INTO CROWD!


This alarmist idiot. Does he not have any freaking tact. WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT!

Friday, October 17, 2008

COLIN POWELL


TEN METRO JOBS THAT CARL PETERSON COULD HAVE


Since this will probably be the last year for Carl Peterson it is important that we make sure that we find him a job. In order to protect the metro area from this mans lack of leadership we need to make sure that was steer him in the direction of something that he couldn't possibly mess up. You don't want him ending up at a company like American Century and ruining them. So here are 10 jobs that Carl is more than qualified for.

1.
KCMOSD Superintendent -
2.
CEO of Sprint -
3.
Program director for 710 or 610 am.
4.
Head of Ad sales at the Star.
5.
East Side "religious" leader.
6.
Wife of Mayor
7.
Head search for Sprint Center Anchor Tenant.
8.
Light Rail lobbyist
9.
Chief of Police KCMO
10.
Head of Union Station
On deck
11. Person that purchases Katie Horners jeans

ANOTHER REASON OLD PEOPLE SHOULDN'T DRIVE


How can we let people like this drive? This woman obviously suffers from dementia.If this is her opinion on the words that Palin and McCain use do we really want her behind the wheel of a car? If t

THE WIRE

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Thursday, October 16, 2008

THE RACE CARD AND THE USSP


Isn't it amazing that the only ones that continue to bring race into the discussion are those of the USSP? This crazy bastard is almost as dangerous as Obama.

CAN JOE BIDEN COUNT TO 4?



I am sure that he can spell potato though.............

SOCIALIST DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT MIDDLE CLASS



If you disagree with them, no matter who you are, they are going to come after you.

THE WIRE


If George Jefferson lived in Kansas City do you think he would want to move on up to the East Side? Hell no. Here is your 3 day catch up.

1. KCMO Killers show no class by driving a Taurus to commit murders. Put that drug money to use and get yourself a Lexus.

2. Something tells me that enrollment in this KCMO program is going to be higher than that of the KCMO School District. I guarantee that the people that end up with degrees in both will be the same.

3. KCMO residents decide to loot bank before Wall Street does. I admire the foresight that these gentlemen have.

4. Blue Springs HS Student charged in raping a 12 year old. Give him the chair.

5. OP 45 year old charged with fondeling a 12 year old. Give him the chair.

6. Drive up restraunts in KCMO mean Drive Up robberies. If you own a business in KCMO the more security the better.

7. Is there a reason that Olathe is in JOCO?

8. Did LJ move to Lawrence?

9. KCMO has more murders than bottles of beeer on the wall. A city full of "culture" claims numbers 105 & 106 last night.

10. Future serial killers caught in burgulary.

Stay tuned for tomorrows End of the Year Murder prediction.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

NEW BLOG TO READ


I stumbled across this guys blog last week and forgot to mention it. Be sure to check it out.

DANCE LIBERALS DANCE!

DAVE CHAPPELLE EXPLAINS DENNIS MOORE



This is why that jackass breaks out his guitar every election.

QUICK HITS


Top 10 stories that informed JOCOians need to read today and KCMO residents need to have read to them.

1. Larry Johnson may be afraid of taking a hit but he isn't afraid of handing out pimp slaps.

2. Women of JOCO can go to the P&L district for free health screenings etc.. in an effort to promote womens health. Once you have been told you are healthy you can then be stabbed or shot walking back to your car.

3. The homeless in STL are ungrateful bastards.

4. The Gov begins its socialist bank take over. Bank of America may soon have to worry about keeping their name.

5. What teacher thinks that a lesbian wedding would make a good field trip?

6. Honor Killing? Those silly Muslims....they are just misunderstood.

7. Those of you that aren't in favor of the death penalty will probably be sympathetic to this idiot. I say gas him, fry him, stick him and then shoot his ass.

8. Cat fight causes car wreck. The KC media is on their way.

9. Americas sex taboo is ruining peoples lives.

10. Texas teachers extra credit plan is questioned.

Monday, October 13, 2008

For my dear friends that are MU alums


Don't worry guys, basketball is right around the corner. This could be your year!

ITS NOT FAIR! wHAAA, wHAAA, Whaa



Remember this?

QUICK HITS


The Top Ten Stories that you need to read about today. If you live in KCMO be sure to have someone read them to you.

1. Not exactly and eye for an eye in Michigan. Then again people get shot for less in KCMO.

2. Economic doom and gloomers (liberals) have to be pissed about todays Wall Street bounce back.

3. Democrat sex scandal. I am sure that this wont get the same amount of election year coverage that Foley's did.

4. The USSP registers 30,000 felons to vote in Florida. Some of Obamas closest friends are felons so why should this surprise us?

5. Hookers are used as economic indicator in Liberal NYC.

6. Socialist run oil company slumps in the land of HUGO.

7. Dumb ass's
8. Long John Silver and Jack Sparrow killed off coast of Africa.

9. Comrade Obama tells plumber that he can have YOUR money.

10. KCMO school kids test higher than Blue Valley kids.

LOOTING LIST


This weekend I started working on the list of crap I plan on getting when looting on November 5th. If you haven't started working on yours I suggest you get started on it ASAP. It is the only way that you can guarantee getting the crap you want once the 2008 JOCO riots start.

I for one will be camped out in front of Best Buy on Election night anxiously awaiting the results so that I can get a new Blue Ray player and an I Mac. I can't wait! Since this will be my first riot/shopping spree I can only hope that it lives up to expectations.

THE WIRE - WEEKEND RECAP




1. Two of the East sides finest Entrepreneurs are taken off the street. These two gentlemen were simply following the governments lead in wealth redistribution.

2. Arson problem hits the Northland. Yet another story that the media seems to neglect (serial arsonist).

3. KCK man convicted of killing on of JOCO's fine citizens.

4. Is it a crime if you shoot an Ice Cream truck driver? Apparently even they aren't safe in the east side.

5. KCK woman stabbed to death.

6. Thanks to KCK and KCMO residents, JOCOians are no longer safe in their garages.

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

POOR KID

THE WIRE


1. East side activist actually does something against crime

2. Gang bangers in KCK turn in their guns

3. Midnight Basketball is paying off better than thought.

4. The Mayor makes crime his number one issue

5. Stats show that JOCO is more violent than KCMO per capita.

6. Tulips on Troost save mans life.

7. KCMO police chief receives national recognition for his ability to combat gang violence.

8. Local meda outlet offers 3 part series on street crime in the metro

CHAPPELLE TUESDAY ON WEDNESDAY

A SOJOCOIAN FOR PREZ?


After watching this video I now know who I will be voting for.

FAN MAIL


When I got a comment from the idiotic burnout I thought for sure he was kidding. I mean how can one blog get under the skin of one person so much? With all there is to read on the internet why would one person spend so much time reading a blog that obviously makes them teeter even closer to slitting their wrists than they were before? Then I read his "blog" for the first time today and realized that he has sand permanently lodged in his vagina and all that he does is bitch about bloggers.

Mr. Burnout, thank you for your reading and for your blog post. It is always nice to get fan mai (how many idiotic comments have you left here?)l. I can only hope that you continue to read mine and the other blogs that you mention in hopes that one day you can become a better more adjusted person.

Until that time please feel free to ues the coupon that I have attached. I hope that it will provide you with some temporary relief from your problem.