SONG OF THE YEAR 2008 - HIP HOP

HANDS DOWN.

HIP HOP FLASH BACK

Saw him in concert out in Cali shortly after this album dropped.

WHAT I AM THANKFUL FOR

This list could be a long one but nobody wants to read that crap. Instead I have simplified it all to the one constant in my life that has made what I have now possible, my wife.

My wife saved me. I was not exactly a good person when I came back from the Marine Corp. I was pissed, short tempered, violent and bored and felt like I had no future. I ran with a crowd that no longer exists. Most of them are now statistics that I am sure were chronicled on some other jackass's blog. I had my own brushes with death and never learned, no matter how much my parents tried I never listened to them. I had no desire to be the person that they raised me to be or the person that I was capable of being.

Then I met my wife. It may sound corny to say that she made me want to be a better person but she did. She for some reason saw the good in me but wouldn't have a real relationship with me until I changed my ways. She said this to me without uttering a single word other than NO.

This was all 14 years ago and I can honestly say that she has given me all of my reasons to be thankful. My wonderful daughters, my great job, our wonderful house, my relationship with my family are all from her.

Thank you honey, I love you.

QUICK HITS - THANKSGIVING EDIITION

TOP 10 STORIES THAT JOCOIANS NEED TO READ BETWEEN NAPS TODAY.

1. KCK residents can look forward to paying more for their utilities thanks to the crooks at the EPA.

2. Since JOCO is a safe wholesome community the police officers are free to get hammered on the job.

3. This is the Kansas Citian of the year???????? Give me a break! I am sick of rich people rewarding each other for sitting on boards. Who the hell in this city has heard of this chick before now? This award should go out to all Kansas Citians that work multiple jobs in order to provide for their families. Citizens that while having very little still find the time and resources to help others. Not some chick who happened to shake the right hands at the right parties this year.

4. The only thing worst than the last name is the woman. I now understand why Funkhouser is so tall. He has to grow to make room for his wifes hand that is lodged up his ass. If you have ever shaken the hand of this woman be sure to wash them right away.

5. Couple gets busted for having sex in handicapped stall at football game.

6. Isn't it good to know that we are spending billions of dollars on researching water sources in outer space while millions in Africa can't find a drop to drink on our planet?

7. Old person dies in Indiana. I guess that this is news to someone......

8. Missouri man nearly takes off the head of his daughter with electric saw.

9. G&R give us free Dr. Pepper.

10. People that follow celebrity relationships typically have no lives. There lack of lives force us to skim through the crappy headlines that they consider news in order to find real stories. On that note does anyone give a crap about an old woman and a baseball players relationship?

THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH

I am typing this from my backup laptop due to the recent failure of the Sony Vaio. I am not sure how it happened or why a laptop that is seldom used and only a year old died on me. Is this a plot by the left to keep me down? Are KCMO residents trying to silence me? Did Omega Man use a gamma ray to wipe out my system start up? Probably not. This conspiracy is bigger than that. It involves a billionaire and a company that can't produce a single decent piece of software.

Mr. Gates,
I would like to thank you for designing software (Vista) that is so ineffective that it can render a $1000 worth of hardware useless. I know that a $1000 isn't much to a billionaire but for a middle class jocoian with a family of 4 it is a huge amount. Could you please send me a refund for the laptop that your company destroyed? I am not asking for anything above what I had, just a machine that works.
Thank you,
JOCO SOB

P.S. Take your Vista operating system and shove it up your white pasty ass. You my friend might be the biggest douche bag to walk the face of the earth. Who the hell else would release an operating system that crashes more than a blind person driving a stick shift? Thank you for ruining my holiday season you POS.

1 YEAR

I had an emailer inform me(thank you) that I have come to the One year anniversary of my blog (in its current format). When I started this thing I told myself that I would do it for a year and see what happens. True to my word I will now spend the next 4 days deciding whether or not to keep JOCO SOB open or simply go elsewhere.

IN THE SPIRIT OF EQUALITY

People often ask me why does a conservative such as myself read Tony's Kansas City and why don't I use this platform to bash him and counter his points everyday. I tell them that my blog is about tackling ideas, not people and being as tounge and cheek as possible unless those people themselves become newsworthy. I like his blog and the majority of his takes. Life would be boring if we all had the same point of view.

Today Tony posted a link on his blog about my take about Jackson County being a racist county and that JOCO is an inclusive community full of prosperity for all those inside. Inside the comments section was one of the most idiotic comments I have ever read regarding JOCO "elititst". The hate that people have in KCMO for JOCO is pretty funny when you think about it.

Here they are living in one of the most racist counties in the midwest, the schools suck, mayor sucks, infrastructure sucks, crime rate sucks, tax base sucks etc... and they are more concerned about JOCO than their own hood. Maybe that is the problem? Instead of blaming a county and its residents that aren't even in the same state as yours it might be beneficial to fix the glass in your house before trying to throw stones. YOU made your problems, not us.

Trust me, if JOCO was as jacked up as KCMO I wouldn't be bitching about KCMO residents.

QUICK HITS

TEN STORIES that thankful Jocoians should read this holiday season.

1. Craigslist can be a good place to trick attractive women into stripping for you, for free!

2. Is there an area in which KCMO is doing well? The services over there sucked before so I can only imagine how bad they will be now that they are going to be cut and under funded.

3. If you want job security you should become a mortician in KCMO.

4. Thanksgiving is under attack in Cali

5. If it weren't for THE OFFICE would anyone notice if NBC went out of business?
6. Man rapes daughter for 30 years and fathers his own grandchildren through her. This sick twisted piece of crap needs to be tortured in ways that I can't even describe.

7. Brittney Spears talks about how she feels.

8. Government run health care is under investigation for the death of a 28 year old woman weighing under 50lbs. You gotta love how the government takes care of people.

9. Former First lady goes to the ER.

10. When the hell did we start having "word of the year"?

CHAPPELLE ON INDIANS

The greatest philosopher of our time.

THE WIRE

There is a good chance that the blog will be closed tomorrow to celebrate the exploitation of Native Americans by eating some Turkey and watching football. So I call on all local bloggers that cover crime in the Metro to give thanks to the murderers, carjackers, gangters, kingpins, pushers, pimps and hoes that have given us such wonderful material this year. With out the ignorance and lack of human decency that these folks have our post numbers surely wouldn't be what they are today.

In the Spirint of the holiday season I would like to give you this holiday quote to ponder this season. "Everytime a body drops a blogger gets a new visitor".

1. 50 year old man gets killed in the hood.

2. Dead man found in KCK parking lot.

3. Human Carving on Wabash.

4. KCK Gas Station Robbed.

THE PLOG HAS BEEN ON FIRE LATELY

Check out the recent story regarding the demise of the East Sides Crime fighter. On a side note, those of you wanting autographed SOB MAN action figures feel free to shoot me an email and I will try to get those out to you as soon as possible.

A SOLUTION TO HOMELESS HUNGER?

Remember the first time you saw a Reece's Peanut Butter Cup commercial on TV? Chocolate and Peanut Butter came together and there was that one guy that was a little skeptical about it until he tried it? Well keep that in mind as I announce a new initiative to solve the metros hunger problem for the homeless during the winter.

There is a story on KSHB's webiste that talks about the over population of deer in Shawnee Mission Park. The story gives out some ideas to curb the growth of the population but they all seem to be at the cost of the tax payers.

I say open up Shawnee Mission Park to the homeless for the winter and let them hunt the deer. Makes sense doesn't it? We can call it Hobo Hunting. Once the winter is over the homeless can go back to the overpass of their choice with as much Deer meat as they can carry. We could get companies such as Bass Pro Shop to sponsor the event by supplying tents and weapons so that there would be no cost to the tax payers. It seems to me that the only losers in this arrangement would be the deer.

LEFTOVERS IN THE MEDIA

I just finished reading a story on Tonys blog that discussed an issue of racism that took place over a month ago. Of course by reading the headline on Tonys blog and the story itself one would of thought that this story just happened, therefore creating an illusion of "rampant racism" in one of the most inclusive counties in the metro.
The story itself isn't worth reading and the indepth interviews by KCUR are a joke so I won't link it.

I wonder why there aren't any interviews taking place inside some of the KCMO schools about the racism towards white students or why there is never any in depth reporting on kill whitey graffiti on the city's east side. Why is it that Omega Man says that White people wouldn't dare walk in the neighborhoods that he walks in? Is he saying that the East Side is so full of hate and bigotry that a white person would be killed just for being white down there? And why is it that Jackson county is the most segregated county in the midwest? Who, how and when did Troost become an imagenary border? I am pretty sure that it wasn't a jocoian that made that so.

If ever there was a county that was racist it is Jackson County.

QUICK HITS

TEN STORIES BEING READ BY JOCOIANS TODAY.


1. While people in Missouri are dying at an increased rate, Kansas once again shows its superiority in quality of life.
2. You would think that we could get one benefit out of this crappy economy but the spandex clad death magnets refuse to quit.

3. Lezak is looking for lots of inches this winter.

4. Iranians like having unprotected sex.

5. Storming buildings with swords is back in.

6. Bush pardons John Forte. Maybe now we can get a new Fugee's album.

7. British kids don't know how to handle break ups. No word on whether or not his gf walked in and found him bleeding and decided to stab herself as well.

8. How do you accidentally flush a baby down the toilet?

9. Anyone that thought Tiger Woods was driving around in a LeSabre was on crack.

10. Teachers Aide by day, Porn star by night. I wonder how many men were involved in the PTO at that school. AND isn't it just like a bunch of women to want to get this woman fired?

MO' DEAD BODIES

When I read a story that says "shallow graves" I think about how lazy the murderer was. You just killed someone and hiding the bodies is key YET you don't take the time to hide the evidence in a deep grave?

Can't the killers of this city at least pretend that they care about getting caught and develop a little work ethic?

CHAPPELLE TUESDAY

THE WIRE

OMEGA MAN lets down a city once again.

1. It saddens me that that once promising Bannister Mall area has turned into such a crap hole. A decade ago an incident like this would of been shocking, now it is common.

2. Man shot in his home and then robbed of his car. GO EAST SIDE!

3. Dumb Ass.

4. You can't even build a house in Jackson County without the risk of being murdered.

WHY I LOVE THIS MAYOR

I just read this story on Northeast news.com and laughed my ass off.
The mayor of KCMO who is residing over bloodlust 08 and tried to push a blight rail to nowhere initiative through can't even fight graffiti. Two things that stuck out in this story. 1. The mayor couldn't properly fund a freaking antigraffiti program. 2. The mayor wanted a Graffiti COORDINATOR. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

This program was suppose to cost the lemming tax payers of KCMO aprox 250k. How many first responders could the city of hired instead of spending it on a failed graffiti program?

RIP MC BREED

90's hip hop legend, dead.

KMBZ MORNING NEWS HOMELESS REPORT

Stories regarding the homeless during the holidays are so predictable that Vegas wouldn't dare set odds on it. This morning while getting ready I heard a promo on the radio regarding a "new" class of homeless people hitting the local shelters. I have no idea what it is that this means but what I got out of the promo was that this was an elite crop of homeless people.

Journalism in this town has gotten awfully lazy if this is the type of mindless predictable reporting that we can count on. Instead of exploiting the poor homeless bastards at the shelters for ratings how about you get off your lazy ass and investigate the local crime problem. Interview some drug dealers, people that live in the projects occupied by gang bangers etc..

BEST PING PONG VIDEO EVER

NEW CALL OF DUTY

IF YOU HAVEN'T PICKED THIS GAME UP YET, DO IT.

QUICK HITS

The Top Ten Stories that Jocoians under the protection of SOB MAN should be reading today. Those of you that have Omega Man as your crime fighting buddy, please read these links when the bullets stop flying or you are in the waiting room at the hospital.

1. The Chinese arent big fans of the new Guns & Roses album. This confirms my theory that they were the one behind the delay of its release. It also leads me to believe that Tupac is being held captive in a Chinese Prison camp.

2. You might be a dumb ass if you get shot by a freaking dog.
3. Astronauts will soon drink their own piss. Is this really the best we can do for them? And why don't we have urine to booze machines set up in KCMO homeless camps? It could cut down on the begging.

4. KCK criminals are too ignorant to make "THE WIRE" section of this blog. The latest example involves a KCK school product robbign a Verizon store of fake Cell Phones. NICE ONE JUNIOR!

5. New Orleans continues to be a haven for the most violent criminals in America. This is the city where KCMO/KCK killlers with potential go to join the big leauges.

6. Now that the election is over Obama doesn't have to pretend to be religious.

7. Canada likes fat people.

8. You are never to young to learn the proper way of using a pencil.

9. While hard working Americans across the country are battling a recession ELITIST LEFTIST actors are setting up a Strike.

10. Kidney Stone surgery leads to getting hands and feet amputated.

THANK YOU KANSAS STATE

I would like to take a moment to thank the smart people out in Manhattan, Ks for bringing back Snyder. I was truly worried that Kansas State might go out and grab a big name coach with a lot of upside to turn their program around.

The hiring of Snyder ensures that the Purple Towel waving hillbillies to the West will remain losing.

THE WIRE - WEEKEND RECAP

I would like to thank the local crime community for keeping up their good work even though the temps continue to fall.

1. The one thing that Quick Trip doesn't offer is treatment for gunshot wounds (as this poor bastard found out). Considering this stores location they ought to consider opening up a treatment center next to the Rooster Booster stand.

2. KCMO arsonist take advantage of sinking gas prices.

3. Murder in South KC Housing projects errrrrrrrrrrr Apartment Complex

4. "POP, POP, POP" is NOT the sound of a breakfast cereal on Paseo.

As you will notice SOB MAN was busy protecting JOCO and preventing the county under his protection from making the list. Can the same be said about other local "super hero crime fighters".

JINGLE BOMBS

If it isn't too early for Christmas music on the radio then it isn't too early for Jingle Bombs on the Blog

SOB MAN IS ON IT

Today in Olathe we had yet another instance of White on White Crime. SOB MAN NEEDS YOUR HELP. If you have any information in regards to the attempted abduction of a female meter reader in Olathe please send me an email. At that time I will call a press conference and claim that I "fought" crime.

HIP HOP FLASHBACK

20 REASONS JOCO RESIDENTS SHOULD BE THANKFUL

With all the negativity on the news lately it might be hard for some of you to find reasons to be thankful. When that happens just remember that you are a JOCOIAN and you are blessed to live in a county full of growth, inclusiveness and prosperity.

It could be worst


1. Knowing that your dinner was purchased by you and not by elementary school kids from a different state and county.

2. That your county doesn't fall under the protection of Omega "Racist" Man

3. Public Schools aren't a nationwide joke

4. We have a neighboring county that will continue to flip the bill on our entertainment venues.

5. Oklahoma Joes BBQ is better than Gates or Bryants

6. We can typically live in the county that we work in.

7. We watch "A Christmas Carol" and feel bad for Tiny Tim. KCMO kids are envious of all that Tiny Tim has.

8. We don't have a single street named after a corrupt politician let alone 2.

9. We have no idea who the spouse of the Mayor of Overland Park is.

10. Our shopping district isn't built by an open Septic Tank.

11. We were smart enough to vote against BiState.

12. Our police departments don't have to order crime scene tape and chalk by the pallet.

13. It isn't NEWS if a grocery store opens in our county.

14. We can laugh everytime someone says that KCMO has "culture" and diversity and that is why they live there. The reason we laugh is becuase we know that the people saying that live in the most segregated city in the midwest and couldn't tell you how to get to the Art Museum.

15. Our kids play with Super Soakers in the summer ,not AK47's.

16. Take your kid to work day doesn't involve standing on a corner.

17. Parks Board nominations don't make national news.

18. We don't have two arenas without anchor tenants.

19. They aren't called they Overland Park Royals and the Leawood Chiefs.

20. The number 117 isn't associated with the number of murders and high school grads we have.

PLEASE HELP SOLVE THIS CRIME

SOB MAN needs your help protecting JOCO from crime.

If you have any information regarding a muffin stolen from someones table at Starbucks this morning. Please send me an email at jocosob@yahoo.com.

Do not call the TIPS hot line. EMAIL ME FIRST! I wil call them for you.

I need some props so I can upgrade the new SOB MAN MOBILE

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

For now on when discussing crime on this blog I want it to known that I will go as SOB MAN.
My Super Power is my ability to avoid living in the East Side.
BE SURE to go to this site to help me design the SOB MAN MOBILE

OMEGA MANS ONLY SUPER POPWER: THE RACE CARD

Kansas City's very own "Myster Men" reject has activated his only super power, the race card. That's right Omega Man has taken time out of his day (which I am sure was REAL hard to do) to attack white people and pat himself on the back. You see it appears that Omega Man's kryptonite appears to be criticism by people that he claims not to even care about.

If he wants to be a real crime fighter why doesn't he join the brave men and women (some who actually happen to be white, shocking, I know) that risk their lives on a daily basis and wear a badge?

What crime has this guy actually fought? I don't remember seeing him taking down street gangs, making drug raids or saving women from domestic abuse? If you want to be Omega man you have to do more than relay information. If you want credit for solving the Precious Doe case then you should take the blame for each and every young person that gets killed in the streets that you claim to protect and claim that no white person would dare travel down.

Look at it this way. If Batman resided over the crime increase that has occurred in KCMO for the past couple of years he wouldn't seek glory, he would retire. Omega Man should follow the same guidlines.

Lets face it buddy you are are more Shoveler than Batman. Why is it that Kansas City can't have a winner at anything? Not only do we have professional sports teams that should be minor leauge teams but we also have a minor leauge wannabe super hero.

1. Our wannabe doesn't drive a fast car, fly or talk to fish, he drives a broke ass scooter.

2. Our wannabe doesn't have a cool signal that is flashed when there is trouble, he has a blog and a phone number.

3. Our wannabe doesn't have a cool villan to fight, he fights white bloggers

4. Our wannabe doesn't have a cool line of comic books, movies and action figures, he has well...

5. Our wannabe doesn't care about the welfare of the city, he cares about if his name was mentioned on TV.

To be honest, I could careless if some nerd wants to drive through the hood on a scooter saying that he is a super hero (it is actually kinda funny)all I ask is that you put on a cape or something. And if said nerd happens to turn up a tip for the police then more power to him (but how hard is it to find crime in the East Side). But calling yourself a crime fighter, COME ON, You are a referral network not a crime fighter. You are more consierge than anything.

CHAPPELLE TUESDAY ON UMM WEDNESDAY

QUICK HITS

TOP TEN STORIES TO READ TODAY, THE REST OF THE CRAP IS GARBAGE.

1. Those silly racist terrorist. I thought that Obama was their guy?

2. Obama will have plenty of strength to redistribute the wealth.

3. Hitler the ballless wonder.

4. Chicks wearing tool belts is a bad idea even in space.

5. Where the hell were these teachers when I was in school?

6. It warms my heart every time I hear that a prosocialist organization lays people off. This is the price you pay for being bias.

7. JOCO reaches out to the residents of KCK and KCMO during the holidays. Enjoy our leftovers.

8. The rocket sceintist that live in Eudora have concluded that a small fire lead to a big fire. BRILLIANT!

9. Further proof that the kids that attend the universities in Missouri are dirty.

10. The parents of the children attending KCMO schools show their support for the idiot hacks that couldn't get a job in a real district. Everyone of these idiots should be arrested for child abuse.

THE WIRE

1. The Mayor isn't the only back stabber in KCMO.

2. Gun shots at Central High are almost as common as seeing a Lexus in the parking lot of a Blue Valley school.

3. Who woulda thought that a park in KCK would be unsafe for a single woman?

4. Do KCMO gang bangers get workers compensation?

5. Dead Bitch Walkin

6. KCMO school system is not doing enough to prepare carjackers for the real world. This is really a simple story problem. If Carjacker A can not drive a stick shift but wants to go out a jack someone for their ride should he...........

NOT DEAD

I will be updating on a regular basis again starting tomorrow.

THE RETURN OF QUICK HITS

Top ten stories that you need to read today.

1. God is punishing Oprah for supporting Obama. When the fires are put out that city will still look better than the east side of KCMO.

2. Will the Brits start disposing of dead bodies the East Side way and just dump them on the streets?

3. Omaha has a better system for dealing with unwanted kids than Kansas City. In Omaha if you don't want your kid you dump them in a hospital. In KCMO you put them on a bus and send them to a public school.

4. Old women in Mexico face threat to their nightly sleep.

5. When keeping it cyber goes wrong.

6. Well, at least the East Side is safe from these.

7. Wouldn't the world be better without Abercrombie?

8. The self proclaimed voice of his generation sets a great example.

9. If you are the 5th country to do something do you really deserve credit?

10. Church says that Obama supporters are going to hell.

A SPECAIL MESSAGE TO THE MAYOR OF KCMO

It's sad that rappers have more intelligence than the mayor of KCMO

HAS THERE BEEN A BIGGER JACK ASS IN MUSIC?

For "his generations" sake I hope that they are all deaf and can't hear his voice. This is what happens wussification enters hip hop. If you will notice in the picture above not everyone in the hood is a umm fan.

THE PLIGHT OF OLD ASS HOES IN THE MEDIA

Why can't they just deal with the fact that nobody wants to see them on TV anymore? There is more to being a broadcaster than being able to read cue cards.

BITCH SLAP OF THE WEEK: MIDTOWN NAILS ALONZO

I have been reading this guys blog for awhile now and dig his work (even though he is a democrat). This post by Midtown might be his best work yet and MIGHT be the best thing I have read on the internet involving the metro.

YOU MUST READ THIS!

THE CORPORATE BREAD LINE GROWS

You have to admire the balls that these losers have to demand the government give them what money you have left after they screwed you out of your retirement.

1. I say screw the auto industry. How many times have we bought lemons, paid way over sticker, had terrible service and told to wait while "I go talk to my manager"? WHAT MAKES THEM FEEL ENTITLED TO KEEP THEIR COMPANY EVEN THOUGH THEY FAILED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. NOW GE IS GETTING MONEY!!!!!!!!!!! G F'N E.

3. I thought that the 750 billion dollar welfare check was suppose to stop this crap. THEY LIED TO US AGAIN!

4. AMEX EXPRESS wants us to leave home without it, in order for them to have nice Christmas bonus's.

THE WIRE

Let's see what crimes were committed the past two days in the name of the "poor economy".

1. You know this guy will be the most feared guy in prison. "What are you in for?"; "Stealing clothes from women"; "No crap?"; "Eassssssst side BEYOTCH!"

2. Raytowna Beach suffers robberies from it's upscale shopping areas.............

3. Hispanic on Hispanic crime is on the rise in Olathe. I dream of a day in which Olathe is annexed by WYCO and we can rid ourselves of their crime stats.

4. Once they started taking our tax dollars the banks of the United States became fair game. If you pay taxes, robbing a bank has suddenly become a different way to withdraw your money.

5. KCMO cops have no aim. No wonder murderers aren't afraid of them.

6. This guys Eagle Scout project was off the hook.

KCK CONTINUES TO AMAZE ME

It appears that the Kansas Speedway is going to have a smoking ban at the track in 14 months. This has got to be the most idiotic idea I have heard in a long time. Why are they doing this? Anyone that has been to a race knows that there is enough smoke and rubber pieces flying in the air to send the EPA into cardiac arrest. Is the smoke from a freaking cig going to make THAT much difference.

I am not a smoker but I am sick and tired of the government passing these nerf laws in order to "protect us". This ban will do nothing to improve the quality of air inhaled at the Speedway and is just a way for people of "power" to impose their will on the rest of society.

Master and Oversee???????

Is the mayors wife now writing headlines for KSHB? What is with all this Master and Oversee crap? The only thing missing was a mammy drop and calling BPU a plantation. I am not the most PC guy but holy crap.

THE WIRE

Has anyone thought that maybe the Mayor is working from home due to the high crime in KCMO? Think about it, why risk driving to work and getting carjacked or shot when you don't have to...

1. Crab apple lane sounds like a nice street and I am sure it was when it was first built. Tonight it is home to 4 shootings including 1 death.

2. I get that the 2 year old accidentally killed himself with his fathers service revolver and I feel bad for the family BUT WHAT IN GODS NAME IS A GUN BEING LEFT IN REACH OF A 2 YEAR OLD KID..................UNSUPERVISED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. I love it when multimillionaires act like idiots. I hope LJ gets taken to the cleaners.

4. Why are people still allowed to have pitbulls? And why are the people that own these dogs usually the lowest form of human life on the planet?

5. Danger is creeping closer to the JOCO borders.

Don't worry KCMO your dumb ass mayor is on the job....

OBAMA THE BUILDER

THE JOCOSOB RECESSION PLAN FOR KCMO WOMEN

DON'T LET IT BE SAID THAT THE PEOPLE OF JOCO DON'T CARE ABOUT THE WOMEN IN KCMO. WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO USE YOUR TALENTS TO GET OFF WELFARE

THE RED STAR DYING A QUICK DEATH

If you live in Kansas City the recent firings at The Red Star are good news in more ways than one. First we don't have to read crappy articles written by untalented hacks that couldn't cut it in any other market than our cupcake market. Second it means that the socialist rag is suffering more and more for printing their propaganda to the mindless masses that still purchase this crap paper.

The irony in it all that is going unnoticed is that this LIBERAL paper is cutting jobs. Since these people are against corporations making a profit and feel that everyone should work regardless of their work ethic, then why are they increasing the unemployment rates in America?

Shouldn't they employ these folks until the last penny is spent?

Notables on their way out

Hearnes "I got my ass kicked by a gay dog" Christopher

Jeffery " I don't know crap about sports" Flannagan

THE PIT

Those of you that served in the Marine Corp with me can appreciate this piece of video.

AWESOME SILENT DRILL TEAM VIDEO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US

THE FINEST KILLING MACHINE EVER ASSEMBLED.

THE BIG FEED

Be sure to add "THE BIG FEED" to your daily reading. I exchanged emails with the guy that runs it and he seems to have a pretty good feel for National issues from a conservative point of view. Also the guy lives in JOCO so you know that he has some class.

COLD WEATHER MEANS HOMELESS SUDDENLY MATTER

It is a fact that the media and politicians only care about homeless people during election years and 2 months a year (November and December). So be prepared to start reading tear jerking tales of whino bob and his lab braving the cold streets of KCMO searching for $15 to get his next heroin fix.

Or you could have a party to "Celebrate Homeless", like these morons are doing. Couldn't they just collect the money and distribute it without this fanfare of trips and ticket giveaways?

These parties are just ways for KCMO's elite to demonstrate to their friend that they care.

YOU GOTTA LOVE THE KCMO SCHOOL DISTRICT

Just how bad is it in the little district that couldn't? Well it turns out that the kids there are now playing a game called "Lets make a deal". This game is suppose to teach the kids to say no to drugs but come one... The "educators" in that district can't even teach the kids to read.

Nice neighborhoods, nice school district..

THE RETURN OF THE WIRE - WEEKEND ROUND UP

Now that we have a new president it is time to get back in the game. Let's see what our friends the gangbangers, coc slangers, pimps, whores, douchebags, johns and deadbeats have been up to.

1. It appears that East Side criminals have dropped the guns and knives and decided to ram their victims, this time it was law enforcement.

2. Pedos should be rounded up and gang raped on Halloween to prevent this type of thing.

3. Nothing good ever happens at Casinos. Nothing good ever happens at Casinos at 5am.

4. Does it really surprise anyone that meth was found at a Gardner, Ks daycare center? I am still trying to figure out what purpose Gardner serves JOCO?

5. It is good to see the East Side is still the East Side. 2 Dropped in the hood.

6. Thanks to these bastards, tricking old people just got more difficult. There goes one of lifes simple pleasures.

FIRE THIS BITCH UPDATE

The readers of this blog have really stepped up in regards to the story below. Here is a a sample email that I was copied on.

"I hope the recent video filming the actions of Diantha Harris are NOT representative of your district and the type of educators teaching our children.

Her actions are worthy of discplinary action. It is not the job of our teachers to scare children and indoctrinate them, whether pulling for Obama or McCain. If you want to teach them about the political system, it needs to be performed in a non-partisan fashion.

I hope a public apology to that student and her family will be forthcoming.

Ms. Harris is a disgrace to the teaching profession.

Thank you for reading this email."

THIS IS ROUND ONE OF OUR BATTLE

40 DEGREE DAYS

According to Lezak this weekend is suppose to be pretty damn cold (temps in the 40's).

HOW FITTING

HIP HOP FLASH BACK

BACK TO NORMAL

Now that the national election is done this blog will return to its previous format on Monday.

BEFORE YOU ATTACK THE CHOSEN ONE

I have been reading a lot of political crap the past two days in which people are attacking the chosen one and it bugs me. Face it folks John McCain lost the election, the reach across the aisle part of our party lost the election. It's time to move on and fix our house before we tear down the neighbors.

If you will notice I never backed McCain, why would I? He didn't stand for anything I believed in and only received my support because 1. He wasn't Obama and 2. He chose Palin. Other than that this guy made me sick and the actions of him and his staff after the election only strengthen my belief. This guy has been the worst thing to hit the Republican party since Watergate.

Fear not, I have a plan.

1. Kick out the moderate bastards that backed McCain. They can join the Donkeys.

2. Forget about the far right. They will vote Republican without us pandering to their extremist views.

3. Read your constitution. Over the next 2-4 years this document will come under attack on a daily basis by those that want to poison our country through our president.

4. Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. If the socialist in this country want to fight dirty it is time to level the playing field. We can not push candidates that are afraid to attack their ideals.

5. Stick to the basics. The Republican party use to have a simple message of less government, low taxes, strong defense and low spending. George Bush ruined that as did McCain.

6. Screw Public Financing of campaigns.

7. Start small - It is time to put conservatives in city and state governments before we start worrying about 2012.

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