Monday, February 16, 2009

THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

THE REVS OF THE EAST SIDE DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THERE IS CRIME THERE. TURN THE OTHER CHEEK, DON'T LOOK AT THE CARNAGE.

1. Now why would someone from KCMO want to rob a hydroponic store? His weed customers will have to wait since his dumb ass got shot in his attempt.

2. If you have kids in KCMO be sure that they are wearing Kevlar helmets and Bullet proof vests at all times. This EIGHT YEAR OLD GOT SHOT LAYING ON HIS SOFA, WATCHING TV.

3. If you are stupid enough to have a convenience store in KCMO open past 9pm then you deserve to get your ass robbed.

4. Whenever MU has a decent hoops team the city is always full of gunfire....

5. KCMO residents have no respect for the handicapped, this we know. BUT did anyone ever expect them to start running over them in their wheelchairs?

6. Methheads, booze, gambling, Missouri....Sounds like a crap cocktail.

7. KCK Doesn't stand for Kansas City Killers for nothing.