Tuesday, March 31, 2009
QUICK HITS - YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF WELFARE WHORES
Let's face it, we are all a bunch of Welfare Hoes. The only difference is that some will drop to their knees for a lower price. Yes, crackheads from the projects are basically the same as you bail out money grabbers on Wall Street and Main Street. Personally I prefer the crackhead over the wall street prick, they are cheaper and funnier than a wall street stiff.
1. This link is the most pathetic yet tellling sign that we have entered into the ultimate big brother state. I can't wait to get my free Kleenex in my rescue kit!
2. It makes sense that a man that never fired a weapon in Vietnam (yet claimed to) would be in favor of taking away your guns.
3. NOW ITS A DISEASE TO BE SUCCESFUL!
4. Teacher starves her cats to death and faces Felony Charges. Does Florida have tougher laws for animal abuse or for sexual predators?
5. Fox News wants to know if you like old chicks or young chicks. Let me ask you this, do you like your new laptop or your apple IIc? Holy obvious results batman, the newer models of anything are always better than the older versions.
6. Cities where liberalism flourishes are going to be ghost towns once these tax plans take shape.
7. Kansans everywhere are glad that this chick is no longer a local problem.
8. Big Mac Madness. Poor bastard had to get home and feed his wives.
9. Vaginismus?
10. Barney Frank has to be licking his chops after reading this story.
KCMO NEVER LETS ME DOWN
I would like to thank the people of KCMO for once again not letting me down. This morning in the"Wire" section of the blog I noted that there was still time for dead bodies to surface.........thanks.
OBAMAS WIFE SWAP
How long will it be before the emperor decides that the wealthy and good looking should not be allowed to have all the beautiful women? When will the redistribution of attractive women begin? SOJOCO residents need to hide their wives before an Acorn rep comes to your house, snatches her and ships her ass off to KCK. What you get in return is a washed up stripper with stretch marks smoking nonfiltered cigs, sporting a feMullet with a PBR tanktop.
It would be like swapping Carrie Underwood out for Courtney Love.
HONDA FORGETS LIBERALS
I have to hand it to Honda for creating a technology that some Americans can't use. It's a good thing that they will soon be driving GM's.
THE WIRE - SCREW OLATHE
This is pathetic! How is it that a WT suburb town out performs KCK & KCMO in overnight crime? What a freaking joke! I am sure that there are some corpses that havent been found yet but still!
Olathe continues to spiral around the toilet bowl.
Monday, March 30, 2009
SHAKE UP IN THE TOP 10
Grumpy Old Fart is replacing Life in SOJOCO (he has vanished).
Remember folks, my top ten list is the only unbias blog ranking in the JOCO metro area.
Remember folks, my top ten list is the only unbias blog ranking in the JOCO metro area.
SHANNON & PARKS: WORST RADIO IN KC
The show is absolutely terrible. There is nothing worst than hearing two guys who have had a local show in the 28th market rip successful show hosts. For 2 weeks all that they did was criticize Rush Limbaugh and this week its Glenn Beck's time.
Pathetic.
OBAMA MOTORS
Pictured above is a secret photo of the first Obama Car. This car is the only one that was able to meet the new emissions requirements put in place by the government.
KCK CRIMINALS GONE WILD
I think that the city of KCK should sell a "BEST OF" DVD at the end of each year to help cover the cost of these things. Hell KCK residents would buy 2 of them so that they could watch it twice.
UNEARTH HOUR
I have decided to start fighting back about the carbon worshiping idiots of this country. Since one hour was suppose to help the planet so much (what a joke) then lets flip the script on these hairy armpit chicks. I give you UNEARTH HOUR. For one hour every month we will do all that we can do to show the brainless drones on the left that a cow can fart and the planet will still be hear.
So for one hour I want you to do the following
1. Start your car and let it run. Roll the windows down and crank up the AC.
2. Light a charcoal grill in the backyard and throw on some chemicaly enhanced cow meat.
3. Turn all the lights in your house on. And then sit out on the deck.
4. Even if you don't smoke, light up a big fat Cigar.
5. Turn on the plasma screen and leave the room.
BATTERED WOMEN HAVE A NEW ROLE MODEL
Rihanna is letting all the chicks in America know that getting their ass's kicked everyday by the bf or husband that it is ok. Way to make a stand!
DOPEMAN, DOPEMAN
Ah, Joe Biden has got to be a proud parent today. But seriously, can you blame the gal? If that dumb ass was my dad I would probably be on cocaine too. Hell that might be the only way to understand what the hell he is trying to say.
THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP
There was something for everyone in the wire today. 1. KCMO Killers work 24 hours a day. Lucky for this guy that the overnight crew has bad aim.
2. The economy is starting to effect the loot of Lawrence stick up men.
3. Bank robbers hit a triple on Saturday morning.
4. KCMO residents never know what they will find in their yards in the morning. Dead bodies seem to be the norm though.
5. Another bar shooting in Lawrence.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
TURNING LEFT
Why is it so difficult for you idiots to turn left when two lanes have the arrow? Why do you insist in crossing over into the other lane as if it didn't exist? The best part is when I blow the horn to wake your ignorant ass up and you get pissed at me.
And another thing, PEOPLE NEED TO AVOID MISSION ROAD AT ALL COSTS! There are more old drivers on that stretch of road than anywhere in the metro. These bastards are dangerous.
I am a firm believer that there should be intelligence test given for you to drive and vote.
QUICK HITS - RE-UP
You can all relax. I am back today to infrom, guide, find and alert you to what is going on in the world today. I know that many of you with ADD were forced to read long rants by some bloggers that could of been summed up in 2 or 3 sentences. I apologize. I am back on my JOCO corner slanging conservatism to all you addicts.
1. Dumb is being investigated by Dumber.
2. Obamas Aunt is fighting the fact that she shouldn't be in this country. Can we please remove her from the welfare list of our country? Why the hell are my tax dollars going to buy her illegal ass Gov Cheese and Peanut Butter?
3. How does one get charged with child porn when its their body that they are taking pictures of? Are they going to remove all the mirrors from her house too?
4. Obamas compassion has no limits. Instead of helping his hut living brother out he ditches his ass and lets him catch cholera.
5. Could you imagine the fat ass city employees of KCMO going without an elevator?
6. Pakistanis make crappy allies.
7. British Scientist are spending their time finding a cure for being gay.....
8. Russian models are hot. That is all.
9. GPS replaces common sense for some.
10. Applebees sucks no matter what city you are in .
THE WIRE - THE WAY OF THE GUN
I would like to take this time to remind the drive by shooters of the metro that they are not allowed to cross 119th street. This rule benefits both parties. 1. We the people of SOJOCO don't have to worry about getting shot while sleeping. 2. If you shoot people or at people North of 119th street the police really don't care. That is all.
1. Shots fired at a house on 157th street. That's right, 157tth street. Time to form a posse.
2. Cops shoot man on Charlotte
3. Anyone else find it funny that an inner city apartment complex is called Homestead? KCMO man shot and killed on his homestead.
4. KCMO thieves like cheap ass phones. after he attempts to go Menace II Society on them. Oh yeah, the dude died.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
DRUGS OR MONEY- KISS MY ASS JUNKIE
I have no idea why it has taken this long for this to happen. Finally we can kick the crackheads to the curb and use tax payer money for people that are actually productive.
THE WIRE
1. After reading this story there might be an opportunity to market a Kevlar Bra in KCMO.
2. KU needs to consider raising it out of state tuition.
3. $50 and two bottles of booze make this guy the wealthiest man on Charlotte.
4. Props to the students of Ruskin & Hickman for keeping it real.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
THE GREAT ONE
Here is the chance for you (the clueless) to learn something. Mark Levin might just be the best conservative speaker in the country right now. Buy it, Read it, Listen to it, Learn it.
OLATHE KIDS ARE SOFT
Who the hell are these kids? This is the type of crap that people make fun of JOCO for. Have fun dealing with real life when you get there softies.
THE WIRE-RAT-A-TAT-TAT
A little rain and wind and you hardcore villains go into hiding. If you want to beat last years record then you cant sit inside and watch Katie Horner predict the end of your Housing Project.
Then again you know that the NE area is pretty hardcore and the folks in their would be shooting people if an Asteroid was heading to earth. Just ask this chick.
Monday, March 23, 2009
$1000
For $1000 a month you can pay rent for a house on Prospect. THIS HAS GOT TO BE A JOKE RIGHT?????? Well no, it turns out that all of the houses in the hood are running for that much.
Anyone smell corruption? Fraud? Screwing Over? Does this story have legs?
Anyone smell corruption? Fraud? Screwing Over? Does this story have legs?
Kathleen Sebelius robs blind people!
First Obama makes fun of special olympians and now the gov is out to rob from the blind. GO DEMS GO.
QUICK HITS - MONDAYS SUCK, DEAL WITH IT
I know, I dropped the ball on Thursday & Frinday but its freaking Tournament Time. Saving the world from commies has to take a back seat sometimes. Anyways, here are 10 stories that you lazy a holes wouldn't find on your own or comprehend without my commentary.
1. Personally, I don't think any of the chicks that are on LOST now are attractive.
2. If you have spent any time living in Cali then you know that Oakland might be the crappiest city in the whole 50 states.
3. FOX NEWS gives you a "Cougar" breakdwon.
4. Is 2 MILLION DOLLARS enough money to track down a Mexican Drug Lord? Hell no.
5. Indias version of the YUGO.
6. You know that we are getting close to the end of the world when I type the following; Man pregnant with twins.
7. Surely this guy was simply trying meth out as a gasoline alternative....
8. I am not sure that a job fair for a strip club would be a good thing to attend or a bad thing. You know that some of the chicks auditioning have got to be ugly as hell.
9. I would actually like to hear back from a man that follows dating advice from Yahoo. Especially regarding revealing your secrets.
10. The only attractive one they had the killed off. Morons. Kansas State is set to hold a banquet to celebrate its crappy hoops season. Is Gaylord Fauqor going to be there with his 12th place field day ribbon?
THE PRICE OF GOODS JUST WENT UP IN THE METRO
I am sure that there are those of you that will think that the arrest of 60 hard working criminals in KCMO is a good thing.
Another thing. These folks just went from working and earning a living without government assistance to time in jail on our dime. What a mess. Think Again. With the economy in the tank we the people of JOCO need these thieves to sell us our gadgets at a discount.
MUST SEE TV TONIGHT
Tonight the new season of "KC Hysterics" kicks off staring Katie Horner, Brian Busby, Gary Lezak & Mike Thompson. I can hardly wait to see what nifty safety tips Katie has for us this year as she tracks a strom in Utah that could hit us at anytime. Another thing to look for is new radars. Will there be a Nexdop 2.o released this year? Will we finally have the technology to watch people get sucked into a tornada and thrown 100 feet?
Anyway you look at it the next couple of months will screw everyones DVR's up.
THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP
When you take a couple of days off of blogging it is amazing how much you miss.
1. KCK is off the hook. They didn't even say how many people were shot instead they used "multiple".
2. Nothing is off limits in KCK. Two little girls were shot last Friday night just for living in KCK.
3. Independence man gutted like a fish.
4. You know your city is F'D up when people start trying to steal rescue vehicles.
Friday, March 20, 2009
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