Thursday, March 05, 2009
QUICK HITS - I WILL SAVE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY
I had a dream last night that inolved me walking through America like that dude in Kung Fu spreading the good word of conservatism and crushing pinko commie bastards like grapes.
1. Health Care providers and insures need to be afraid, very afraid.
2. I mentioned this last week but it seems to be picking up some more steam. Emperor Obama doesn't want private citizens to give to charity because it would diminish the governments role of mommy and daddy.
3. How many thousands of dollars is Bama wasitng to trash a radio show host? Is that what this country needs to be spending its time and money on right now?
4. The Central Bank of America refuses to tell us where the money went. I don't understand this at all. It is our money, it is our bank who the Hell are they to tell us NO.
5. If you vacation at a place famous for group sex and nudism what the hell did you expect?
6. Obama gives British Leader a Netflix subscription to show his gratitude toward our greatest friend.
7. WE MUST KILL ALL "BURPING" WORMS TO SAVE THE PLANET! GO NOW AND KILL!
8. The largest employer of KCMOSD Grads is closing its doors for awhile.
9. The Religous Right in Kansas block the selling of real beer in grocery stores etc... Thanks Bastards! I am glad that the government is able to dictate our behaviors once again......
10. Screw it it's too nice out.