Remember that no matter how hard you try tomorrow you will never be Irish.1. Thanks to the littering by the United States in space, Aliens will soon end up drowning in space.
2. A mayor that doesn't like bloggers? Weird.
3. Conn. cops chase cock.
4. "Investigators have information to suggest the woman cooked pieces of her murdered friend and ate them," AWESOME!
5. Getting shot in the stomach by an arrow in NYC has gotta suck. The last time this took place the United States was ruled by a king as well.
6. One more thing for your wife to bitch about............
7. Don Imus has cancer.
8. Another Tea Party was thrown to protest the extremist regime that duped lemmings into voting for the communist party.
9. An NWA biopic could be coming to a theater near you.
10. Another WWF wrestler dies. RIP to TEST.
