Dear People of Merriam,
I am begging you to leave the county of JO. You provide no value or substance to our county and truly don't fit the mold. The interviews that you dumb racist bastards gave to 980 are an embarrassment to a county that is for inclusion and diversity. I believe that the residents, politics and economy of Merriam would best fit the WYCO mold and plan on doing some research on how to take out the White Trash.
Kiss My Ass,