Monday, April 06, 2009
QUICK HITS - BROKE ASS NEWZ
Im not going to lie, the news was pathetic today. This is actually the best I could come up with that was worth reading. If you want to skip over it I wouldn't blame you.
1. Thanks to the emperor of the United States the media can now exploit the deaths of our fallen heros for political gain.
2. Should our Emperor really be concerned about someone putting up a Hyatt in Antarctica?
3. Psycho Dad kills his 5 kids before offing himself.
4. Finally a child that Madonna can adopt?
5. OBESE 4 YEAR OLDS? How do you let your 4 year old get fat?
6. Australian chicks have larger breasts than most chicks..........
7. Obama kiss's the ass of Islamic people world wide.
8. Baseball players are healthier since the Steroid crackdown.
9. Obama presidency continues to weaken our once strong nation.
10. Does it really matter what happens in court with this guy? He just OJ'd his career.