Read these and shut up.
1. Crazy or devoted?
2. Is it a bad thing if you can't drink the water in Mexico?
3. The life of a US citizen being held hostage is an "annoying distraction" for Obama.
4. The leaders of our enemies seem to live forever despite health problems. Just look at Castro, Bin Laden and now Kim Jong.
5. 17 Socialist seems like a pretty low number.
6. Chicks read romance novels when times get tough to make up for the lack of romance in their life. Men on the other hand look at porn more after they get married to make up for.......
7. Prairie Village F UP story is linked nationally. Good job morons!
8. Reporting that Job Fares are full during a recession is like reporting that a man that fell out of a boat got wet. How freaking lazy are you bastards?
9. When stealing food due to hunger it is important to grab the steaks.
10. The hardest sales job in the world today took place in Kansas City. Voulanteers tried to sell wet newspapers that nobody reads in the rain today.
