If you tell someone that YOU are taking a staycation you might be a douchebag.
1. Female Pedos continue to cash in

2. Does Pelosi actually expect us to believe her over the CIA?
3. Brokeback Penguin is now required reading in Cali
4. Natural beauty is a rare thing in Hollywood. Damn! Some of these chicks are just nasty.
5. Your burger may kill you this weekend.
6. Women can't understand why their husbands rather watch ESPN than have sex with them... I will avoid commenting on this one.
7. CNN asks if your state has the best BBQ...HELL NO! TENN has the best.

8. Finally the government has an official stance about Peeing in the Pool.
9. I am not in favor of cock fighting but to make it a felony? Come on.
10. Fed Bank finally reads book on basic economics.