Tuesday, May 19, 2009
THE WIRE - NICELY DONE
The chefs have prepared us a great buffet of crime today. Enjoy.
1. Real men rob fast food joints with a handguns while walking through the drive through. Way to keep it gangsta yo!
2. Independence residents continue to let the Metro down. This jackass is an incest having child rapist. Don't you wish we could have posters that said "SHOOT ON SIGHT" still?
3. When KCMO residents cant find anyone to kill they simply start offing family members.
4. If you live in KCK and you are looking to hide drugs DONT PUT IT IN A LAUNDRY DETERGENT BOX! We all know that KCK residents dont wash their clothes so you MIGHT look suspicious carrying the freaking box.
5. This KCMO womans neighbors suck. Way to pay attention you morons.
6. If you are looking for someone to shoot and then get away with it call this guy. This KCMO man was shot this morning but DOESNT want to press charges. What are the odds of the shooters boddy turning up later this week? I love street justice.
7. Finding crack hosuses on Troost is no big feat. Now finding a house on troost that ISNT a crack house, that is tough.