Once again all was safe in SOJOCO. It's too bad that the rest of you sick, criminally minded bastards can't be more like us.
1. Fairway domestic dispute goes gangster.
2. Lee's Summit man thinks that camo is going to hide him from security cameras at grocery store.
3. 3 in the morning... KCK man dropped dead.
4. Independence man jacked at gunpoint.
5. Man who survived 52 years in KCMO was murdered over the weekend.
6. Metro blunt smokers mourn.
