KCMO TO BE WIPED OUT BY GLOBAL WARMING
I hope that all of you eco terrorist that read this blog pay extra special attention to this story and get the F out of town. IF you truly believe in global warming then why stay in a city that is doomed? Take your nylon shopping bags, your hemp shirts, your doc martens, your solar powered toilets, rain catching buckets and GTFO.
I will stay behind and fight off the evils coming our way and umm let you know when it is safe to return.