QUICK HITS - IT'S MONDAY WAKE THE F UP!

I don't understand the excuse "it's Monday". Lazy incompetent people seem to use that excuse to rationalize their inability fo function in society. These same douche bags can be heard saying "it's late", "I am not a morning person" and "It's Friday". Have you ever wondered when these people are productive?

1. Pakistanis keep it Real. This has to be awesome for ratings.

2. The hatred that I have for this kidnapping rapist makes me shake.

3. You know times are tough when people are hoping to land that awesome carni job.

4. As if living in a trailer park wasnt bad enough.

5. Women and Sex.

6. Environmentalist are pissed that this murderer didn't use reusable bags in place of plastic to stash his cut up bodies.

7. Cabbies in NYC are being gunned down at an alarming rate.

8. Thanks to the generosity of others, Newark kids will now have a place to stash their guns at school.

9. 2010 has gone from Space to Camaro Odyssey.

10. Be sure to follow me on Twitter for more updates @jocosob

COLBIE CAILAT?

Who is this chick?

LONG LEGGED MAC DADDY

It is good to see people waking up to the lies and false hopes that the wanna be messiah spread from coast to coast.
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MI RANCHITO GOES AUTHENTIC

It doesn't get any more authentic than getting rushed to the ER after eating.

AWESOME VIDEO - GLENN BECK

ACTING SKILLS?

Seriously, did this chick think she got a gig on Entourage for her incredible acting skills? This is like going swimming and then complaining that you got wet.

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

"I hope you go out of business."
HARRY 'THE WIMP" REID

BEST OF THE WEST

BANKS ON THE RISE - HIP HOP FRIDAY

R A D I O P L A N E T

STIMULUS DOLLAR FOR CYCLIST?

WTF is this about? Are you telling me that Missouri couldn't spend 2.8 million dollars on fighting crime, educating children, taking care of the elderly etc.? Unbelievable.

THE WIRE - WAY OF THE GUN

Innocent people that walk the streets of KCMO or hell even live in KCMO should always carry a gun. Don't give the KCMO gang bangers any slack. Fighting with candles and prayers isn't working, the police chief is clueless so let them know that you are ready to take them head on. Let them live in fear, not you.

1. KCMO continues its downward spiral to hell. Shot and Killed on Olive.

2. Can someone tell me when Pimping became Human Trafficing?

3. Prairie Village residents need to be on the look out for cars with Missouri or WYCO plates in their neighborhoods.

4. Geto verson of Hatfield and McCoys in KCMO.

5. Wouldn't you know a drive by in Missouri......

QUICK HITS - INFORMED AGAIN

More information can be learned in one day of reading this blog then one day in a KCMO school.



1. Anyone else find it funny that scientist are creating "three parent" babies when over 60% of the kids aren't even being raised by the two they have now?

2. It will now be cheaper for people to add fat rolls.

3. UK hospitals resemble East KC neighborhoods.

4. Not only do they get the best parking but NOW they will have the best gadgets. Those lucky handicapped bastards.

5. The Big Ragu has turned into one ugly ass dude.

6. H-Town whores have been in Kansas?

7. I thought that everyone knew that Islam was of the devil.

8. I encourage all of you liberals to go and get the H1N1 shot.......

9. Mike Hedricks of the Star is clueless about life outside of the suburbs.

10. Another bitchy woman to host the view.

HARD HARRY?

Questions have started circulating amongst district parents about some of the methods being used in the district regarding the treatment of students. More on this later.

A FRIENDLY REMINDER

DENNIS MOORE IS STILL A COWARDLY ELITIST POS. Call one of the numbers below and get lied to and treated like a 2nd class citizen.

Washington, DC 1727 Longworth House Office Building Washington, DC 20515 Phone: (202) 225-2865 Fax: (202) 225-2807	Overland Park, KS 8417 Santa Fe Drive #101 Overland Park, KS 66212 Phone: (913) 383-2013 Fax: (913) 383-2088
Kansas City, KS 500 State Avenue #176 Kansas City, KS 66101 Phone: (913) 621-0832 Fax: (913) 621-1533	Lawrence, KS 901 Kentucky St., #205 Lawrence, KS 66044 Phone: (785) 842-9313 Fax: (785) 843-3289

now back to your regularly scheduled post.

HUMP DAY BLUES

Kansas City can keep its "Jazz town" wannabe status. For my money NOTHING and I MEAN NOTHING beats the blues.

THE WUSSIFICATION OF INTERROGATION

You know, its bad enough that our kids aren't allowed to play tag anymore in school but come on. 2ND HAND SMOKE AS " unauthorized "? Do you liberal P***** remember September 11th? Sensitive Bitches.

KENNEDY HAUNTS US FROM THE GRAVE

Even dead this guy is a threat to democracy and capitalism in America.

When I head Obama call Kennedy the greatest Senator of our time today I almost fell out of my chair. Can someone please tell me what was so great about this guy other than his last name? This guy was nowhere near the man that his brothers John and Robert were.

If you want to see the story of Teddy Kennedy rent Distinguished Gentleman starring Eddie Murphy. It is a story about a man that simply gets elected because of his last name.

MEGAN FOX - BATMAN GETS EVEN BETTER

The new Batman movies blow away the old ones away and I didn't think it could get any better........Until this!

CARRIERS TRAILER - RADIOPLANET.TV

PROBLEM SOLVED

I haven't been able to post much this week due to some technical difficulties. I believe they are ironed out and I will be back at full speed tomorrow.

70K

That is how much the Mayor of KCMO is spending to get his furniture reinforced for the return of his wife.

GEORGE CARLIN

THE WIRE - TALES FROM THE HOOD

With a little over 4 months left I am going to predict that KCMO will in fact break the murder record in this city. Lets face it, things aren't going to get better and I truly believe that things will get worst. If you are an out of work Sprint Employee might I suggest that you start a casket business.

1. Getting shot in the leg in the East Side is like getting a skinned knee elsewhere. The only news here is that the shooter had terrible aim.

2. Running around in the hood at 4am will get your ass stabbed.

3. Bullets, Knives and now Cars. Oh my.

4. Cattle Rustling? Way to go Mo. you backward ass hillbillies.

WILL TONIGHT BE A NIGHT OF VIOLENCE?

Typically when out of town rappers come to this city via airplane they leave in body bags. Lets hope that tonight ends differently.

HEADS UP OP CHICKS!

THERE IS A RAPIST ATTACKING WOMEN IN PARKING LOTS. KEEP YOUR HEAD ON A SWIVEL.

WOLFMAN TRAILER - RADIOPLANET.TV

THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

You knew that with the great weather we had this weekend that KCMO and KCK would go crazy and judging by the stories below their aim improved. I was pretty sure that last weeks candlelight march didn't work nor did praying on Sunday. It appears that city officials and residents are dead set on letting this genocide continue in their own backyard.

A perfect example of how clueless the Chief of Police in Kansas City is on fighting crime can be found in this story that took place on Friday before all hell broke loose this weekend. Yes, while gangsters, dealers and stick up kids are loading their weapons and plotting their next move KCMO cops are holding meetings with citizens. The effectiveness of this meeting can be found below.

1. Soccer fans take a good look at your new hood. Shot to the head. And you crazy bastards thought driving home from Starlight was dangerous, just wait...........

2. East Side Tummy Tuck - 5 bullets to the gut.

3. KCK is a great place to live...errr die. One dead and another wounded in "gods country".

4. It appears that the life expectancy in East KC is aprox 25 years. This poor bastard was found dead in his tomb.

5. I had to check this one out a few times to make sure it wasn't the same as #1. Turns out ANOTHER teen took a bullet to the head.

AVATAR TRAILER - RADIOPLANET.TV

QUICK HITS - TGIF

Make sure you punch the first person that says "thank god it's Friday"

1. Have Global Warming freaks changed religions?

2. One of the worlds biggest terrorist gets freed and then gets a heroes welcome!

3. Yes it IS POSSIBLE to be a douche bag on facebook. CNN has a story about the 12 most annoying types of FBers.

4. Their country is full of murders, corruption and pollution and plastic bags are to blame.

5. This chick has done some serious studying on umm well.....

6. Bronx kid bounces after 7 story fall.

7. I don't understand why this type of gambling is illegal.

8. If you are looking to arrest a Mexican drug lord you typically think of looking in Brooklyn right?

9. With 20,000 crminals hitting the streets you jus tknow that LA is going to be crazy.

10. 17 year old girl went KCMO on 3o people over the past 2 years.

El Superbeasto Trailer - RADIO PLANET

A STORY WITH LAYERS

This sex tape story is pretty damn funny.

WHILE KCMO FALLS APART

OP THRIVES

KC BLOGGING SAY WHAT?

The state of Kansas City Bloggers? WTF is this crap. At first when I saw the link over at Tonys blog I thought it was a joke but I clicked on the link and I eventually ended up at the KC STAR. How funny is that? Hipster emo burnouts working for print media talking about people that they despise.

Don't worry about the state of Kansas City blogger, instead you should be worrying about the demise of your paper and the utter failure of your Pitch wannabe site. And if you do try and cover such an uninteresting topic you MIGHT want to throw in some blogs that actually make a difference and tell the story (that you fail to do) about life in the metro.

The state of Kansas City Blogging can be summed up in one word PATHETIC. There are maybe 10 blogs in this city worth reading, thats it.

HIP HOP FRIDAY

2009 DJ BATTLES THIS SEPTEMBER

HIP HOP FIRDAY PLAYLIST

HIP HOP FRIDAY - DIGITAL UNDERGOUND

A GIMME

I will be looking forward to the future jokes involving Hurricane Bill.

If you need some help simply use the words Lewinsky, Blow, Bill

You are welcome

DRAKE

I'll admit that I didn't like this guy at first but this new track is pretty good.

QUICK HITS - Did you stay dry?

Why do people insist on saying this on rainy days? Do you really care if I got a little wet today or do you lack the ability to carry on an interesting conversation? If I did get wet today what the hell are you going to do about it? Next time it rains and you are "that guy" call in sick so that you don't annoy the living hell out of others.

1. Bronx teen goes Freddy Kruger on his brothers and sisters.

2. Ugly Chick must prove that she/he is female to Olympic committee. THERE IS NO WAY THAT THIS IS A CHICK!

3. How screwed are parts of Jersey? Well this town wants to put a curfew on teens and ADULTS. lmao.

4. Sweet! You can now Tweet god. I doubt he will answer though, he still hasn't accepted my Face Book invite.

5. Weren't these guys just making fun of US health care? Nice showing Brits!

6. Italian Americans will now have a great place to visit in Bensonhurst.

7. Obama's redistribution of wealth is screwing over Auto Dealers.

8. I have no problem with a first lady wearing shorts. Having said that, Michelle Obama in shorts is nasty. Her thighs look like tree stumps.

9. Did god change his mind? And if so who did he tell?

10. You probably have cocaine in your wallet.

BARNEY FRANK - HATES AMERICANS

BARNEY FRANK - ELITIST JACK ASS

This guy just took a piss on the founders of this country with this elitist rant.

IRISH DRINKING SONG - HAPPY TREE FRIENDS

JOHN EDWARDS - ANOTHER ELITIST DOUCHE BAG

The Kool Aid drinkers that followed this guy must be so proud of his choice to raise his love child.

CELEBS PUSH ABORTIONS ON OTHER CELEBS

Hollywood is such a cool place.......

THE WIRE - EAST SIDE CRAP HOLE

Despite the rain, wind and flooding East Siders stay committed to ruining the lives of the residents Trapped in the crap hole. It's time for JOCO to build a moat.

1. Kids outside of the East Side play and have fun after school. This 10 year old shooting victim will tell you that life is different where he lives.

2. Security at the Federal Reserve might be incompetent.

3. Looking at someone the wrong way will get your ass stomped in KCMO's crap hole.

4. City officials should snatch up all the property in the East Side and make it a cemetery. Another one bites the dust.

5. KCMO date night: Smacking and raping drunk chicks.

6. Topeka men dig 13 year old chicks.

7. Parkways in KCMO were suppose to be nice.........Shooting after argument.

8. KCMO police try to liven things up a bit by putting another murderer on the streets. Good job fellas.

THE FOURTH KIND - TRAILER

AWESOME!

WHAT ITS LIKE

QUICK HITS - MONDAYS SUCK, DEAL WITH IT

Today's stories are brought to you by the Letter X and the Number 7.

1. Further proof that conservatism is on the rise. Now take a hike moderates.

2. Obamas hate for Jews is starting to come to light.

3. Barbara Boxers elitist ass may have to find a new job, but you know it wont be a "real job".

4. According to this study 40% of Twitter users are liberals.

5. FOX sex experts new column says that sweat is a turn on............

6. Obama's ass needs a teleprompter.

7. NYC is using stimulus money to upgrade the homes of those that don't work, pay taxes and are nothing more than drains on society. It's no wonder that your city is as poor as your residents.

8. Queens sports book is wrecked by authorities. 13 million dollar operation.

9. Somethings never change in NYC. It wasnt long ago that my relatives were coming to America and having to fight a war to get citizenship.

10. The top Back to School Gadgets this year are.............

WHEN IT'S THE IRISH NOBODY CARES

This same thing happens in Iran and the whole world is behind their quest for freedom.

JESSICA SIMPSON TO IDOL

They might of actually found someone dumber than Paula Abdul.

BLINDSIDE - MOVIE TRAILER

VIGILS ARE FOR THE HELPLESS

When the hell are the people of East KC going to realize that Vigils don't accomplish anything?

THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

Even in the rain Kansas City manages to drop bodies.

1. And they wonder why businesses don't open in the East Side. 1 dead.

2. How WT is this story? Man assaults his girlfriend, runs from police on ATV and then offs himself.

3. Instead of admitting to gang violence in their community most of the city's ignore it due to the bad PR it gives the city.... How is this murder for PR?

4. Nobody dies in KCK on accident...

5. South KC gets gangster.

6. JOCO women run slow........
7. For the last 2 years I have been talking about the crap hole that 75th street area has become......

KEEP IT CLOSE THIS WEEKEND

Lots of good stuff below to get your weekend started. So be sure to check it all out. That is all for me this week but be sure to look for Angelos post tomorrow (if he can remember how to log in ) and in the meantime you can follow me on twitter @jocosob and check out these sites.

• Radio Planet
• Tonys Kansas City
• Hard Body Entertainment (new Cease tracks are there)
• THE BIG FEED
• and ofcourse the dude that lives in Independence but use to be in midtown and now has a jacked up misleading blog title.

Also starting next week I will only be posting on Mon - Wed - Fri - Sun nights. I will still have just as much content on here so don't worry. If you need your fix on off days twitter is the ticket and soon........

IT'S FRIDAY!

SOCIALIST NEVER STOP

QUICK HITS - FRAUDS AMONGST US

There are so many people in the world that say one thing and yet do the other. These people, politicians, leaders etc... never like it when the truth comes out. Lets take for instance the posturing of our socialist friends. For the past several months they have been lying to the American public about health care. Along come some people that actually read the bill and start to tell other the truth about it. What do the socialist do? They attack, smear, blame and get angry at the people that are delivering the truth instead of dealing with the lies they were telling head on.

1. Prayer in this country can get you prison time. Well only if it is christian.....

2. Suicide by fire is a new one.

3. This clown actually expects us to believe that he is suddenly NOT in favor of the fairness doctrine.

4. It is always good when family gets released from prison. Well unless it is the Manson family.

5. This black guy takes a Chappelle skit a little to far and actually threatens other black students.

6. Is creating a Joker poster of the emperor a Crime? Why the hell are the cops "interviewing" people.......

7. Don't liberals know that it isn't a good idea to piss in your cheerios, or in this case Granola. This guy should double his prices overnight and watch them squirm.

8. White House list of enemies sees its first action.

9. Tough love = Total bitch towards all. This is one translation that isn't messed up.

10. Haven't we all had it "Just Pop Out"?

MORE SOCIALIST LIES EXPOSED

How do you drop something that was umm never in the bill to begin with. OHHHH I guess it was and YOU WERE lying to the American People................AGAIN!

PELOSI DOUBLE STANDARD

This chick is a lying sack of crap and a freaking hypocrite.

LIBERAL FEAR MONGERING

How convenient for Obama is it that the media SUDDENLY runs these hate group stories. This is nothing more than an attempt to make Obama a sympathetic character as his empire begins to crumble. Don't fall for it and don't let them lump conservatives in with wackos. This is classic socialism/communism.

1. Where was the ABC coverage when people were burning Bush dolls?

2. MSNBC continues its attacks on conservative news sources despite the fact that nobody watches or cares for their format.

JESSICA SIMPSON - IS TONY ROMO A DUMB ASS?

You would have to think so. Who dumps a hot blond chick with money that can't remember what happened the night before? I have to now believe that the Cowboys will never win a title with him as their QB.

HIP HOP FRIDAY

Pop out the play list (below) tonight and enjoy the TOP 10 tracks of the week.

HIP HOP FRIDAY - NEW FORMAT

RADIOPLANET - X GAMES 3D TRAILER

Sheila Jackson Lee DOESN'T CARE

ELITISM AT ITS BEST

MADDEN 2010

Radioplanet has you covered again. This time with their 2010 Madden coverage.

OP MORALE POLICE

Doesn't this douche bag have anything better to do than to tell others what they should be doing? I bet this guy claims to be a Republican yet cries for government intervention all the time.

THE WIRE - DEATH AROUND EVERY CORNER

KCMO, YOU SUCK.

1. WTF JOCO! Overland Park, Olathe, Shawnee ALL WITH SEX CRIMES!

2. Man gets his ass beat in KCK on one of the most disgusting streets in the city.

3. Soccer fans take note of this shooting and its location. THIS is where your new complex is going to be.

4. Innocent man killed with stray bullet in front of his little kids in the East Side.

5. Independence and Meth to together like Peanut Butter and Jelly