THE WIRE - EAST SIDE CRAP HOLE

Despite the rain, wind and flooding East Siders stay committed to ruining the lives of the residents Trapped in the crap hole. It's time for JOCO to build a moat.

1. Kids outside of the East Side play and have fun after school. This 10 year old shooting victim will tell you that life is different where he lives.

2. Security at the Federal Reserve might be incompetent.

3. Looking at someone the wrong way will get your ass stomped in KCMO's crap hole.

4. City officials should snatch up all the property in the East Side and make it a cemetery. Another one bites the dust.

5. KCMO date night: Smacking and raping drunk chicks.

6. Topeka men dig 13 year old chicks.

7. Parkways in KCMO were suppose to be nice.........Shooting after argument.

8. KCMO police try to liven things up a bit by putting another murderer on the streets. Good job fellas.