THE WIRE - HOLIDAY KETCHUP

In the Marine Corp we use to have a cadence that said "blood makes the grass green". Well east side lawns should be incredible green. On Friday I set the over/under at 5.5 on shooting and stabbings. In this city always take the over.

1. KCMO cops help out local tax payers by playing judge, jury and executioner.

2. Joplin police implement their own Judge Dred program.

3. It's no wonder the cops in the East Side are getting trigger happy. 2 shot and one squad car window ruined.

4. KCMO shooters improve their aim. 3 shot in drive by and nobody knows why.........

5. Being a woman in the east side has got to suck. I would tell you to ask this chick but she got shot in the chest and killed by one of the fine upstanding gentlemen in her neighborhood.

6. Olathe Man seeking underage sex for $60 admits that he is a perverted freak.