THE WIRE - CRIMINAL MINDED

After the week that some of us bloggers have had I thought that the headline was fitting for todays wire segment.  

1.  Jocoeveryman faces life in Prison for inappropriate use of  control+c and control+v.  
2.  Jocosob faces 50 years under the "guilty by association" act passed by the morse township in 1873.  
3.  Have I been typing on a fake laptop?  


4.  KCK residents don't have the holiday spirit.  One dead, shot, murdered, killed.......

5.  You never hear people say that murder victims were anything other than "good kid".  Do bad kids ever get shot in KCMO? 
6.  Pepper Spray 1 Fake Gun 0
7.  Fat Albert is wanted for OP theiving.  Russel is going to be pissed!