JOCO SOB . NET: July 2009

QUICK HITS - FRIDAY HITS

Friday is usually the day that the cowards drop their controversial news stories and this week is no exception. From Pelosi to Frank the cowards are exposing their true intent. Let's face it people it is clear to see that there are two groups of people in this country, the elitist and the rest of us. Your government is failing you yet you keep electing the same idiots into office.....

1. If the jackass's in the government cant handle a simple car rebate program then how in the hell do you leftist, lazy ass socialist bastards expect them to handle life and death health care decisions?

2. "Freedom of expression must be limited" sounds like an Obama cabinet member.

3. Pelosi hates insurance companies BUT not enough to give back the shakedown money that she has received from them.

4. Which is more dangerous, the streets of Newark or the sewers?

5. Further proof that anyone with any sort of power in Jersey is corrupt. Daniel Larruso was lucky to get the hell out of there.

6. Snoop and Chris were busy last night in B-More.

7. Jon & Kate are no dummies. Anyone that thinks that this split up is real is a moron. This is all for ratings. Remember Ed TV? this crap is staged.

8. Rosanne Barr thinks that Adolpf Hitler is a funny dude.

9. Polls say that Obama is worst than Carter. .......

10. Barney Frank slips up...

HIP HOP FRIDAY

Tomorrow morning be sure to tune into XM 66 for the best music radio show out there put on by DJ WHOO KID.

MARIAH & NICK CANNON, DESTROYED

JESUS CHRIST, Horse face and has been/never was MIGHT of bitten off more than they could chew.
The first chick to get ETHERED

RADIO PLANET ONCE AGAIN DELIVERS

QUICK HITS - Check The Technique

Proving that all conservatives aren't polo wearing douche bags on a daily basis.

1. Liberals screw up their own handout! Cash for Clunkers is no more......

2. Sports Reporter holds tryouts for hookers.

3. Banks hand out billions of your money but you cant get cash for your hooptie?

4. Liberals once again want to hide the fact that they think they are better than you.

5. Since I depend on the folks at google for 90% of my online use I sure hope this guy gets better.

6. The NEA thinks that porn is a good way to stimulate the economy with your tax dollars.

7. The Taliban have a code of conduct?

8. Queens cop gets in trouble over eating donuts. AWESOME

9. Fires in NYC are no joke. 12 firemen injured in Brooklyn. That's right 12.

10. 3 dead from swine flu in MASS.

WHITEOUT

Despite its title this isn't an Obama presser.

THE WIRE - DOUCHE BAGS AND GANGSTERS

If it wasn't for the slums surrounding gods country here in JOCO life would truly be boring. You idiots seriously make things interesting with all of your shootings and lame crime prevention ideas.

1. STD's and Bullet wounds. Sounds like a great name for a Westport Bar.

2. Once again Nothing good ever happens in KCK let alone after 2am.

3. This is too good to be true! Block parties to prevent crimes! If ever there was a case of symbolism over substance this is it. The douche bag that came up with this is freaking awesome.

LIL CEASE

Be on the look out for the mix tape dropping next month!

When the elitist of our country try to relate to common people like you and me it always seems forced and done simply for PR stunts.

Take for instance the emperor and his racist professor buddy. They slam this poor cop in the media, label him a racist, call him stupid and never apologize YET drinking a beer is suppose to make this all go away. Hell the douche bags can't even drink American Beer.

RUTHLESS villain

Pelosi believes that MC REN is in charge of all insurance companies.

Keep in mind this elitist chick is completely out of touch with us. When was the last time that Pelosi actually used our insurance?

ERIN ANDREWS HAS TO CALL 911

Unless these bastards can bring us higher quality pictures they should leave the poor girl alone and act like they have seen an attractive woman before.

QUEENS BEER GARDEN STORY

QUICK HITS - THE SAGA CONTINUES

Man, you take a day off from blogging and the emails pour in. Unfortunately a lot of the stuff you sent me has all ready been played out, sorry. I have however found 10 gems that are quick hit worthy for you today along with a bunch of other crap that you wont find elsewhere without having to go through research paper length posts about the subject.

Conservatism, Entertainment, Music & News for the A.D.D. Crowd.

1. I think the real question here is weather or not the horse

said no or not.

2. Jersey blogger that says he wanted to kill 3 judges says that he is an FBI informant. Question, Is there anyone in Jersey that ISN'T an FBI snitch?

3. Michael Jackson can't even die normally. Do we really care where his 40lb skeleton is? I bet bubbles ate his ass.

4. Obama isn't serving domestic beer at his race baiting beer binge.

5. Dan Rather continues to be a joke. Begging he president to save liberal journalist?

6. WHOLE FOODS HAS BEEN RIPPING YOU OFF! LMAO!

7. I REPEAT, ORGANIC FOOD IS NOT ANY HEALTHIER! hehehehe

8. Ian Plimer calls out global warming dorks "New religion of urban elitist".

9. An American Idol contract is being compared to slavery...................

10. Jersey Mafia hit????????????

LIMBAUGH CLOWNS OBAMA

When you hear all of Obamas lies put together with previous clips of his it is pathetic.

GIRLS OF ENTOURAGE

In a world of crap news the good people at askmen have a story worth reading.
THE TOP TEN GIRLS OF ENTOURAGE

EMPEROR CRY BABY

This guy has gone into full meltdown mode and it is freaking hilarious watching it.

1. The emperors approval numbers will soon be lower than his wifes dress size.

2. You just KNOW that Hillary is going to against Obama. Watching this ass clown destroy her party and every liberal ideal has got to be killing her.

3. This guy has finally become an official member of the Obama admin....

4. When Obama has nothing to stand on, he goes back to attacking Bush. LOL.

JESSICA SIMPSON ENGAGED

5K RING? Have they not seen the recent pictures? They could of got her for a casio watch and a generic twinkie.

Ninja Assassin trailer

WOMEN IN KC ARE GETTING BEAT UP

BY THEIR FREAKING SPOUSES! We all know that only a real man can smack the hell out of a woman. Most well adjusted and accomplished men typically smack their wife at least 12 times a week.

Chicken S****s! What excuse is there for this?

THE WIRE - KETCHUP

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood a beautiful day in the neighborhood. That is until you get shot, stabbed are attacked with a hatchet!

KCK/KCMO continue to be crap holes.

1. Hiding in the corner and closing your eyes wont prevent your ass from getting jacked in the East Side.

2. The East Side doubles down on attempted murder this morning.

3. Hallway shooting in East Side Projects ruin carpet and add to death count.

4. If ever there was a photo of a Pedobastard it is this sickos picture. Holy crap!

5. 12th and central isn't the most picturesque place to be killed.

FLAVA IN YOUR EAR

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

"Missing Barefoot Smithville Boy Found Safe"
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY HIM BEING BAREFOOT IS SO FREAKING IMPORTANT???????

I can only run this headline because thankfully the little dude is back home.
Thank god he is safe.

She's gone from suck to blow.

Does the KC Star have any talent left? Thank you for running a story on air guitar that I brought up a couple of weeks ago. The paper of record? Only if that record is an ancient 45.

Twilight Hype?

Can someone please tell me what the big deal with this Twilight crap? Haven't we done enough crap about Vampires in the past 100 years? Does this movie shed some new light on mythical creatures?

HONEYMOON IN HELL

It is safe to say that the honeymoon of our emperor is now over both here and overseas. Have you ever seen a politician fall faster than this guy? I guess experience and the constitution do matter. ...

1. Israelis know that Obama is a racist.

2. Liberals made movies about Bush's death, hung him in front of the White House etc.....right? Yet these pansies get upset over a bumper sticker calling for the fall of the emperor? You dou

che bags crack me up.

3. The people that brought this economic meltdown on us are starting to get exposed.

4. Obama spends a ton of our money fixing TOILETS!

5. Liberals think that your special needs kids are "RETARDS"! I hope that Sarah Palin beats the crap out these people for this.

6. Obama uses the Reset button of Bidens remarks about Russia. Too bad we cant use a reset button on Obama.

7. Obamas claims of racism continue to be proven wrong.

8. Liberals don't like reading anything longer than a paragraph.

ROLAND MARTIN IS AN IGNORANT DOUCHE BAG

GLENN BECK ON OBAMA CARE

JOE BIDEN

This idiot makes Pauly Shore look presidential.

911 FOR KIDS

What the hell is the deal with you people? I think we should have one prison for people that commit crimes against children. This prison would allowed family/friends of the victim to come in once a week and beat the living crap out of the psycho that hurt their kid.

I was going to post some of the horrific things that have happened over the past 3 days but I just cant read those stories again.

WHOO KID TAKES A RIDE ON JAY Z

CRAZIEST CHICK ALIVE

This could be the worst story I have read all year.

KC BBQ UPDATE - ADAMS RIB

If you haven't checked out Adams Rib on 87th street yet then you are missing out on some great food. I went for the

first time on Tuesday of this past week and it was so good that I had to take the family there again yesterday. This place is a pleasant change from the usual BBQ in this town.

I recommend that you get the Baby backs, sweet potato fries, beans and use their spicy sauce.

ENJOY
9148 Santa Fe Drive
Overland Park, KS 66212
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KIDS EAT FREE ON MONDAYS

QUICK HITS - CAN IT BE ALL SO SIMPLE?

We made it through another weekend! Survival is starting to become an accomplishment nowadays since we are either ducking bullets or pink slips. To reduce your stress try to keep life simple. This whole game only gets stressful when we make living life to damn complicated and others try to dictate our futures.

1. The Emperor offers beer to the man that he called stupid. This cop needs to stay away from the exploitation and remain on the higher ground.

2. Ever see someone from France win a marathon? The president of France shows us why.

3. Vernon Forrest joins the increasing number of celebrity deaths in July.

4. Some would say that this woman was forced to assist in murder. They would be right.

5. "This isn't about me" seems to be the in phrase this summer for African American elitist.

6. This mother needs to have the same horrific things done to her that she did to her newborn.

7. Instead of looking for proof that the emperor was born outside of the United States WHY can't we find proof that HE WAS BORN in the United States?

8 Further proof that AlGore is a blabbering idiot.

9. Israel needs to know THAT A US PRESIDENT DOESN'T HATE THEM!

10. It was just a few months ago that we were told that the recovery was happening faster than they first believed. Now, not so much.

JAY IS DONE.

I am not sure who it is that buys this guys garbage albums BUT it is good to see that this dude will finally be going the way of Ja Rule. Once Game is done trashing this guy how long will it be before Beyonce skips out on him?

G FORCE CONFUSSION

When did G Force become a freaking guinea pig movie? What a slap in the face to one of the greatest cartoons EVVVVVVVVVER.

DAYBREAKERS TRAILER

PALIN FREE TO FIGHT BACK

Republican Player hating is about to begin now that the spotlight is going to shine brighter on the conservative future of the party. In the coming weeks you will find "well educated" political hacks from the RNC attempt to destroy this woman because they fear her. '

Keep in mind that these "well educated" folks have spend most of their lives hiding behind text books and caviar. I hate these douche bags more than anything.

AMERICAN IDOL FREAK SHOW DEAD

I only posted this story to show you how ass backwards this country is. How is the death of a wannabe reality star headline worthy yet Afghanistan news is on page 12?

BIG FAN UPDATE

This is from the folks at BIGFAN.

"In case you were unaware, Big Fan premieres in NYC and Philadelphia August 28th, and in many other cities across the U.S. shortly thereafter. New cities and dates are added often, so be sure to check the official movie website for the latest updates."

ANGELO HAS THE WEEKEND

Are OBAMA and The Democratic Party using the Immigration Reform as a “re-election tool?.........you BET!
The FINAL REVIEW is coming soon

My dear friends we are back with our reviews of the Immigration Challenges that our country faces every day when thousands of illegal workers cross the border looking for the American dream. I started this review so early before even the congress will start the reading the Comprehensive Immigration Reform Act because it is important for us to know what is coming , it is better to forecast challenges and be ready to fight against or in favor. That decision is yours please go back to my last articles and review what social, and safety risk can bring to our country the NEW amnesty and the idea of President Obama to allow this entire people to become USA Citizens. Once again I am not against the reform I just want to be sure that the final output of that process won’t bring a negative impact to our nation.
Once before; I was talking with a community leader from other State and he was very upset with me because as part of our conversation I told him “If one day the United States of America will fall and the Union separated, won’t be because political division, won’t be because the terrorist plans or international armed conflicts, won’t be because a natural disaster. It will be because the Immigration Problem” Nothing will divide us more that a wrong Immigration reform or process.
We are placing or giving important post within the American Government to people that preach against our country, people that disagree with our system, and people that have no pride to be an American Citizen. Let’s review the facts:
Hilary Clinton: She appointed Yzaguirre as co chair of her presidential campaign, and as her senior advisor on how to reach the Hispanic vote. We are talking the same person that strongly fights against the assimilation of Hispanics into the American system and he does support illegal immigration.
President Obama: Appointed Mrs. Cecilia Munoz currently serving as Vice-President of La Raza, and at the same time she is the Director of President Obama’s Office of International Affairs.
And the following person whom once said: “ I want the third, fourth, fifth even the seven generation and all future generation of Hispanics to think “Mexico First” that guy is Juan Hernandez whom was appointed by Senator McCain as a Hispanic outreach Director, now he is walking and visiting President Obama as a consultant for the new Immigration Reform.
My dear friends lets listen and think what the Mexican President (Ernesto Zedillo) is telling his citizens “I have proudly affirm that the Mexican nation extends beyond the territory enclosed by its borders, and the Mexican migrants legal or illegal are a very important factor and part of this statement” Now to me it sounds like an “undercover” invasion of Mexico to USA. Starting in 1990 the Mexican government has started hundreds of plans or initiatives to “import” the Mexican culture into our country they even announced in 1995 (this I am quoting from the book Liberty and Tyranny) “ The Mexican nation extends it borders into the USA. Accordingly, the government would strengthen solidarity programs with the Mexican community abroad by emphasizing their Mexican roots, and supporting literacy programs in Spanish and teaching of the Mexican history values and more important traditions of Mexico”
I am leaving you today with one more thing to think about it: Zogby International a well know company for their well done, full extended surveys, professional and ethical analysis reported the results of a survey done in 2002-2003 where the 58% of Mexicans in American territory agree with the following statement “The territory of the United States’ southwest rightfully belongs to Mexico”.
Now it is up to you! You can be indifferent to the new Immigration Reform or start talking and giving the proper advice to your Representatives and Senators.

See you next week

Angelo H. Mino

OBAMA FOLK SURES BEES SMARTZ

SCREW THE LEFT WING

More and more people are starting to realize that these extremist douche bag socialist should never of been elected. The hate that these folks have for this country is sickening.

1. When the emperor reveals his true feelings and bel

iefs Americans hate him.

2. Does the emperor believe that the black officer there is stupid as well?

3. Extremist on the left are alienating members of their own party.

4. Obama & Pelosi may end up being the only residents of ignorance island by the time this is over.

DISTURBING

This is one of the worst crimes I have ever read. This poor girl!

THE BEST OUT RIGHT NOW

THE WIRE -THE ART OF WAR

Sooner or later people will come to grips with the fact that the metro area is smack dab in the middle of gang wars. Instead of pulling guns off the street I say put more of them in the street. Lets finish this war once and for all.

1. East Side crime heads north.

2. The KCK chamber of commerce will now be issuing Colors as their promotional video.

3. At least KCMO residents are starting to wise up and rob banks where there is money, Leawood.

4. Scary looking white dude with Hatchet is finally taken off the street.

5. In 2009 kids don't want ice cream, they want heroine.

6. Another KCK shooting to start off the weekend right.

THE NORTH KOREANS FINALLY SPEAK THE TRUTH

This insult by the North Korea is not only accurate but is further proof that this chicks power has been removed by her Emperor.

HIP HOP FRIDAY

I have been getting a lot of emails asking me who I think the best is right now. To be honest, most of the crap out now is terrible. "Supermannnnnn"? I admire the little kid for making a quick buck but can we stop calling that crap hip hop? Anyways, starting next week I will be posting my Top 10's in hip hop.

Enjoy the below tracks and be sure to click the hip hop tag at the bottom and watch/listen to much more.

P.S. Maino, your album is still Garbage.

THE RETURN OF MASE

HIP HOP FRIDAY - WHITEHEAD BROS

HIP HOP FRIDAY - MOBB DEEP

HIP HOP FRIDAY - SLAUGHTERHOUSE

KANSAS CITY MAYOR IS LOST

The two biggest problems facing Kansas City, Mo are crime and crappy schools. That's right. The city cant protect or educate the kids in their city and the Mayor is completely clueless on how to solve either of them. Those of you that read this blog know for a fact that street gangs have taken over the east side.

I am not talking about a few dealers and their crews. I am talking about gangs on every block. Gangs that have such little fear of the police department that they will post their pictures on youtube and myspace holding guns and drugs right next to their school ID.

I am not talking about a few kids flunking out of school and cutting class. I am talking about a school district that is nationally known for its high drop out rates, low test scores and superintendent merry go round. I am talking about a school district that gets worst every year.

So what does the Mayor of KCMO propose to do to fix these problems? Take guns away from registered gun owners that have undergone extensive training and background checks..... And have a summit to discuss the schools. Neither of these plans would do a damn thing to fix anything and will more than likely do more damage than good.

But lets face it Kansas City, you had your chance. There was a recall movement out there and you failed to get the signatures to rid the metro of the tallest stack of crap in the metro and his wart hog wife. Because of that I don't want to hear you bitch about a damn thing that this guy does. You not only voted for him, YOU FAILED TO GET RID OF HIM.

Your failure to take charge of your city and elect competent people to city hall, the school board and the Mayors office has to make one wonder if your Mayor is indeed the smartest of the bunch.......

QUICK HITS - MOVE IN SILENCE

Can someone please tell who the hell is watching this roller derby garbage? Like Disco, butterfly collars and disco this crap should of stayed buried in the 70's. As many of you know I have started researching the making of midget derby. I plan on taking the roller derby concept but replacing the big butch women on skates with midgets in wheelchairs. I will keep you posted.

1. Looks like Bubbles could be getting a body cavity search in the near future.

2. I think that the parents are innocent and the kid is slanging.

3. New Orleans finally found a way to top its crap reputation. 100 rat bites on baby causes death.

4. Will Obama apologize to Neanderthals for the way that humans treated them? Will they dig up this cavemans body and convict him of hate crimes?

5. The emperor takes another step at disarming citizens.

6. Lies, Lies, Lies....The Obama way.

7. Socializing medicine is the latest con game that Obama is running on America. He might be the dumbest smart guy in America.

8. Pelosi's ignorance is once again on display for us all to see.

9. Just another thing for women to bitch about.

10. Bloomberg is a freaking moron.

5 Boroughs

NEW BURRITO MEAT?

RIP TACO DOG!

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

"You're going to destroy my presidency.' "

DOUCHE BAGGERY 101

The guy that tells everyone that he has a TYPE A personality is typically one of the biggest douche bags you will ever know. If you are a Type A personality you typically don't have to tell people. they will know.

THE WIRE - KILL OR BE KILLED

I had this debate earlier today with a fellow JOCO resident that is completely out of touch with the rest of the world. I told him that if he lived in the same situations as the people in the East side and East KCK that he might not be such a good citizen either. He said that there is no way that he would do the stuff that people in those communities do to get by. I called BS on that. In a kill or be killed situation, your instincts take over and you do anything to stay alive.

1. Fort Riley soldier is learning that 15 really will get yo

u 20.

2. East side gets back to its murderess ways with this slaying.

3. Two teachers, One 16 year old girl..........

4. Olathe is getting more ruthless each and every day.

5. I am pretty sure that if you pulled over 6 cars after midnight in the east side, 5 of them would have guns in them. You know what you call the car without a gun? Victim.

Big Fan Trailer

Bye-Bye Boombox

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RHODE ISLANDERS WTF?

You are letting minors become strippers? Holy crap!

QUICK HITS - KARMA

Our emperor and chief is starting to realize that Karma is a bitch. He ran around for over a year spreading lies, making unrealistic promises and bashing truthful Republican solutions and plans. Now his whole presidency is through and he will go down as the worst president in modern history. This is what happens when you douche bags vote for a community activist.