1. Influx of KCK/KCMO school kids working day shifts at retail establishments due to JOCO kids leaving their summer jobs for college.
2. Festivals - The towns of JOCO love to put on a festival to show off to our neighbors to the North and East that we (unlike them) are capable of having more than 20 people in a street event without gunfire.
3. Christmas Items in Stores - I was at Target the other day and they had just as much Christmas stuff up as they did Halloween.
4. Trick or Treating - Every year bus loads (not kidding) of inner city youth get dropped off in our neighborhoods to ask for Candy. Sure we here in JOCO have some houses with great halloween decorations but aren't their neighborhoods truly scary. The only Halloween decoration I plan on putting up is a street sign in front of my house that says 40th and Prospect.
5. School Fund Raisers - This is the biggest shakedown in US history. Not only do we pay taxes for public schools, enrollment fees, activity fees etc.. but now we get to buy over priced candy bars and crappy giftwrap to support the schools. Hell even the Mafia only collected once.
6. Teenagers driving at rush hour - Do I really need to expand on Biff & Amber driving their new Lexus at 100mph through school zones while eating or putting on makeup?
7. Lawn Care Wars - This is the time of season in which the competition picks up between neighbors and their lawns. From leaf pick up to fertilization, this is where the rubber meets the road. Those who have neglected their lawns all spring and summer will be dubbed trash by the rest of the neighborhood.
8. Charity Drives - This is the time of year in which the calls start coming into JOCO residents to help save KCMO. Every year the fine upstanding residents reach into their pockets and donate Hundreds of thousands of dollars to feed and clothe those living in the East side. We do this despite their hatred for us and ask for nothing in return (except for a tax write off).
9. Election signs - Oh yes my favorite. Each fall we get to see the wonderful display of election signs in yards and on the corners of busy intersections. I always find it a great way to find out who the commies are in the neighborhood.
10. Layoffs at Sprint are on the Horizon. Sure this can be said about every season but the fall layoffs always seem to be the biggest and best hidden.
QUICK HITS - BE AFRAID
TOP 10 scary stories in the news today. These stories prove that you don't need to go to a haunted house or watch a scary movie this Halloween to be terrified.
1. The president of the United States is inviting terrorists to the White House.
2. Violent leftest fire shots into the house of Lou Dobbs. Is this just the start?
3. Will the Chinese take advantage of Obama's weakness and back our country into a corner?
4. Liberals are the only people in the world that could spend 160k to create a 30k job. Imagine what we could of done with that money if it was given to us in tax cuts.
5. We have become such pansies in this country that Haunted Houses are now being protested.
6. The dumbest woman on the planet just wrote a 1900 page bill that will cost us around 2 trillion dollars. BOO!
7. Muslim men LIVING in this country are killing their daughters for becoming Westernized. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EXPECT YOU DUMB ASS. YOU MOVED TO AMERICA.
8. Hollywood elitist slam 13 year old rape victim. CALLS HER A HOOKER!
9. There is a fear of money??????????????
10. Obama opens the borders to people that are HIV positive.
1. The president of the United States is inviting terrorists to the White House. 2. Violent leftest fire shots into the house of Lou Dobbs. Is this just the start?
3. Will the Chinese take advantage of Obama's weakness and back our country into a corner?4. Liberals are the only people in the world that could spend 160k to create a 30k job. Imagine what we could of done with that money if it was given to us in tax cuts.
5. We have become such pansies in this country that Haunted Houses are now being protested.
6. The dumbest woman on the planet just wrote a 1900 page bill that will cost us around 2 trillion dollars. BOO!
7. Muslim men LIVING in this country are killing their daughters for becoming Westernized. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EXPECT YOU DUMB ASS. YOU MOVED TO AMERICA.
8. Hollywood elitist slam 13 year old rape victim. CALLS HER A HOOKER!
9. There is a fear of money??????????????
10. Obama opens the borders to people that are HIV positive.
THE WIRE - KCMO IS ITS OWN HORROR STORY
The seriel killers in KCMO run the streets every night. They don't hide behind hockey masks or only appear in your dreams. No these killers want you to know who is killing you and they kill you when you are asleep or awake.
1. No time of day is safe on Prospect.
2. If this guy would of "Gotten Down" as instructed he wouldn't of been shot at an East Side bar.
3. Bus stations on Troost are full of people with guns.
4. These poor kids live in an environment where simply getting into their car can get them hit with shotgun pellets.
5. KCK teen will not live to see Halloween.
1. No time of day is safe on Prospect. 2. If this guy would of "Gotten Down" as instructed he wouldn't of been shot at an East Side bar.
3. Bus stations on Troost are full of people with guns.
4. These poor kids live in an environment where simply getting into their car can get them hit with shotgun pellets.
5. KCK teen will not live to see Halloween.
DAZED AND CONFUSED
1. Chairman of the NEA goes brokeback for Obama.
2. Women are more frightened with Obama as President. 3. The inaction of the emperor is causing our best soldiers to bail.
4. Obamas thin skin is exposed once again over his high dollar date night.
5. How many people has Obama killed by his lack of action?
6. Democrats exploit defense bill to pass hate crime legislation.
7. Obama is running a B&B out of the White House.
EVEN CHURCH IS DANGEROUS IN KCK
Why in the hell did this pastor let this guy be a youth leader? HE TOLD YOU THAT HE HAD BEEN IN PRISON AND ALL YOU DID WAS A GOOGLE SEARCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Pastor of this church is dangerous
THE WIRE - GET A GUN
If you live in KCMO and you aren't a gun owner you are insane. Hell one gun might not be enough. You might want to consider putting a machine gun turret on your front porch.
1. I always thought a "candy store" in the East Side was a crack house. After reading this story a crack house just might be safer.
2. Who wouldn't think about offing themselves if they lived in the East side?
3. Overland Park sends AR-15'S to Guatemala. Awesome.
4. KCMO cops get punked.
2. Who wouldn't think about offing themselves if they lived in the East side?
3. Overland Park sends AR-15'S to Guatemala. Awesome.
4. KCMO cops get punked.
THE WIRE - YOU PLAYED YOURSELF
There are certain crap levels that one must consider when determining if a crime in KC is unjust. What do I mean by unjust? It is actually pretty simple. Any crime that happens against someone that willingly puts themselves in a situation or location that you know is f'd up is on them. For example, if you are walking down Prospect at 1am for the hell of it, then that is on you.
DOUCHE BAGS WITH POSTER BOARD AND MARKERS
Are there ever more than 3 of these "protesters" at one of these things? And who the hell calls their protest group a club? Do they hold their meeting up in a tree house? You media idiots need to stop covering these morons. Shooting deer and drugging monkeys is as American as apple pie and hot dogs.
NIGHTMARE IN THE EAST SIDE
Sure the west bottoms has the haunted houses but the real horror stories are taking place in the East Side. Instead of machetes, chainsaws and knives for fingers the east side uses double barrels, glocs and knives.
2. Nothing good ever happens on Truman Road. Just ask this dead guy.
THE EVIL EMPIRE KEEPS ON MARCHING
The man that is suppose to be the leader of the free world is hell bent on controlling every aspect of your life. What you eat, which doctors you go to, how much you make, which news outlets are allowed to exist, which cars you can drive, the temperature of your house, the type of TV that you watch........... How is it that we are allowing this man to do this?
Now this man has a list of names and groups that he is set to destroy. We have seen this type of insecurity before, in Russia. This man that claims to be like Lincoln MUST posses the DNA of Stalin. He is insecure, thin skinned, has a brainwashed base of militants and has a temper that makes him the most dangerous man this country has ever seen. This goes far beyond democrat vs. republican this is communism vs. democracy.
1. If a school kid got caught with an "enemies list" they would be expelled from school. Is our president above that?
2. The Empire now wants to control the food supply....
3. The Empire now wants to control the internet..........
4. The Empire now controls executive pay.....
5. Never before have we seen a president wage war on individual media personalities. This man is the most insecure douche bag on the planet. Brainless liberals have created an egomaniac that has the patience of Stalin.
Now this man has a list of names and groups that he is set to destroy. We have seen this type of insecurity before, in Russia. This man that claims to be like Lincoln MUST posses the DNA of Stalin. He is insecure, thin skinned, has a brainwashed base of militants and has a temper that makes him the most dangerous man this country has ever seen. This goes far beyond democrat vs. republican this is communism vs. democracy.
1. If a school kid got caught with an "enemies list" they would be expelled from school. Is our president above that?
2. The Empire now wants to control the food supply....
3. The Empire now wants to control the internet..........
4. The Empire now controls executive pay.....
5. Never before have we seen a president wage war on individual media personalities. This man is the most insecure douche bag on the planet. Brainless liberals have created an egomaniac that has the patience of Stalin.
KIDS IN MISSOURI ARE DOOMED
It is amazing that these two stories came out on the same day.
I wonder if families in Ethiopia are being asked to sponsor a Missouri child.
THE WIRE - JUST IGNORE IT
Here are more crimes that happened to people that didn't win a golden ticket to join Scott Parks in Wonka Land.
1. The murder of this East Side woman wasn't important enough to be headline news on most local news sites.
2. Pushing a wimpy ass postal worker might land these two douche bags in prison. Cliff Clavin would bitch slap this guy.
3. The recession is forcing KU kids to switch from cocaine to meth.
4. Raytown kids are at risk from potential abductors
5. JOCO teens arrested for robbing a hotel? Surely these teens aren't natural born citizens of our county.
6. I really have no idea how to explain this one so I will let you read this story about a sicko Coach and well make your own conclusions.
1. The murder of this East Side woman wasn't important enough to be headline news on most local news sites.
2. Pushing a wimpy ass postal worker might land these two douche bags in prison. Cliff Clavin would bitch slap this guy.
3. The recession is forcing KU kids to switch from cocaine to meth.
4. Raytown kids are at risk from potential abductors
5. JOCO teens arrested for robbing a hotel? Surely these teens aren't natural born citizens of our county.
6. I really have no idea how to explain this one so I will let you read this story about a sicko Coach and well make your own conclusions.
SAD DAY FOR PARENTS ACROSS AMERICA
Those of us that have kids, especially kids this little girls age are feeling sick to their stomachs right now. The type of people that commit these acts should not be allowed to live. There is no reason for us to keep them alive in prisons nor is there any reason for us to let them die a quick painless death.
No, the bastards that commit these types of crime need to be put through a living hell before they go to hell.
This is a good time for everyone to take a look at this site and see who your neighbors are and who lives in the houses that your kids walk by.
No, the bastards that commit these types of crime need to be put through a living hell before they go to hell.
This is a good time for everyone to take a look at this site and see who your neighbors are and who lives in the houses that your kids walk by.
QUICK HITS - I LIKE MY OATMEAL LUMPY
1. What happens when you elect lawyers to congress? 1500 page bills full of crap. 2. US Flag sticker too controversial.........
3. Not all stories have a great line like this "Workers later cleaned up a puddle of blood."
4. Somalis take underwear seriously.
5. Florida voting mistakes might see a drop once their death panels kick in.
6. 6 things that your body does that can't be explained.
7. If you like deep fried bacon and butter then Texas is the place for you.
8. 13 scariest haunted houses in America. I can't believe they left off the White House.
9. Smart People are dumb ass's.
10. Office Douche Bags.
THE WIRE - SCOTT PARKS EDITION
Today one of the most ignorant people to take to the KC airwaves said that the crime coverage in this city did not represent the Kansas City he knows. I guess S.cott thinks that the people in East KCMO don't count and that the crime that goes in in those neighborhoods doesn't affect the city as a whole. What an irresponsible jack ass. Does he live in Wonka land?
1. Bullets fly in the East side hitting 2 people that in the mind of Scott Parks aren't worth covering.
2. Jimmy Johns dreadlocked shooter is still on the loose
3. I wonder if the guy that got blasted in this KCK house has ever seen the show hoarders?
4. Obviously this guy never saw Menace II Society. You always grab the freaking tape!
1. Bullets fly in the East side hitting 2 people that in the mind of Scott Parks aren't worth covering.
2. Jimmy Johns dreadlocked shooter is still on the loose
3. I wonder if the guy that got blasted in this KCK house has ever seen the show hoarders?
4. Obviously this guy never saw Menace II Society. You always grab the freaking tape!
THE ONLY THING WORST THAN MONDAYS: LIBERALS
Lies and hypocrisy ran wild this weekend in the socialist party.
1. How long will it be before Hillary Clinton claims to be a holocaust survivor?
2. Obama commie lover admits to controlling the media.
3. The emperor wants you to feel and look good during his occupation of the White House.
4. The environment takes a back seat to the NFL in the eyes of one liberal leader.
5. Militant black leader struggles to remain relevant
6. The party that claims to care so much for people is at it again. This time they seek to punish overweight people because THEY know what is good for them.
7. How many American lives will be lost while Obama tries to make up his mind?
8. White women are considered 2nd class citizens in the eyes of minorities.
1. How long will it be before Hillary Clinton claims to be a holocaust survivor? 2. Obama commie lover admits to controlling the media.
3. The emperor wants you to feel and look good during his occupation of the White House.
4. The environment takes a back seat to the NFL in the eyes of one liberal leader.
5. Militant black leader struggles to remain relevant
6. The party that claims to care so much for people is at it again. This time they seek to punish overweight people because THEY know what is good for them.
7. How many American lives will be lost while Obama tries to make up his mind?
8. White women are considered 2nd class citizens in the eyes of minorities.
DEER PROTESTORS HATE THE HOMELESS
Why are deer more important to the biters group than the people of KC? Maybe this bambi lover should go down to the city union mission and see a starving homeless family before he pretends to be Thumper in his Disney Wonderland.
Remember, every time they protest deer hunting a child will go hungry
HEADLINE OF THE DAY
"GOP Lawmakers Accuse Muslim Advocacy Group CAIR of Planting Spies on Capitol Hill"
Psssstt check the white house too.
LIBERAL BASTARDS
Every hour of everyday there is a socialist group working on ways to destroy our country. These groups are nothing more than domestic terrorist dead set on destroying our constitution through fear and hate. Their weapons of choice are the media, special interest groups and Clinton appointed judges. These bastards will stop at nothing to ruin our way of life.
The socialist of today are the communist of tomorrow. Take a look at the methods and ideas that they are putting forth and tell me that they aren't the building blocks for communism. Redistribution of wealth, government take over of private sector jobs, czars, health care, taxing our actions to control our behaviors, cameras at red lights etc...
2. How can they create a Michelle Obama doll and not have her big ass, her huge waste, ashy arms and her oh so attractive overbite. I think I will wait for the release of the special flag burning edition.
QUICK HITS
Here are 10 stories for you to read today. JOCO readers! Please be nice and read out loud for your KCK and KCMO frieends.
1. Fox is about to own NBC and I am not just talking about ratings. Keith Olbermann has to be crapping his pants right about now.
2. People are actually worried about the mindset of a child rapist. Remember, these are the same Hollywood douchebags that come out every 4 years and tell you to vote for the socialist candidate.
3. The Emperor doesn't want law enforcement officers to do their job if it conflicts with his agenda. So basically just throw out all laws.
4. The President makes it possible for his Aunt to stay in a comfy hotel on our dime instead of going to jail
5. This story about sexless marriages is freaking weird.
6. Are there no drugs in Oklahoma??????? Maybe I should move down there and slang some air.
7. Sitting on your ass will kill you and apparently running will too.
8. Awesome footage of bar fight and shoot out.
9. Parents are concerned over these costumes YET they let their daughters wear more revealing clothing every other day of the year?
10. Under the socialist health care plan DOCTORS WILL BE DRAFTED. Great, imagine having Carl Peterson drafting your doctor.
1. Fox is about to own NBC and I am not just talking about ratings. Keith Olbermann has to be crapping his pants right about now.2. People are actually worried about the mindset of a child rapist. Remember, these are the same Hollywood douchebags that come out every 4 years and tell you to vote for the socialist candidate.
3. The Emperor doesn't want law enforcement officers to do their job if it conflicts with his agenda. So basically just throw out all laws.
4. The President makes it possible for his Aunt to stay in a comfy hotel on our dime instead of going to jail
5. This story about sexless marriages is freaking weird.
6. Are there no drugs in Oklahoma??????? Maybe I should move down there and slang some air.
7. Sitting on your ass will kill you and apparently running will too.
8. Awesome footage of bar fight and shoot out.
9. Parents are concerned over these costumes YET they let their daughters wear more revealing clothing every other day of the year?
10. Under the socialist health care plan DOCTORS WILL BE DRAFTED. Great, imagine having Carl Peterson drafting your doctor.
IF YOUR LIPS AREN'T ON OBAMA'S ASS
NOT EXACTLY CHAMBER OF COMMERCE STORIES
When I travel the first thing I do when I get to a new city is grab the local paper and watch the evening news. Could you imagine what a visitor to our city must think?
1. For those of you that don't know, NE KCK probably won't ever be photographed for a postcard. You could of asked this guy but he is dead.
2. Poor people in Independence eat too much.
3. Wyco employees forced to take Columbus day off, without pay.
4. Did all of these KCMO leaders get train sets for Christmas?
5. Minimum wage data entry clerk just cost the city 15 million dollars. NICE!
1. For those of you that don't know, NE KCK probably won't ever be photographed for a postcard. You could of asked this guy but he is dead. 2. Poor people in Independence eat too much.
3. Wyco employees forced to take Columbus day off, without pay.
4. Did all of these KCMO leaders get train sets for Christmas?
5. Minimum wage data entry clerk just cost the city 15 million dollars. NICE!
GREEN UPDATE
Or maybe they will tell us that the cheetah is endangered due to global cooling and that the deserts are shrinking due to carbon emissions?
Either way, these douche bags are finally on their way out.
1. You know that the end of a movement is near when the leftist BBC starts to question it.
2. How is this news? G. Bush was talking about this crap for the past 2 years.
3. Cold weather threatens crops.
SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!! No questions for you!
I think that this douche bag thinks that he is the Climate Nazi!
PISSED OFF ITALIANS
Italians in this country are getting screwed by liberals. There is no reason that this holiday should be kicked to the curb. What, because the Native Americans lost? Give me a break. Like I said earlier this week, Native Americans got screwed, but not by Columbus.
If anything they got screwed by the English and French.
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