CHRISTMAS INFOGRAPHICS

NORAD SANTA TRACKER

Snoopy Red Baron Christmas

Mr. Magoo's Christmas

YELLOW SNOW

STUFF THAT PISSES ME OFF AT CHRISTMAS


1. Seeing 8 checkout lanes void from a cashier while you wait in a line 10 deep. What makes this even better is when you see 5 or 6 employees of the store standing around customer service chatting. You have two things to do. Scan items, collect money. that is all there is to it and you CAN'T EVEN DO THAT!

2. The jackass that follows you to your car in order to take your spot when you leave. This happened to me last week and I simply started my car, turned it back off and walked back into the store. The look on the guys face was priceless.

3. Special Buys. What a scam this is. In the fine print of the ad you will see the words limited quantity or only 7 per store. They do this to lure you into their store and switch you onto a more expensive product.

4. Blue Christmas lights. Why even bother? These are the ugliest lights on the planet (icicles from the gutters are a close 2nd). I have never met anyone that likes seeing those hideous things.

5. Drooping Christmas lights. If you are going to go to the effort of hanging them up make them straight. Nothing says WT more than drooping lights.

Mayor Funkhouser - Too little too late

Dear Mark,
You sir are a gigantic asshole.  For the past couple of years you have ignored the crime problem in this city despite the pleas of the citizens and victims that you have ignored.  Do you honestly believe that anyone is going to believe you when you say you "have a plan" to tackle the city's homicide rate?  We aren't stupid.  We realize that it was the loss of life that caused you to suddenly pay attention to the blood stained streets in this city or the citizens living in fear.

NO IT'S ELECTION SEASON

We understand that remaining mayor is more important to you than a life in the east side.  Don't even try to pretend that it isn't.  In-actions speak louder than words.  If we want to see your plan for crime we will go to the funeral of a murdered victim rather than attend one of your campaign rallies.

Kiss my ass,
JOCO SOB

Guest Post - Ernest Evans

   In the past few days there has been a great deal of much-needed media attention to the fact that the clearance rate for black-on-black homicides in KCMO has reached alarmingly low levels.  Right now it is 41% for all homicides and signifcantly lower for black-on-black homicides. (In contrast, KCK's clearance rate for all homicides is 70%)  While this trend is still in an early stage, I do have one alarming concern about it that I think needs to be highlighted:

Random Crap

9 links that are worth checking out

1.  TSA pervs caught with their hands on the goods.  25 pics
2.  If you have a Bacon lover on your Christmas list then here is your guide.
3.  Americas best restroom competition winners.  - Yes it is a real competition
4.  50 Iphone apps that you must have
5.  10 Bing Games that you can play at work....Free
6.  19 most Dangerous Roads in the world
7.  Remember those plastic army men you played with as a kid?
8.  If historical events had facebook statuses -  This is freaking funny
9.    Passive Aggressive notes online

Quick Hits - "It's Cold Out"

Why is it that people must always state the obvious?  "it's cold out there"  Like we didn't just come in from the crap. 

1. Obama disrespects Nobel Prize winner by making the award about him.  Which is funny since almost everything else he talks about is about Bush.
2.  How long will it be before lazy worthless leftist start rioting in our streets?
3.  Liberals will screw anything, including family members . 
4.  War against Christmas hits Overland Park nativity scene. 
5.  I know it is sad that Elizabeth Edwards died but can we move on?
6.  Religious leaders are great role models.
7.  Only 50 people showed up for a dream act rally in North East KCMO.
8. Unions try to shut down one of Kansas City's largest employers proving once again that Unions destroy jobs.

RACE CARD DROPPED OVER TOY PRICE

Yes, I am sure that Toys R' Us  hates dolls of different colors.  I am sure glad that we have brave citizens like this to expose a toy sale as being racist.  Rosa Parks has nothing on you, racist toy warrior.  Wonder how pissed she gets when Macy's has its Whites Sale?

Merry Christmas - Mr. Garrison

Right wing religious extremist must love this song.

JOCO FIGHTS REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH

For far too long JOCO residents have been held hostage by the state of Kansas and it's "formula".  This redistribution of wealth is borderline criminal.

SEX INFOGRAPHICS ?

In case you missed it, infographics are taking over the internet.  I was doing some research on these presentation tools when I stumbled across an infographic on sex.  Who exactly needs an infographic for sex?  Probably people that read this blog.........

MILEY TAKING HITS FROM THE BONG

Miley Cyrus  had been an adult for 5 whole days before she made a fool of herself. 

TECH N9NE WHOO KID MIX

Tis da Season for Stupidity