Question of the Day

Are there more laws to control our behavior (limit our fun based off of some elitist bible toting beliefs) or to prevent crime?

Hidden Cams in Coeds Apartment

Well, at least the guy has taste.  

Crime of the Weekend

"Two hurt in stabbing at

Liberty trailer park"

The legacy of Pony Boy & Johnny lives on!

Random Crap

1.  I am sick and tired of hearing nothing but negativity and fear come out of the mouths of our government officials.  Everything is the end of the world to these idiots except for the stuff that could actually end the world.

2.  Trader Joe's has been worth the wait.  Great food and even better service.  If you haven't gone because you are "too cool" to believe the hype, good.  Stay away.

3.  South OP just created 30 jobs for residents of KCMO/KCK by opening up a new Arbys on 149th street

4.  I went to the dentist this week to get a tooth fixed that I broke eating ribs at Gates.  They prescribed my some Vicodin for the pain but you would of thought that they were transferring over the launch codes for our nukes.  Don't we have better things to worry about?

5.  I now have over 600 apps from the apple store for my Iphone & Ipad - Out of those I use 20 on a regular basis

6.  Sway Calloway is the new morning show host at Shade 45 - If you are a fan of Hip Hop, this is can't miss radio.

7.  White Trash is more attitude than income.  You would be surprised at how much WT there is out here in South OP.

F OFF Elitist

Excuse me if I don't wait in line to kiss the rings on the fingers of our elected elitist officials that supposedly save the world.  Let's be honest here, all they did was increase the limit on their credit card (and they OWN the credit card).  The financial experts all agree, this bill is garbage and will do NOTHING to solve the real problem in D.C.

Our government has completely spun out of control and the biggest offenders reside in the Senate.  It is time that we cut back the length of their terms or put term limits on the most corrupt 100 people in the nation.  This group of douche bags not only take the most money from special interest groups but they also control the most import committees.

Selena Gomez Bikini

Reese Witherspoon Bikini

Mila vs. Portman

Two movies with the same damn story within 3 months of each other?  The originality of Hollywood is amazing.

Headline of the Day

"Winehouse Cause of Death Undetermined"

Your kidding right?

It's always a white guy

Whenever a story like this happens you know that the suspect is white and has a cheesy mustache. At least the city was safe from Topeka residents for a couple of hours.

The Wire - Weekend Ketchup

Do gangsters, rapists, murderers and other psychos take it easy when it is hot out?  Hell no.  If anything they step up their game.  Can you imagine what this group could do with some decent weather?  

1.  This douche bag thought that wearing camo pants would hide him while he robbed a bank.
2.  Something tells me that Club Sweat isn't a popular hang out for Jocoians looking for a good time.  Shooting.
3.  Rap Concerts are usually so peaceful... Midland Theater Brawl.
4.  Maybe it would be simpler if they just reported the streets that they didn't find dead bodies on in KCK.

There are several more stories but I think you get the idea.

Pete Rock & Smif N Wessun "That's Hard" feat. Styles P & Sean Price

Picture of the Week

FREAKING AWESOME

Winehouse Dead

Who had 27 in the death pool?

The Wire - The Metro is F'd

It's always the same neighborhoods and headlines in the police blotter. The metro has been desensitized to violence in those neighborhoods which means that nothing will ever be done to solve the problems there.  It has become as much a part of our city as BBQ and crappy baseball.  

1.  Happy Rock Cop dragged for 2 blocks by one of our stand up citizens. 

2.  Blunts will cost more in the metro thanks to this mushroom hunter. 

3.  Another North East arson fire improves property values in the metros bests neighborhood to raise a child with a lifespan of 23 years of age.

4.  It takes the KCMO police department 30 years to catch a rapist (and they are bragging about it)

5.  Nothing beats the classic drive by - 1 dead - 1 injured - North East again.

6.  The last thing you expect in a bar fight is someone pulling a chainsaw out.

Ghostface Killah - 2getha Baby

Almost Daily Link Blast

There is a chance that I got carried away with this post but what the hell else are you suppose to do while watching the women play soccer?  (I just watched them miss their 3rd penalty kick).

1. The 50 most popular women on the internet (or so google says)
2.  Pay attention JOCO soccer moms -  6 reasons to ditch the credit cards.
3.  Finally something good to watch at a baseball game - Boob Grab oops.
4.  Crap to buy cheaply in July.
5.  MLB All-Star Drinking Game
6.  Top 20 Road Trip movies
7.  Gomez vs. Cyrus - Whose better?
8.  Great article about Whitey Bulgers youth.
9.  Awesome ADULT Tree Houses
10.  Vintage Kansas City
11.  Some of the worst examples of parking I have ever seen
12.  Women of Poker - 35 hottest
13.  Top 100 andorid apps (for those of you that didn't step up and buy an iphone)
14.  Netflix upped its price, is it still worth it?
15.  Some great companies that wont hire your unemployed ass.
16.  19 most hated companies in the United States.   How is GE not on this list?
17.  I have no idea how to explain this disturbing crap. 60 PICS
18.  101 Useful websites (other than this one)
19.  Hottest women @ The ESPY'S
20.  12 Awesomely weird houses for sale
21.  Note to Guys - Remove your garbage disposals NOW.
22. Are you drinking bad wine?
23.  Cheesy = Kick Ass roadside attractions.
24.  Yes Kansas City, you dress like crap.
25.  Do people still go to Hooters?  5 Times that going there is a bad idea.
26.  12 Running tips for beginners.
27.  100 worst baseball players of all time 

Random Axe "Random Call"

Americas hottest female players

Top 8

Asian Fetish Buzz Kill

The Japanese women playing in today's game are very manly looking.  

Headline of the weekend

"Feet first into the meat grinder: Gruesome death for sausage factory worker chewed up in front of his horrified colleagues"

Because the news always sucks

We have tried to avoid covering national news for a few weeks now so that our blood pressure would return to healthy preobama level.

1.  Obama bows to the Chinese once again by hiding the Lama.
2.  McConnell punches his ticket to ignorance island.
3.  How long before this woman's husband is arrested for killing her?
4.  How bad is this woman's aim?  Shoot at puppy and end up killing your husband?
5.  New doll teaches little girls how to breast feed their baby............
6.  Casey Anthony's lazy ass couldn't put on makeup for her prison release yet she can party while her kid is missing?
7.  Republicans call the bluff of the douche n chief.
8.  Prison Planet does a great job of putting a timeline to Obama's budget failures.
9.  Hillary Clinton gives terrorist organization international credibility.
10.  Obama's incompetence in the economy is no longer a question.

Two Words for Sunday

Hope Solo

Everlast Black Jesus

Almost Daily Link Blast

A bunch of random crap for you to pick through today.

1.  Casey Anthony pics are turning up everywhere.
2.  Photos of the best Hot Dog joints in the United States.
3.  20 Chicks that should be in Playboy, sooner than later. (yes Carrie Underwood is mentioned)
4.  The ultimate in wedding douchebaggery courtesy of Joe Flaco
5.  5 Ultimate Baseball collapses that happened after the All Star Break.
6.  Because Mac & Cheese is awesome - 7 Recipes
7.  Hey Yo!  WTF happened to Scott Hall?
8.  If you marriage sucks just remember these 10 financial reasons to stay and suffer.
9.  Facebook at work without getting busted
10.  College Football Twitter Directory.
11.  Another crappy product imported from China
12.  Heather Morris shows you what healthy living can do for you.

Question of the Day

Would the Casey Anthony defense team be able to come up with a strong enough defense to prove that Scott Parks is a Republican?

Get it Girl

Ashes to Ashes

Welcome to Texas I hope that you enjoyed your stay.

And you ain't nothing but a Dopemans.........

You can Kiss My Ass

There is absolutely no reason for this post other than the fact the number of ignorant F's in this city is at an all time high.

1.  You dumb bastards that are arguing with people on the Casey Anthony verdict
2.  You Mercedes driving ignorant F's that think that rain=snow
3.  Anyone that still believes that Hope and Change are good for the country.
4.  Fat chick at the pool that thinks its ok to wear a bikini.  Ewww.
5. KCI airport for being an hour away from civilization and making us drive through crap parts of the city to get to and from your vacant location.
6. Stupid bastard that knocks at my door trying to sell me a $7 candy bar at 630pm for a charity that I never hard of. 
7.  F' Cheddar Bob for making white people look ignorant in 8 mile. 
8.  Overland Park police for blocking 69 highway off on the 4th of July because you are incapable of handling traffic that you knew was going to happen for over a year.
9.  The KC Scout for putting up Stalin like Firework warnings all over OP. 
10. JOCO cops cracking down on fireworks rather than douchbags cooking meth in North OP.
11.  White People that say shizzle and nizzle.  Seriously???

Almost Daily Link Blast

A weeks worth of links that are worth reading.  

1.  10 ways that people piss you off with emails.

2.  Who says that women athletes with skill can't be hot?  Sorry softball player chick.

3.  Tatted up Moms

4.  List of the countries best hot dogs.

5.  15 Awesome Grill Designs 

6. If any of you follow all 15 of these hygiene tips then you are insane.  Some of these are just disgusting. 

7.  Here is a no brainer - Massage is better for your back than medicine.

8.  Miley Cyrus becomes less attractive when she speaks.  

9.  Big Mac and Beer?

10.  Cavallari - Thats all you need to know

11.  5 ways to get rid of your one night stand

Shit Eating Grin

Now you know why this Union burn out is smiling. 

Failure = $$$

Fu** Up an entire nations way of life and get a raise. The Obama incentive program.  

Ice Cube - Check Yo Self

KATIE HORNER IS DONE

Don't let the door hit you on the way out you mom jean wearing psychopath.  Property values in the metro just increased 10%.

Boil Order in JOCO?

Is JOCO really old enough to have major waterline breaks like the one we had today?  No.  

Someone should be looking into the crappy work that Water One has been doing for JOCO because the only reason we should ever boil water is to fend off KCMO & KCK residents from entering our Utopia.  

UPDATE:  A SINGLE RACCOON DID THIS?????????????