The Worst News Story I have read in a long time

This could be without doubt be one of the worst things that I have ever read on the internet.  TEACHER molests 30 KIDS in LA.

What's Grosser than Gross?

Christina Aguilera provides us with the answer (open at your own risk)

Metro Life Expectancy

What does it say about our city when an Elephant at the Zoo (51)  has a longer life expectancy than most East Side Residents? 

Hood Records - Auto Racing

I am not sure that we have had anyone travel from one crappy part of town in the metro 27th & PROSPECT to another one PARALLEL PKWY KCK in the history of this city.


These two citizens took an 80's model Oldsmobile for a 16 mile ride at 100mph.  Felony drug warrants brink out the best in all of us!

MY EARS ARE BLEEDING

I have been following politics (closely) now since the 91 election cycle and have never been this bored this early in a primary.  I am sick and tired of hearing candidates from all parties argue over "fair share" and attempt to cast each other as villains due to the amount of money they have made.  Are we really out to elect the most poverty stricken person to the White House?

You people are delusional if you think that an "average" person with an average life, average job and average family is capable of leading the free world.  We should expect our leaders to have been successful in their private lives.  

We don't make F students valedictorians, pick the slowest/fattest kid first in sports and strive to hook up with the ugliest women we see do we (bets and contest don't count)? You don't shop at stores with the highest prices and worst products because you can relate to how crappy of a business owner the person is.  We don't pick the worst doctors to take care of us.  And we don't expect weak cowards to defend our country.  

So why would something as important as this be any different? 

YET some of you morons want to pick the most average unqualified candidate to lead our nation and because of that we all have to sit through these pathetic attacks and debates.  Think about it, we are actually witnessing successful people DEFEND their success because some of you are insecure about your station in life.  

Get over it douche bags and let us pick someone for their ideas and experience rather than their ability to be slightly above average.  

Almost Daily Link Blast

10 links to get you through the day

1.  10 flight attendant stories that are a little crazy.
2.  The 5 bad habits of poor people.  Can't they just be normal.
3.  7 events that prove that the end of the world is coming 
4.  11 things more disgusting than your toilet seat.
5.  Stonewall Pizza in Lenexa makes national news. 
6.  28 hottest girls of the 80's 
7.  DRINKING GAME - STATE OF THE UNION 2012
8.  Starbucks makes it official - BOOZE is in.
9.  Crap guys hope to get in the future
10.  5 ways to get through an awesome day of unemployment 

UAW 31 - Real Geniuses

GM invests $20 million into a local plant in a BAD economy, while other plants close and these fools piss on their face and authorize a strike vote.  

THE WIRE - Gangsta Gangsta

New Police Initiative = FAIL

New police chief and mayor and still nothing has changed in this city 
1.  Two for the price of 1 in the hood.  TWO KILLED
2.  Probation given to Go Kart thief Killer
3.  Chilling out on the side of a highway gets you killed
4.  Did this dumb ass not know that banks had cameras.  He might as well of said cheese
5.  East Side women have started to fight back.  
6.  Further proof that we live in a metro full of dumb ass's 
7.  Carjackers with crappy taste hit Lenexa.  A Sebring????????
8.  Old ass woman a drug smuggler. 

Vanessa Hudgens Returns

Infographic - Pawn Empire

For all of you Reality Pawn Show Fans.

Irish Ale - Boulevard Brewmaster Video

A DUH!, Journalist moment- Gardner

"Twitter may change how we communicate"

YA THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Almost Daily Link Blast

1.  Meet the blonde chick that caused a captain to go Titanic on everyone.
2.  Obama wife thinks that $28 for a burger isn't all that bad.
3.  Thanking god could be bad for your health.
4.  15 fences that don't suck
5.  Obama writes love letters to Iran.
6.  Sooner or later you run out of people to file claims.
7.  Who do you talk to if your daughter decides to whore herself out?
8.  2012 most stressful jobs.
9.  Fake places that are real.
10.  Which Disney Princesses would be the best to hook up with?
11.  5 unknown weapons that dentist use to cause pain.

Is this the greatest App ever?

AVOID THE GHETTO APP!

KC residents have had this for years.  Their cars automatically turn West once they get near Troost.

The Wire - Over/Under Update

Early this year I made my yearly Vegas betting line on the over/under in KCMO murders this year.  At first I was surprised at how many of you took the over 3 weeks in, you might be right.  

1.  If a house in East KCMO burns down, does the property value increase or decrease?

2.  MLK's dream doesn't mean much to East KCMO residents.  3 MURDERED

3.  Breaking into a home in the most armed 2 mile area on the continent is not a good idea.  NorthEast Robber Shot.

4.  Independence Center just met its end.  Shooting this weekend.  Shoppers tell the media how scared they were.  

5.   Charges were finally filed on the man that got 2012 off to a quick start.

Obama Admin Terrorist Information Chart

Hoodwinked & Bamboozled by Democrats

“Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.” 
― Martin Luther King Jr.

1.  Democrats wanted to end MLK's dream.
2.  Legacy of Democrats racism. 
3.  It's 2012 and Democrats haven't changed.
4.  Democrat lead KKK targeted Republicans
5.  The KKK was the terrorist arm of the Democratic Party.
6.  History of violence Democrats have had towards black people
7.  Who is the real Democrat Party?
8.  Democrats use media to hide their racism
9.  Democrats spared murder to black people as long as they didn't vote for Republicans
10.  David Duke is OWS
11.  Joe Biden lets his racism slip
12.  Harry Reid lets his racism slip
13.  Famous quotes by Racist Democrats
14.  "Democrats  hate black people" - Blacksphere

Public Enemy - By The Time I Get To Arizona

Huntsman will be missed

 Well his daughters will 

Friday the 13th Kicked KCK's ass

KCK is a terrible place to live on most days BUT this Friday the 13th has elevated the shittyness of JOCO's neighbors to the North.  

1.  2 shot in KCK's beautiful east side.  
2.  Kids aren't even safe bathing in east KCK
3.  This guy was doing great in his police chase UNTIL he entered KCK.
4.  Women in KCK have a short shelf life.  

Almost Daily Link Blast

16 Links that don't suck.  


1.  The 10 Worst States to live out your rotting days in. 

2.  The Best Tech Friendly airports in America
3.  The return of the SHAM WOW GUY
4.  Goodfellas TV Show is on its way
5.  Which ex girlfriends are worth keeping around?
6.  For those of you still dating in your 30's (losers) here is a list of questions for you to ask your potential victims.
7.  Dating rules that guys wish chicks would break.
8.  Best ways to quit drinking soda
9.  Sushi and fine cigars coming to a Walgreen's near you.  
10.  WTF is going on with these 10 necks?
11.  7 signs that you are an Adult
12.  Have you been wondering what Leann Rimes has been doing?
13.  10 things you should know about internet porn.
14.  A survival guide for Bachelor Parties 
15.  What is the future of the internet?
16.  7 Movies that you didn't know were racist

Picture of the Day - FRIDAY

Danica the Honey Badger???

"Last year, I think, somebody showed me this video of the honey badger, and the commentator on it was very, very funny," Patrick said. "Anyway, the honey badger, he doesn't give a cr*p, he takes what he wants. And that's how I'm going to be this year, like a honey badger."

Works for me

Karma 1 - John Edwards 0

Sucks to be you John.

Black Rob - Whoa

MIKE HENDRICKS - Investigative Reporting

"Marijuana is ‘drug of choice’ among teens, study finds"

Nahhhhhhhh, you don't say!

Headline of the Day

"Obama to Congress: I’ll decide what’s constitutional"

Picture of the Day

Almost Daily Link Blast

14 Things you would of missed out on if I didn't find it for you

1.  Battle of the Celeb Milfs - Who has the best body?
2.  10 grossest things that could grow on your body....Skin Shedding???????
3.  Bristol Palin moves back home to Alaska.  Lucky Bastards. 
4.  11 Types of people that you will see at the Mall
5.  Chinese Wal Marts sell some crazy crap.  16 things.  
6.  Is internet porn replacing sex ed at school?
7  14 Pop Up retail shops
8.  45 Best mugshots of 2011
9.  7 steps to follow if you want to become a Career Student
10.  Charlize Theron is a born again virgin??????????
11.  Toilet Flushing could kill you. 
12.  10 people caught in public
13.  Why chicks shouldn't trust a guy that can't get laid. 
14.  What chicks think about the music you listen to 

Overland Park WTF!

"Patricia Bakken says she and her dog Lady walk near the area everyday, but the fatal shooting has her thinking twice. "I'm scared," Bakken said. "I'm scared to death that this would happen so close, but these days it seems so rare. You don't really know what to think."" KSHB

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  It was a murder suicide not a drive by shooting. This wasn't a random act of violence on a drug corner.  Why would you have to "think twice" about walking through your streets.  Unreal. 

Missouri Home Additions

Children's edition 

When keeping it real goes wrong

This morning Chris Merrill had one of the greatest callers in radio history.  She kept it real by using terms like "white devil", "youz a Pussy" and my personal favorite "say that shit down in the hood" along with the epic "your dick is small".

 

The hood should be proud to have this person defending them in such an articulate way.  Sly James says that there is a problem with the KCMO school district.  I call BS after hearing this woman call in. 

BUT lets face it, you don't have to me a small dicked white devil draped in a white sheet with a messed up grill to get shot or stabbed in KCMO.  KCMO is an equal opportunity city when it comes to murder and ass kicking.

  

Almost Daily Link Blast

We will now continue with our regularly scheduled program


1.  Kim Jong-Ill always had a smile on his face.

2.  12 Family Car stickers better than the crap that we see on the roads.
3.  List of crazy crap that Semis have spilled on our roads.
4.  Did you know about these 12 sex scandals?
5.  Is there anything that Ron Paul thinks IS constitutional????


6.  Best apps for you to track your stupid new years resolutions.
7.  5 things that you do with your "unit" that chicks hate
8.  Ass detectors.
9.  7 signals that chicks give off to show that they are interested in you.
10.  10 Wierd looking McDonalds restaruant's
11.  Grocery Store lables translated 
12.  50 Hottest women of 2011
13.  Costco Virgin explains his first time.

Headline of the Day - KCMO AGAIN

"Men's Health: KC Among Worst Places For Men"

And that isn't including bullets 

Picture of the Day

Murder Prediction for 2012

Despite the number of players that we lost to death and incarceration last year, I believe that the team will step up and still deliver.  The KC roster is still full of battle proven veterans that have been trained by the best in the business since birth.  When you combine that with the fact that the other team has a new head coach and a new defensive coordinator that likes to blitz instead of playing the traditional East of Troost Zone defense you can expect excitement.  

We are setting the OVER/UNDER AT 112.  Good luck metro residents and hopefully we will see you here in a year.