Headline of the Day - Further proof that KC kids are behind

"11-YEAR-OLD WANDERING CHICAGO STREETS WITH MOLOTOV COCKTAIL"

Until our young people can show this type of dedication Kansas City will always be just a cow town.
Chicago kids also mug WWII vets.  

Overland Park Police Chief hates Motorcycles

Harrassing motorcyle riders is worth sticking your chest out if you are the Overland Park Police Chief.  

How about you focus on the drug dealers residing in our city, the property blight, the illegally parked vehicles in neighborhoods, cyclist that disrupt traffic and domestic violence instead of harassing motorist.  

Bleeding Nipples

Today I got to hear Dana Wright discuss her bleeding Nipples......

The Wire - Weekend Ketchup

While the rest of the world watches the best athletes in the world, lets see how some of the best killers, pimps, vandals, robbers, kidnappers and rapist are doing. 

1.  What are the odds of that the people vandalising the Roeland Park cars were from S. Joco?  Ya know, trying to get the people in that city to become part of Wyco...
2.  Even redneck sherrifs in the middle of bum f'd Kansas are doing/distributing Meth.  
3.  You know Independence is F'd Up when the senior citizens are robbing banks.
4.  First no sleep and now no living on Brooklyn.
5.  Turns out that the only bombs that Wal Mart was responsible for were those on a baseball field in Seatle this weekend.
6.  WT from Oklahoma responsible for robbing Kansas Banks.
7.  Olathe residents aren't cooperative when it comes to going to jail
8.  Fatman robs OP Bank.  He was wearing black though so that he could look slim for the security cameras.

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Things that Piss Me Off

I will keep this short and sweet for the ignorant impared 

1.  Time Warner Cable - They have worst service BAR NONE of any company in the metro.  


2.  Chic Fil A  Haters - Get over yourselves dumbasses.  90% of you never ate there before you found out that the president of the company didn't believe in gay marriage and 100% of you are bitching just to get attention.  Local media personalities need to stop headline chasing and stop talking about and writing stories about NON STORIES.   You unoriginal Fucks.  

3.  It's Hot - Yeah NO SHIT.  Thanks for telling me and asking me if it is still hot outside.  Have you noticed that the more you bitch about the heat the cooler the temperature gets?  OH right.  That doesn't freaking happen.  

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Almost Daily Link Blast

Taking over the internet one link at a time.  

1.  Finally a Library that gets it.  San Fran public libraries care about your porn watching and are helping you do it in peace and quiet.  Next month, lube and Kleenex in every cubicle at Tax Payer expense.
2.  Getting raped by your 5 wives doesn't sound like to bad of a way to go, at first glance.
3.  Stossel - America and how it loves laws.
4.  Who would of thought that we would ever live in a country that required a Heterosexual Awareness Month.
5.  Psycho Gunman had to pay to get laid.  Nah
6.  Embarrassing side effects from taking prescription drugs.  Yikes.
7.  12 best bacon flavored items available today.
8.  Ice - T speaks the Truth
9.  "Foodie" douche bag levels have hit new heights - Pairing soft drinks with cool ranch doritos.
10.  5 Shrinks worth hating. 
11.  Croc vs. Zebra
12.  A tribute to Payphones. I almost shed a tear.
13.  The Ultimate Bill Murray Tribute

Obama Money!

That guy has his hands into everything.  

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Listening to Radioactive today I learned

Created just for you Kansas City.  Have fun with it

Dana Wright is Clueless

Anyone that was was listening to Radioactive today between 2-3pm was treated to a glimpse into the mind of a liberal that speaks without thinking.

Dana said that unarmed soldiers in the Colorado Theater had a better chance of taking out the shooter with an AR15 than someone that had a conceal carry permit.  ARE YOU KIDDING ME

That would be a suicide mission.  Weapons are the great equalizer in battle and this ass clown would of mowed them down and kept shooting.   

The lack of credibility on that show is amazing. 

Obama Two Face

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Three Hero's

These three guys died for their girlfriends.  Inredible story

The Wire - Weekend Ketchup

At least 10 people shot over the weekend.  Hat's off to the fine citizens of the metro for a job well done. 

1.  Only a dumb ass robs a house in broad daylight and thinks that they will live to tell about it.  This 58 year old now dead man should of known better.
2.  Holy crap!  There are actually stores inside of Metcalf South.  Cat Shelter Robbed in OP.
3.  Getting carjacked sucks.  Getting shot and then carjacked sucks even worst.  20th and Broadway
4.  Nothing good happens after midnight in KCMO, NOTHING.  Town topic 6 SHOT.
5.  East Side WT keeps kid locked up in crap room.
6.  This old guy has the worst mug shot ever.
7.  It is rare to find a resident of the East Side that has lived past the age of 50.  This is why.

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ABC news exploits Tragedy in Colorado

Brian Ross once again shows his true liberal colors only this time he didn't even wait for the shell casings to cool off

Dear WT of JOCO

I know it is hot out but do you think you could be a little less trashy than you have been this week?  The amount of trash that I have seen on the highway and in the yards of some of you closeted WT jocoians is terrible.  Do you not have any pride in yourselves damn it?  There was a time when the JO on your license plate meant something.  It meant that we were better than the rest of the metro, we know how to bathe,  our houses don't have cardboard windows and our kids read at a 3rd grade level at 1st grade (not graduation kcmo).  

This morning on my way to work I saw for the 3rd day in a row a mattress on the shoulder of 435.  I saw a house on the corner of a neighborhood with more crap in their driveway and side yard than most people have inside.  That same house had a truck parked and RUNNING in the side yard. It is sickening.  Another thing, garage sales are suppose to last for a day or two NOT A FREAKING MONTH YOU DIRTY BASTARDS.

If you are incapable of living up to our standards then take your asses back to Wyco and KCMO.  

P.S.  It is not ok to put an above ground pool in your front yard. 

How Hip Hop has let us down

I think I have finally figured out why there are more people dying at a higher rate than ever in most cities in America. The answer was so simple that I am embarrassed that it took so long for me to piece together. Bare with me here for a minute because the answer might not be new but the reasoning behind it is. 

RAP MUSIC... SURPRISE. Ok, you aren't surprised, keep reading.

Those of us that grew up in the 80's and 90's witnessed the explosion of hip hop music and its impact on society. We all heard stories about drug dealing, being a gangster, drive by shootings, pimping, car jacking and day to day living on the coasts. To people in LA and NYC these stories weren't glamorous tales of the lifestyle, no they were tales about how F'd up life was where they lived and the problems that they faced.

Some might say that they were putting together both the play book and survival guide for the rest of the nation to follow.  Kids today don't hear "How to Survive in South Central", "The Code of the streets", "Triggers got no heart", "Loves going to getcha", "Gangsta, Gangsta" and of course "Colors".  As a result the murder rate is skyrocketing across the nation including cities that you never woulda thought would hit such high numbers.  

Without the proper training on drive by shooting, drug dealing and gang banging can we expect anything else?  The education that today's MC's are providing is laughable.  They talk about having money, cars and women but not how to get there from the hood and live to tell about it.  

They were filling in where school districts like the KCMOSD was failing.  

The school districts have let the communities and kids down in these areas.  They were screwed from the day they enrolled in Kindergarten to the day they dropped out in 10th grade.  Luckily they had Votech teachers like Ice Cube, Spice 1, Scarface, KRS One, CMW etc.. to show them how to make a living in their environment.  Ice Cube told them to get a 9 and they would be fine so they did. Scarface taught them how to slang rock on the corner and Ice-T taught them how to pimp hoes. I think we all know not to get high off of our own supply don't we?  Do you think kids today do?  Hell no.

Todays kids don't have the playbook and are simply making up street rules as they go.  The only thing that they understand is that snitchin is bad.  They see someone with a little money and kill them and take a little cash and territory from them.  Teach a kid to slang and he can slang forever, teach a kid to shoot and well, he is living week to week.  

MC's like Lil Wayne, Drake, Kanye West etc.. are letting us down and not providing the service that they should. 

 

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Weekend Ketchup

Stories you might of missed if you were busy paying to the death and destruction going on in our country.  

1.  Moses kills 2 while covered in red sea

2.  Finally something I agree on with these sick terrorist bastards.  Iranians believe that Coffee shops attract losers. 

3.  The only thing weaker than the French army are French debt collectors.  These idiots are still trying to collect on a dept owed to them for over 500 years.

4.  Getting mugged in Brooklyn at the age of 3 is a badge of honor.  

5.  People in the land of Obama hate old people

6.  Who hasn't thought about throwing thumbtacks on the street during the Tour de France.

7.  Do you think that Monica knows how big of a hit she is in Egypt?

8.  They are still terrible drivers

9.  Treat em like a prostitute 

10.  Weiners wife hopes that he rises again. 

KCTV5 = MSNBC?

Take a look a the "headlines" section of their webpage.   Do you see the story "Conservatives make it rough for business"?  Or how about the 
"Many voters may be dettered by Tough voter id laws" 

It appears that the liberal staff over at KCTV5 are trying to pass off 
liberal editorials as actual NEWS.

Any conservative worth a damn will stop watching that channels news for their propaganda 

The Wire - All Star Edition

I have stopped doing this section of the blog for awhile now because of the depressing nature of the city's violence but I have to post now.  Have you thought about what the national media is seeing about our city while here covering the All Star Game?  Look at these headlines and ask yourself if you would want to live/vacation here.

1.  Customer Service is lacking if you get murdered in KCMO.
2.  Retirement age for KC metro criminals has moved to 75.
3.  18 month old baby  is basically killed by her psycho mom
4.  The term "rolling gun battle" is always good for the tourist indusry
5.  KCMO drive by shooters don't miss when aiming at minors.  16 year old dead.

Be Proud and remember that this is our time.

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Almost Daily Link Blast

1.  10 things you will never see on Pinterest
2.  The 6 Hottest Hollywood Milfs ever?
3.  9 things that will shock the hell out of kids of the 90's
4.  7 Masters of the Universe powers worth having
5.  7 Best cities to live in if you are homeless
6.  How to get all of your Fridays off from work.  For those of you that aren't societal leaches.
7.  8 Movies that make you want to be a teenager again.
8.  Miley Cyrus goes to the pool and flash bulbs go off.
9.  10 Steps to avoid getting Laid.
10.  British People will now have their faces googled before they board planes.

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In honor of my Golden Retriever today

Independence Day my ass

Reminder:  Today we are celebrating our Independence from England, not our personal independence which no longer exists in this country.  From the time we wake up to the time we go back to sleep every aspect of our lives is controlled by a branch of the government.  Whether its the food that you eat for breakfast, the type of gas you fill your car up with in the morning, the speed in which you drive to work, your over regulated business, the length of your lunch, what can be said on the radio you listen to etc.  the government owns your ass.  

In any given day you can be fined, taxed or restricted by city, county, state and federal governments.  They do this for "your own good" and because Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Borat and John Roberts all love you so much.  

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KC Media Reruns

The KC media has never been anything to brag about but lately it just seems like they have gotten even lazier and more stagnant that usual.  If you tune into the local radio show and columns all that you hear or read are stories that the local blogs have covered months ago being spun into "late breaking" stories.  Either these folks suck at show prep or they are completely out of touch with what is really going on in this town.  I will let you decide.