People of Overland Park Drive

Today the chief of police in Overland Park is bragging about the city's rankings in the safest to drive in list.   What he isn't telling you is that the city was ranked the lowest in the metro.

That's right, Olathe, Kck and Kcmo all finished above Overland Park (according to Allstate).  But is there an explanation to justify those numbers and make Overland Park once again superior to these 3 blighted areas of hell?  Of course there is!

When your city has high unemployment and empty businesses nobody drives!  Seriously, have you ever heard of traffic delays going into KCK during rush hour? Have you ever heard about the traffic jams caused by kids going back to school? And I won't even comment on Olathe.

So you see Overland Park it is simple

• We take our kids to school because they actually go to school
• We commute to work
• We have crappy drivers that invade our city to serve us fast food
• Our retail areas aren't blighted 
• When our family members get old they don't end up in government nursing homes

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Almost Daily Link Blast

Links that have nothing to do with politics that I will skew into right leaning headlines. 

1.  40 gadgets that left wing burnouts will never be able to afford.

2.  10 awesome dorm rooms to come back to after socialist try to brain wash you in class.

3.  10 proven ways to get motivated on Mondays - Liberals can skip this since most of you don't have jobs.

4.  Your liberal douche bags at the FDA are more dangerous than you think when it comes to these 9 food rules. 

5.  Where do liberals go on the web?  one of these TOP 10 MOST DISTURBING online communities. 

6. Liberal pansies are too sensitive to look at The Breaking Bad Art Project.

7.  15 abandoned skate parks that were closed down due to lawsuits from the left

Tragedy hits Stanley - Stillwell

This past Sunday the Stanley area was struck hard by the drowning of 6 year old Grace Shaw while at the Lake of the Ozarks with her family. 

 Our thoughts are with the Shaw family as they deal with their loss.  

Blame It On Bush / The Voters - OFFICIAL VIDEO HD

Mental Media Midgets

Be prepared for a bunch of liberal morons in the media to spend the next 3 days bitching about the birth certificate joke that Romney made today.  These mental midgets will grasp at anything to save their leaders rule and run down a patriot like Romney.  

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Todd Akin Lied about the Force

Gang Free Kansas???

So the state of Kansas FINALLY admits that there is a gang problem and their big answer is...................A BROCHURE. The best part of all this is that the brochure is for PARENTS.  

Do the mindless bureaucrats in Topeka honestly believe that the parents of gang members are going to read a brochure, care about their kids, not in a gang themselves and are around the kid?  If this is the best that the state can do then we are all screwed.

I would rather save the tax dollars spent on printing up this propaganda, its development and marketing and instead spend it on additional officers in the streets.  This lame attempt is nothing more than symbolic so that they can say that they tried to help.

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Akin needs to stop watching commercials

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Akin's Magic

Note to Missouri Republicans - Todd Akin Blows

Over the weekend Todd Akins embarrassed republicans and conservatives by making what could be the worst gaff in the history of Missouri politics and he is still embarrassing us.  Why is this piece of crap still running?  Is he that clueless? And anyone that defends this ass clown can join him

When I posted last night I thought for sure he would be out of it by now and prevent himself from getting raped(legitimately)at the ballot box in November.  But it appears it needs a little nudge.

(636) 207-7986

Call Todd Akins campaign office and tell him to get out of the race NOW
Message him on Twitter and tell him to get out of the race NOW
Email his ass and tell him to get out of the race NOW.

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Dumb Ass of 2012 - Todd Akin

You dumb ass!  Claire was done, finished and obsolete BUT you had to open your ignorant mouth and start talking about abortion.  Women getting raped can't get pregnant?????????  How freaking far to the right do you have to be to believe that?  IDIOT

Once again social conservatives have cost us a freaking election 

African American Breast Feeding Update

As many of you know I stumbled upon this little gem a couple weeks ago on a government website.  As it states, it offers a Guide to Breast Feeding for African American Women".  At first I thought it was a joke.  I mean why in the hell do African American women need a special guide to breastfeed and why are they the only ethnicity in need of special instructions?

I had to order several of these just to see what all was involved. My 10 copies just arrived and I am so glad that my tax dollars paid for an unlimited amount of brochures, free postage and of course a totally racist thick guide for women that the gov think have magical breasts or something.

Order yours today!!

Headline of the Day - Food Stamp Edition

"Va. farmers' markets to get food stamp machines"

Joco Sluts Celebrate

Planned Parent hood charges dropped is good news for the sluts of Joco (mostly North Joco right?) and men that hate condoms.  Enjoy the night sluts because today is your day 

And guys remember that the best place to pick up loose women is in front of an abortion clinic. - Dogma

Liberals Hate you and you and you

That's right, the liberal sitting next to you hates you!  He/She is sitting next to you bitching about 

what you eat for lunch, 

the car that you own, 

where you live, 

the clothes you wear, 

your marital status, 

where your kids go to school, 

what religion you practice, 

when your ancestors arrived to America, 

what gender you are, 

that your wife stays at home with the kids, 

that you decided to have kids, 

where you buy your groceries, 

what you have hanging up in your cubical, 

the mascot of the college you went to,

how much money you make,

what charity you donate to,

what music you listen to,

if you are a gun owner or not,

the type of food you eat,

the color of your skin,

your sexual preference,

the holidays you celebrate .......

Almost Daily Link Blast

We suck slightly less than local drive time talk radio.

1.  Top 10 memes of the Olympics

2.  30 Things that Fast Times at Ridgemont High Taught us.  Could you imagine school being anything like that nowadays? Thanks Libs.

3.  9 Guys chicks date before they settle down.  Yikes! (captions are to the left)

4.  5 crazy Simpsons Conspiracy Theories 

5.  People ask what Michael Phelps is going to do after swimming.  Here is the answer.

6.  8 disgusting and psychotic diets that people actually follow.

7.  10 Most over used buzz words in restaurants. 

8.  Top 7 Hangover Foods.  Wimps.

9.  You might be a perv if your dick has been stuck in one of these 6 places.  WTF

10.  McKayla Maroney is everywhere

11.  10 Things guys wish they knew about women when they were 18. 

Slaughterhouse - My Life (Explicit) ft. Cee Lo Green

Worst Race Card Played Ever

The hate is flowing deep from the left.

Rosehill Elementary Victim of Neighborhood Sucktitude

Having grown up in that area and later lived in the Rosehill area I can tell you that this comes as no surprise.  The once family friendly and middle class neighborhoods that use to surround the school are gone and have been replaced with Section 8 housing and low rent hotels.  Some of the kids that show up for school there look like they haven't showered in days and most are on some sort of government meal program so of course they are carrying viruses.  Who the hell is going to take them to the Doc?  Everyone knows that people on government assistance carry diseases.  duh.   Keep in mind that this is the Richard Grissom Hood

Let's all face the facts here.  The Shawnee Mission School District's greatness is a thing of the past (check out the test scores for West and North) and you can thank local leadership for neglecting Northern Joco and instead expanding West and South. This has allowed for once nice apartment complexes to be turned into section 8 drug zones and single family houses into meth labs.  

That area is just another example of Northern Johnson County going to shit.  Once our kids were old enough to attend elementary school, we moved to Blue Valley without even giving it a second thought.  Who would want their kids hanging around unhealthy kids?  

True Jocoians know when it is time to pick up and head for bluer valleyer pastures.  

Our VP is a Freaking moron

Obama Troops Open fire on Republicans

The first shots in Obama's war have been fired.  The target was the Family Research Council in D.C.

WTF OPPD

842 vehicles stopped with only 7 alcohol related arrests!  Are you freaking kidding me????  What a freaking waste of department resources and personal freedom of 835 people.

842 - Vehicles entered the Check Lane
50 - Drivers tested for DUI
2 - Drivers arrested for DUI
3 - Transporting Open Container (Alcohol)
2 - Minor in Possession (Alcohol)
1 - Other traffic violations

In the meantime the North Part of your city is turning into a drug infested crap hole.  

Union Money too much for TKC

Once again union thugs have used threats, intimidation and an endless supply of money to silence a critic.  That's right folks Louie Wright threw up a lot of money just to take down a post written by TKC that he wrote that featured a video that he didn't shoot!  

What an insecure douche bag.  I thought Union guys were suppose to be tough....... guess not

Picture of the Day - Liberals Lie, duh

The Paul Ryan Defense Infographic

Nice Infographic to explain the libs next 4 months of attacks on Paul Ryan.  

Flashback - Media Idiots in KC

Back in 2008 I wrote a post titled "Top 10 Media Idiots in KC" which blasted the so called media elite in this town.  These so called elite were suppose to be the best of what KC had to offer, or at least that is what they thought.  If you take a look at the top 10 from 4 years ago there is only 1 that has continued to be an actual viable KC personality and that is Kevin Kietzman.

The others are either gone or have been reduced to career rubble.
1.  Hearnes Christopher - Obsolete
2.  Jeffery Flannagan - Obsolete
3. Ash-har Quraish - Ran out of town
4.  Katie Horner - Obsolete
5.  Neal & Marty - Obsolete
6.  Steve Rose  - Lost everything
7.  Entercom Radio - Continues to be a revolving door of cluster fucks

• Lost Chris Merrill to a bigger market due to 980's love of Scott Parks
• Put Nick Wright in drive time against Kietzman 
• Gave Chris and Cowboy a better time slot
• Moved Darla to a crappy time slot
• Ran off Mike Shannin 
• Turned the 2-6pm slot into Air America - We have all seen how well that works in this market right?  Dana Wright will be on this list in a year
• Put in a guy that nobody has heard of or thinks is funny to replace Merrill.  Half of this town still couldn't tell you the name of that guy including me.

8.  Mike Hedricks - Become Mr. Irrelevant
9.  Devon Lucie - Was put on the list as a joke because of his last name but he is even gone.

What this information shows us is that there are only a handful of local media types than you can count on in this city and can actually be called residents of this area.  The rest are carpet baggers collecting a check in this city.

Time always catches up with the hacks in this town and the next group are on the clock.

Microphone Murderer

Roeland Park did what and why?

"Mayor Adrienne Foster said she was against the tax increase as well, but pointed to ongoing renovations on the City Hall and employee raises as the reason for it."

They are basically saying that they are raising taxes by 11% so that they can make more money and work in a nicer place.  Good job Roeland Park, Good Job.  

To make matters worst, the vote wasn't even close 6-2! 

Yael be trippin yo!

I had an email sent to me this morning with a link to a KC Star article written by Yael Alphabetsoup regarding the demise of JOCO and the greatness of kcmo and after reading it I couldn't stop laughing.  This guy seriously thinks that increased taxes and growth of government are  signs that the tides have turned in the metro?  WOW!

What he doesn't take into consideration is that unlike kcmo we don't have to do a complete face lift on our entire area, fight county corruption, deal with failing schools, record setting murder  rates, bridges-roads-sewers that are among the worst in the nation and yes our snow even gets removed from our streets.

Face it, KCMO would have to spend billions upon billions of dollars to even come close to the quality of life, government services, parks, property values and schools that we have in Joco.  

Instead of comparing tax increases and big government to greatness how about you tackle the real issues that your city is facing.

• Why are there people getting murdered and shot on a nightly basis within your city limits?
• Why are more kids dropping out of school than graduating in your school district?
• Why are those that graduate stuck with a diploma from an unaccredited school district?
• Why are the majority of the city parks in ruins and unsafe for families?
• Why is your city one of the most segregated in the Midwest (if not the nation)?
• Why is Google suddenly interested in expanding into JOCO so quickly?  

Yael, to put this in simple terms, your city is finally purchasing a color television while joco all ready has LED's.  You are putting a spoiler on a civic.  You are putting generic cereal into name brand boxes.  You are framing your 5th place ribbon.

You are saying that it's "OUR TIME" for kcmo and well we know how that turned out before.  

Things you wont hear in JOCO

"I had a great time at the UniverSoul Circus".  Just sayin....

Almost Daily Link Blast

Face it, without my guidance through the Internet you would be lost.

1.  Just when you thought you had all the weird fetishes figured out along comes "Bluetoothing"
2.  Brazil has all ready started painting its turds so that they can be ready for the next Olympics
3.  What are women now saying is the key to a happy marriage?  Umm yeah.
4.  Let Google show you the International Arms Trade.
5.  12 most dangerous coastlines
6.  Never before has a woman gotten this much mileage out of being a slut whore.
7. High school kids across the country are looking into their buddies eyes and saying " IKNEW IT".  Eye Test proves you are gay.
8.  9 ways to follow NASA's Curiousity mission on Mars. 
9.  Merle Haggard is the last true outlaw of country.
10.  10 Facts that you didn't know about American Muscle Cars.

KC Bridges among worst in Nation

Sewers suck, sidewalks suck, water pipes suck, streets suck, schools suck, east side sucks, museum sucks and now you can add bridges AWESOME job folks.

As long as all of the entertainment area built for JOCO residents are fine who cares. 

Picture of the day - Got Midget?

Because midgets the verticaly challenged are awesome 

Remember This? Carney Flubs on trasncripts

Adam M. Smith - Giant Douche bag (and he isn't gay)

And he gets canned lol

Olathe isn't very kid friendly

I think that we can finally move Olathe into the #5 spot of crap holes in the metro area.  Yes Joco, our slum dog millionaires to the southwest have finally passed Raytown, Gladstone and Roeland Park on the crap list (Top 3 are KMCO, KCK, Independence, Grandview).  Hope is gone for you and you have now gone from being our county seat to the stinky ass crack that once sat on the seat.

Here are you recent examples of trashiness.  Take a bow.

1.  Olathe woman rapes 14 year old kid.
2.  Olathe woman sodomised 3 YEAR OLD. Yes this is a different woman
3.  Parents let 3 year old kid fall 3 stories from a window.
4.  Felons close down neighborhood when served with warrant.

Almost Daily Link Blast

Because my links are better than yours!

1.  How to pick up old ass chicks at 77 South in Leawood (cus thats all that go there).

2.  Great reasons to add Beach Volleyball to your Olympic Viewing schedule

3.  SHOCKING!  Kansas City isn't one of the 4 smartest cities in the world.

4.  Ever wonder why your Fridge has a light and your Freezer doesnt?

5.  Hotmail is now OUTLOOK.COM, just sayin
6.  Mugshot of the day courtesy of Bath Salts and WT
7.  12 year old gets reminded that she still lives in STL.
8.  Best Porn Names of the Olympics #2 is awesome
9.  12 Awesome Real estate signs. 
10.  The home of Obama is the deadliest city in the freaking world.  

Breastfeeding for African American Women? Gov Tax Dollars FLUSHED

Can someone please tell me why the government believes that breastfeeding for African American women is so much different than breastfeeding for white, tan, green or purple Americans?  


WTF is this shit.

Batman isn't in the 99%

This infographic clearly shows that for someone to become a super hero that they first must become wealthy.  


Another defeat for the Occupy movement

Headline of the day - WT KY KS Walmart

"Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex

Cops: Pair swiped K-Y Jelly, got busy in front of fellow shoppers"

She looks exactly like the type of chick that would do that.