Akin Herpes

Todd Akin uses Jamie Foxx joke to raise money | Midwest Democracy 

This guy is like herpes he just never goes away.  Will someone please tell Todd Akin that he is no longer welcome in politics and is an embarrassment.

Reasons Christmas Sucks in 2012

Remember when Christmas was enjoyable?  Well, it seems that those days are long gone thanks to the liberals, religious right, media and the retailers.  These aholes have taken what was the best holiday of the year and turned it into a nightmare.  

• Liberals hate Christmas because it is too religious and hate Christ.
• Religious Right Wingers hate Christmas because it isn't religious enough and hate Santa.
• Retailers and Media have taken something fun and turned it into a Circus.

Even with all that Christmas is still my favorite time of the year despite the following antics by ass clowns, douche bags, atheist, holy rollers and just your everyday moron

1. Seeing 8 checkout lanes void from a cashier while you wait in a line 10 deep. What makes this even better is when you see 5 or 6 employees of the store standing around customer service chatting. You have two things to do. Scan items, collect money. that is all there is to it and you CAN'T EVEN DO THAT!

2. The jackass that follows you to your car in order to take your spot when you leave. This happened to me last week and I simply started my car, turned it back off and walked back into the store. The look on the guys face was priceless.

3. Special Buys. What a scam this is. In the fine print of the ad you will see the words limited quantity or only 7 per store. They do this to lure you into their store and switch you onto a more expensive product.

4. Blue Christmas lights. Why even bother? These are the ugliest lights on the planet (icicles from the gutters are a close 2nd). I have never met anyone that likes seeing those hideous things.

5. Drooping Christmas lights. If you are going to go to the effort of hanging them up make them straight. Nothing says WT more than drooping lights.

6. $10 gift cards. Really, what the hell are you suppose to purchase for $10, batteries. There is nothing wrong with a gift that costs $10 it shows that you put some thought and effort into it, This says that I didn't want to spend anytime shopping for you at all.

7. Holiday office parties - Nothing says Christmas like getting together with people that you see 50 hours a week, every week for a Dinner. Really, do we need to see these people after hours as well just because it is Christmas? Nobody I have asked this year likes these things yet they occur every damn year.

8. Traffic - This really needs no explanation.

9. People wishing me a happy holiday. Just say MERRY CHRISTMAS! Why the hell do we have to use code to speak of a holiday? Do I really need to have a Navajo Indian with me in order to speak at Christmas Time.

10. Holiday Tree vs. Christmas Tree - Who do these PC liberal douches think they are kidding with this crap.

11. Stores that advertise the Mail in Rebate price as opposed to the actual price. Anyone that has ever gone through the mail in rebate process understands that it is a hoax. Why do you have to wait 6 months to get $40? Microcenter is notorious for this.

12. Live Nativity Scenes. Does acting out a scene of the bible make you more religious than the next guy? If I wanted to see homeless people I would cross the state line.

13. Lazy Bell Ringers - I know that your job sucks but you could at least put some effort into it. You are competing for my change with the next charity, act like you want my quarter.

14. Crappy Holiday shows - Network execs think that we will watch anything that has Christmas in it. They will take C level sitcom stars from the 80's and put them on a set with snow, presents, a Christmas tree and some struggle and expect us to watch it. Christmas shows that were on TV USE TO BE GOOD. WTF HAPPENED.  When there is a Gangland Special on the elves of the North Pole we have gone to far

15. Atheist - Don't ruin our holiday just because you are going to hell. Also, don't protest our holiday and except a gift from us you damn heathens.

16. Pop Star Christmas music - Chris Brown kicking the crap out of elves to sleigh bells doesn't do much for me.

17. Christmas Clothing - This is some of the ugliest crap I have ever seen.

18. People that attend the Plaza Lighting ceremony - I guess I am missing it here, do the lights look different on Thanksgiving than they do on December 14th?

19. People that say that Christmas lights are bad for the environment.

20. Drawing names for gifts - This is a scam to ensure that unpopular and mean people get gifts at the office etc....

21. Stories on the homeless - Christmas seems to remind the media that they need to run specials on the homeless. It seems that the only day of the year they really need us is December 25th.

22. The exploitation of Snowmen and Reindeer on TV. Do we really need 5 frosty sequels and 3 Rudolph sequels?

23.  Branded Shopping Days - Black Friday, Green Tuesday, Cyber Monday, Small Business Saturday.  Kiss my ass retailers.

24.  Facebook Msgs that ask you to like if you believe in God.  I believe in Santa, go F yourself.

25.  Family freeloaders - These douche bags start showing up to family functions around the end of October JUST to ensure that they don't get left out of the gifts.  These people are the worst of the worst.

26.  "its the thought that counts"  Yeah right..

27.  People that think "Santa" ruined Christmas - Get over yourselves. Like THAT is the only thing made up on December 25th.  Last time I checked that wasn't exactly the day that Jesus was born either.

28.  Gifts made in your name to charities or naming a star for you etc..

29.  Christmas Layoffs - What kind of asshole fires someone the week after Christmas?  Your employees just spent a fortune on Christmas thinking that they would have a job next year and now, not so much.  If you cowards had any balls you would do it before the holidays.  But no, that might make your holiday season less enjoyable..

Merry Christmas,
SOB

Overland Park Police Chief wastes money

Results of Thanksgiving Enforcement Campaign 

If you look at those stats you can clearly see that the police department is being used as a revenue generator instead of a public safety organization.  How else could you justify those stats?  Out of almost 400 stops only 11 of them were worth a damn.  The Royals don't even strike out that much.

Is there no better way to allocate our resources?

Sell Out

Bill Clinton asks supporters to help reduce Hillary Clinton’s 2008 campaign debt - POLITICO.com 

And here is the reason that the Clintons sold their souls to the Obama Devil

Chris Christie's star is shining bright. How long can it last? - CSMonitor.com 

Where the hell are these idiots getting their information?  This guy has NO fans outside of Jersey and the Democrats.  Christie will never get the presidential nomination or VP consideration.  Christie has shown that he is all about himself and well, we have a president in office right now that has that same personality disorder.

Freedom for Sluts!

Plan B pill prescribed for teenagers - KLTV.com-Tyler, Texas

American Girls get more freedom to become the sluts that they want to be.  Crappy parents everywhere can take a big sigh of relief because a pill is here to solve another one of their parenting failures.  Just like ADD etc...

In unrelated news....

Infected and unaware: HIV hitting America's youth | Reuters

Why worry about protection when all you need to do is take a pill

Get Lost Rove

Karl Rove to speak at Kansas ranchers convention - KansasCity.com 

More Bullshit will come out of Roves mouth than there is in all these ranchers pastures combined.  

It's time for Karl to move along and ruin another party.

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The Wire - Turkey Slows down murder

KC Killers take the Holiday weekend off to spend with family. Only 1 murder?  Could the city of turned the corner OR did Turkey make people sluggish in their killings?

1.  Note to all WT.  When robbing a "hotel", wear a mask and don't look directly into the freaking camera.
2.  Is it news when only one person is found murdered in the East Side or does it take multiple victims to get more coverage than this?
3.  Sex slave case in Missouri turns into BDSM "How to".
4.  Why would this guy press charges on his friend?  Sooooo he stabbed him, what's the big deal?
5.  Nothing sucks more than getting shot during a gun safety class.

Almost Daily Link Blast

I do this because your bloated post turkey fingers can't.

1.  25 things that straight guys think might make them gay.

2.  10 Things that Ireland does better than the United States
3.  How to Crack a WiFi Password
4.  10 everyday things banned in Saudi land.
5.  The Pretty Girl Paradox
6.  What the hell were these old timers thinking when they created these ads.
7.  10 best sports deals in history
8.   6 awesome Home Shopping accidents 
9.  Chicks that don't like porn have low self esteem.
10.  Facts about Larry Hagman 
11.  Pigs that dive are better to eat...

Be thankful Southern Johnson County

This month has been full of people on Facebook posting about how thankful they are for all the obvious crap.  Like we didn't know that you were thankful for your family etc..  Come on, nobody wants to read that crap.  

The good people of Southern Johnson County have a lot of reasons to be thankful for as a group.  Here are 17 to get you started.

1.  We aren't subsidizing 2 laughing stock pro sports teams.
2.  Our Eastside is Leawood.  Yeah I know the people in Leawood are douche bag wannabe frat guys and sorority girls BUT they don't shoot at us from the golf carts.
3.  Mobile homes are used by construction crews instead of primary housing for residents.
4.  Heritage Park > Swope Park
5.  Pools > Bacteria filled fountains
6.  It would take us over a decade to equal the number of murders that KCMO has in one year.
7.  Fairway, Merriam, Mission, Roeland Park serve as a great DMZ.
8.  "I'm Kyle James Bitch!" has never been said in our area by Kyle James.
9.  Overland Park Mayor never has to duck behind bushes at Town Center Plaza due to gunshots.
10.  We know that Toy Trains belong under the Christmas Tree not our streets.
11.  Not a single street named Cleaver (let alone 2).
12.  We don't take gondola rides on a creek filled with our feces.
13.  All of our Hipsters now live in KCMO and nowhere near us.
14.  Our hookers work out of hotels and not alleys
15.  The jackass's of Prairie Village  don't have quick highway access to our part of town.
16.  Working for food is what we do and not a sign that we hold.
17.  5.9% is our unemployment rate not our graduation rate

Media Idiot of the Day

JACK'S SMACK: It's not Romeo, it's not Pioli -- the constant for the Chiefs mess is Clark Hunt 

Thanks for that brilliant insight Jack.  Nobody ever would of thought of that 

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The Wire - Gobble Gobble

For those of you new to this blog "The Wire" is our compilation of metro crime stories and some commentary regarding the criminals, the location of the crime and the stupidity of their activities.   Over the past 5 years we have been the most accurate of any media resource in predicting the number of homicides that will be committed in the calendar year so yes we know what the hell we are talking about.

1.  Dead Pool on Shaggy Park Lane.. Sounds like a Scooby Doo episode doesn't it?
2.  American Inn guests who don't hear gunshots are missing out on the whole Blue Ridge experience.
3.  So your son grows up to be a wannabee mass murderer and all that you can say is "he was born different"?  Way to rep Missouri.
4.  You know that the are is going to hell when someone in GRAIN VALLEY gets shot.
5.  Quadruple play in KCK.  Pizza Hut shooting.
6.  If you rob a bank with a Pellet Gun then you almost have to be from Sugar Creek.  Silly inbreeds.
7.  One of the best places to get a Tamale in KC was shut down for simply storing a dead deer in the cooler.
8.  Nude video being used as blackmail of Springfield slut.
10.  Girl in KCK nearly gets raped and NOBODY is talking about it.

All Politics and No Play

Now that the election is over we will be returning back to regularly scheduled posting.

Selena Sheds Clothing after Disney

I think it is safe to say that Selena Gomez has shed her innocent Disney image.

PATRICK LEAHY PISSES ON PRIVACY

Senate bill rewrite lets feds read your e-mail without warrants | Politics and Law - CNET News 

Leahy's rewritten bill would allow more than 22 agencies -- including the Securities and Exchange Commission and the Federal Communications Commission -- to access Americans' e-mail, Google Docs files, Facebook wall posts, and Twitter direct messages without a search warrant. It also would give the FBI and Homeland Security more authority, in some circumstances, to gain full access to Internet accounts without notifying either the owner or a judge.

Patrick Leahy poses a major threat to the freedom of the people in this country.  If this jackass gets his way nobody in America will have any privacy.  Who doesn't use email, online docs etc?  This impacts EVERYONE.

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Kutt Calhoun - Strange $

Ohio and Pennsylvania, ENJOY

I hope the people of Ohio and Pennsylvania enjoy their new unemployment numbers. You jackass's are mainly responsible for this ass clowns reelection and nothing brings me more satisfaction than watching you get what you deserve.

Revenge? HAHAHAHAHAHA

A week after the election and all ready the crap is hitting the economic fan and the ones that are getting hurt the most are OBAMA SUPPORTERS.  We tried to tell you but you didn't listen and now your hours are getting cut, you are getting canned, benefits cut etc.. Just wait until your new vacation and sick time policies get released or how performance reviews are done.  I have spoken with over 50 business leaders in the midwest in the past week and NOBODY is planning on real employee expansion or increasing their perks to lure in employees.  

Your pain and agony is just beginning. Enjoy your Revenge douche bags.

1.  Denny's employees are always Republicans....

2.  1700 tech jobs slashed

3.  Election bought and paid for with Food Stamps.  

4.  Best and Brightest?  Hostess workers go on strike for job improvement will soon be unemployed.  Idiots.

5.  People overseeing the demise of the US education system donated to Obama.

6.  50 MILLION people now live in Poverty(but get free iphones etc.. from daddy Obama)

7.  P&G plans massive job cuts

8.  Papa Johns slashes and burns to remain profitable. Expect more fast food type places to do the same.

Travis Barker & Yelawolf - Whistle Dixie

International House of Filth

Woman was murdered to cover sexual assaults, authorities allege - KansasCity.com 

How many sex crimes have been committed in the metro area under the watchful eye of religious organizations?  These wonderful followers of god weren't happy with just sexually assaulting this woman, noooooo, they went ahead and murdered her as well.  What is it that is being taught at this Grandview cult and what is going on that we don't yet know about?  

Has anyone met a "normal" member of the International House of Prayer?

100 to 1 odds say that they had a Jesus fish on the car that they drove to murder her.

• IHOP IS DANGEROUS MEMBER VIDEO
• IHOP on women and sex.... WOW
• WOW

Cookie Monster Junkie

WTF is Going on?

I can't remember a time in my life that I have ever seen more of a cluster fuck in our government.  Cover up, conspiracy, murder, adultery, fraud......  We almost need a special APP to keep up with all this crap.  

I have no comment on any of this until it all settles down a bit.  

Kendrick Lamar - Swimming Pools

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Almost Daily Link Blast

17 links to take your mind off of this crappy week.  

1.  15 Water Worlds to live on.
2.  An open letter to people that are too Freaking stupid to piss right.
3.  Male Gym Teacher had sex with 15 year old female student HUNDREDS OF TIMES.  WTF
4.  Infomercial characters that suck at living.

5.  The 9 scariest attractions on the planet - "Zombie Mall"?
6.  Top 10 exposed Intelligence Operations.
7.  Jihadist Webmaster tactics (very similar to the DNC site)
8.  Black Ops 2 Prestige Emblems are out.
9.  People actually think that Youtube is making us smarter.
10.  Obama's policies are so bad that even the Big Mac is struggling.
11.  Singapore is the new Las Vegas
12.  "make science your servant" Awesome ad from 1946
13.  5 US cities that were destroyed and rebuilt
14.  Abandoned Suitcases Reveal Private Lives of Insane Asylum Patients
15.  20 pictures to remind you just how much the 90's sucked.
16.  50 things every sports fan should know how to do besides dealing with crappy Kansas city teams.
17.  Top 25 Urban Legends still being told.

Ignorant F**Ks

Obama re-election protest escalates at Univ. of Mississippi; racial slurs, 2 arrests reported - The Washington Post 

Words can't describe how pissed off I am about this.  This is the last thing that we needed to see after the election.  Thanks a lot Mississippi douche bags.

The Day After

Last night after a lot of thought I decided to scrap the idea for an @radiodana fan page. It would me unfair of me to mock those of you that are actually working on the real thing.  Plus, there just aren't enough pictures and info about her out on the internet to start one.  

So I have had a ton of emails, tweets, IM's etc.. asking me for my thoughts on last nights embarrassment to the Republican Party so here we go.

• I told you idiots from the beginning that we had a terrible group of candidates to pick from this primary season and I was right.
• It will be nice to have people with chemistry degrees making my drinks at Tanners.
• Do you think that the religious right still believes in the power of prayer today?  You prayed for 4 years and look at the results.  
• How much longer do you think that the Republican party will continue to put these moderates out there that are afraid to fight for the job?  
• Todd Akin is the biggest jackass on the planet.  I hope he feels like total crap today and understands that his political future is DONE.  The only job he is capable of is making signs for planned parenthood protests.  You legitimately raped the people of Missouri from getting rid of McCaskill.
• The Idiot in Indiana is just as big of a douche bag as Akin.  Wonder how many votes that these two idiots took from Romney.
• Obama supporters in the metro have nothing to cheer about.  Your efforts did nothing to get the president elected.  You continue to live in Red States, remember that.
• Missouri candidates for State office were embarrassing.  The party heads in Missouri should all be shit canned today.  
• Extremist views on immigration will continue to destroy the Republican Party.  There needs to be a compromise between kicking them out and the dream act.  
• I hate the Browns, Bengals, Reds, Indians, Pacers, Dolphins, Jaguars, Buckaneers, Marlins etc...I hope that your teams continue to suck for the rest of your lives.  Oh yeah your famous Cincinnati chili tastes like something that came out of a babies diaper.
• When you think about how many idiots you run into everyday while driving, eating out etc.. 59,971,178 morons isn't all that surprising. 
• Republican strategist that thought this would be a landslide need to be added to that 59,971,178
• Obama will be impeached within a year due to Libya
• I feel like some chick named Sandy put on a strap on and bent me over the voter booth.
• The only way that the Republican party will survive is if it becomes more libertarian and less big religion. 

Enjoy the Next 4 years

"unofficial" Dana Wright Fan page ?

If Obama wins this election 

I will be shutting down and reopening 

as a 

Dana Wright fan page.  

Rioting Guide for Election Day

Remember the Fundamentals

1.  Wear a mask when looting - Don't be the dumb ass on the news carrying a TV out of a Best Buy without a mask.

2.   If you loot Dollar General, Dollar Tree or Dollar Store then you are too stupid to live.

3.  Looting fast food joints is never a good idea.  The street value of a Big Mac isn't all that high.

4.  If you are driving a semi truck DONT STOP AT RED LIGHTS.  You might get Reginald Denny'd 

5.  Wear hats and gloves.  It is cold and flu season and you don't want to be the one guy out of 1000 that  leaves a finger print.

6.  Avoid wearing gang colors - You are there to loot riot and you don't need to the distraction of Crip Dancing.

7.  Move your crap out tonight.  Chances are good that you will be torching your own neighborhood. 

8.  Don't post pictures of you burning crap down or looting on Facebook or Instagram.  This should be a no brainer but....

9.  Do not check in on Foursquare at a place you are about to loot.  There isn't a special badge for that (I think).

10.  Rob a bum of his shopping cart so you can carry more shit.

11.  If caught, tell them that your dad is the Mayor.

12.  If your dad is the mayor, throw up gang signs and act like a bad ass

13.  Use a task list and stay organized.  You want to make the most of your experience.  

14.  Don't be the guy rioting but didn't vote.  That is just classless.  If you didn't vote then steal a Just Voted Sticker from someone that did.  

15.  If you want to be on TV then act and speak like a complete fool.  The media will find you instantly.

16.  Use a high arc when throwing your rocks.  You don't want to be the guy that looks all over for the perfect rock to throw and throw it right at the riot shields. 

17.  Goggles are great against water cannons.  

18.  Rioting in the burbs isn't cool.  Hipsters love "the city"

19.  Use the bathroom before you leave. It is rude to piss or crap in the streets when rioting.  

20.  The early bird gets the worm. Don't wait for the official results to come in.  If you feel that Obama is going to lose then you need to hit the streets right away.  

Megyn Kelly from Fox News????

KU Goes Muslim Brotherhood

University of Kansas: Muslim Brotherhood-linked Muslim Student Association explains it all for you - Jihad Watch 

"Kincaid said some of the misconceptions of Islam include terrorism, oppression among women, disliking America and the Prophet Muhammad portrayed as a war lord...."

Umm Yeah....

TAKE ACTION TUESDAY

Send these two home where they can ruin their own lives and not ours

4 years of Obama

The Evil Empire

Voting in JOCO

It's amazing how much information the local government puts out before an election (in their favor).
Judges get high ratings | Johnson County Kansas

Do yourself a favor and vote out every sitting judge.  What do we really know about them? Don't let them feel entitled to their positions, make them freaking work for it (like the rest of us).

And before you go to vote READ THIS and know what the hell you are voting for at the local level.  Don't be the dumb ass that has no freaking clue what any of this crap is.  The county is getting bigger and this crap is starting to count.