Ask a White Guy

Today we launch the start of our new "Dear Abby" type of section called "Ask a White Guy".  Here we will answer questions from readers and offer assistance in interpreting current events of the day.

Dear White Guy.
Will I get shot if I run from the cops and then show them I am armed?

Dear Reader,
It may come as a surprise to you but yes if you do run from the cops you might be thought of as being suspicious.  When you produce a hand gun when stopped officers MIGHT consider you to be a threat.  So yes, you will get shot but don't worry you will be considered innocent despite your criminal record and your death will lead to the destruction of your city.

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