KATIE HORNER IS DONE

Don't let the door hit you on the way out you mom jean wearing psychopath.  Property values in the metro just increased 10%.

KATIE HORNER JUST CAN'T RESIST!

Right now she is on the air telling people to duck and cover in Trenton, Mo. Where the hell is Trenton, Missouri you ask? 94 Miles from KCMO and 106 miles from Gods Country. This is a freaking joke. I just flipped through all of the other stations and she is the only one covering this. Isn't there a station in St. Joe or southern Iowa that would be better suited to cover this.

What a freaking drama queen.
Update: Lezak & Busby just jumped on the bandwagon...

Updated update: Chicago can expect rain....

KATIE HORNER IS PREDICTING 6 INCHES

Is her husband out of town?

HOW MANY TIMES CAN THEY GET IT WRONG

This weekend was further proof as to why being a "weather person" in Kansas City is the easiest job in the country. I mean where else can you get away with blowing EVERY forecast. Katie Horner was telling people on Friday to stock up at the grocery store, Lezak said it wouldn't happen until Saturday night. BOTH WERE WRONG.

This caused my Saturday Morning trip to Hen House to be a royal pain in the ass. Not only was the storm not holding up until Saturday Night (nice call Gary) but the grocery store was completely out of carts and the lines were backed up to the back of the store (thanks Katie). I am sick of people calling these two the best in town. NEVER are they right and in Katies case they cause more harm than good with the panic they cause.

Horner may be the worst person to live in this city since Bob Berdella.

UPDATE: BRITISH FORECASTERS BIGGER ALARMIST THAN HORNER?

Yesterday the English Channel was suppose to be wiped out if you listened to the forecasters in England. Guess what, it is still there. This is a page straight out of the Katie Horner PR book. Can you imagine if she was there? She would of been giving life jacket instructions and advising everyone to build an arc.

WEATHER UPDATE

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