QUICK HITS

Top 10 stories that well informed JOCOIANS should be reading today.

1. Pretty soon you will have to pay a tax if you take more than one dump a day in NYC.
2. Is Steve Jobs sick? IPOD owners every where need to keep an eye on this guys health.

3. Bush tries to defend his leap into socialism.
4. Yet another Obama associate is heading into legal problems. This time it couldn't of happened to a more deserving guy.

5. Woman PTA leader caught banging 13 year old boy in the back of her car. IN THE SCHOOL PARKING LOT!

6. Isn't it great that our government is giving the title CZAR to posts in charge of segments of our economy?

7. What kind of sick parents would name their kid ADOLPH HITLER?

8. I still remember watching this made for tv movie when I was kid and it has scared me ever since. I hope that this is really the guy and it brings closure for the family.

9. Arabs to cut oil production in an effort to screw you at the pump.

10. Time says that Obama is the Person of the year. BIG F'n SURPRISE!

HEY GLOOM & DOOM JACKASS'S

Where the hell are you now that oil has dropped? Where are all the idiots that flooded my comment section and inbox telling me that I didn't know what I was talking about when I stated that the price of oil would fall before the end of summer? Enjoy your smart cars jackass's.

QUICK HITS

1. Area car dealer is now offering the "Drive By" package.

2. Could this be the most dangerous job in the Metro? Who the hell is going to knock on rentals in the East Side?

3. 13 year old kid involved in Drive By shooting SHOULD be tried as an adult. If at 13 he is doing drive bye's why give him a chance to improve his aim? This guy needs to be lost in the system forever.

4. It is always good to piss off the people that supply your oil and just bailed out your financial institutions.

5. Parents ditch their kid in their escape from thief. Nice parenting.

6. Stabbing in KCK...........If you go to a bar on Central avenue and don't get stabbed or shot then THAT would be news.

7. Ted Kennedy's CHICKkkkkkkens! Have come home, to roost!