Chappelle coulda saved Whitney

CRACK, COOLIO AND STUPID QUESTIONS

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People have been asking me about this Coolio story all day due to my love of Hip Hop music. The main question seems to be "how could he be so stupid to try and get crack past airport security?"

HE IS ON CRACK!

When was the last time you heard someone do something intelligent after smoking rocks? This isn't rocket science people.

THIS STORY COULD ONLY TAKE PLACE IN KCMO

I am not even going to wait until tomorrow's "The Wire" section because this story and headline deserve their own spot. "WOMAN STABBED WITH CRACK PIPE". Holy crap! You know things are tough when chicks are getting stabbed with freaking crack pipes. And what about the poor crack head. How the hell is he going smoke his rocks without his pipe?

Is it possible that with only 5 days past in 2009 that we have all ready had the best freaking headline? You KCMO bastards crack my ass up.

UPDATE
When you go to google news search and use the search string "stabbed with crack pipe" only one story IN THE WHOLE HISTORY OF CRACK SMOKING shows up.

JUST WHEN YOU DIDN'T THINK IT COULD GET BETTER

THE RETURN OF THE CRACK HEAD!
I would like to be the first to thank the state of Missouri for making this upcoming summer EVEN more interesting. It is good to see the GM (the state) providing the team (the metro) with the necessary talent to take #1 this year.