QUICK HITS

1. KCMO cops suck at car chases. This is nothing new but it is good to see that they ran into each other rather than hitting an innocent passer by.

2. KCMO woman gets death penalty for traffic warrants. If only they were this tough on violent criminals.

3. Bill & Hillary continue to crack me up this election. The one time fierce and deadly duo that form Clinton Inc are starting to resemble Fredo more than Sonny. Their latest attempt on Osama Obama are hilarious.

4. I wonder if Hillary shed a tear after she did this to a 12 year old rape victim. She has such a warm heart.

5. Jason Whitlock is more dangerous that Bin Laden? Maybe if you are standing between him and a buffet.

6. Why can't my cat follow the lead of these animals?

7. KINK HAS HIT A WHOLE NEW LEVEL

SPORTS HITS

1. When K State plays MU it is hard for KU fans to decide who to cheer for. Yesterday you saw the epic match up of a bunch of "one and done" players vs. the latest edition of MU street thugs. K State stomped on them at home (which is the only place they seem to be able to win) but which program is set up better long term? It has to be MU. K State will not matter after Beasley & Walker depart.

2. Jeffery Flanagan once again writes the obvious. This guy is nothing more than a crappy blogger with a press pass.

3. Us Patriots fans looking to rewrite history should start vacationing in Nicaragua. There has to be a Nicaraguan with an E Bay account willing to sell one of those shirts.

4. The GM of the Yankees is complaining about having a blank check to piece together his team. Dayton Moore needs to kick this guys ass.

5. The guy that topped the Thiesman injury has been released from the hospital. Lucky for him that chicks dig scars.

6. Jason Whitlock writes an excellent piece about the NBA All Star weekend. I am a huge NBA fan but can not watch a game until after All Star weekend. The regular season is far too long.