Got Grandchildren?

Well you might of if you lived in NYC but thanks to the school district you will never know. This post isn't about abortion, its about the government overreach that is occurring in the raising of our children.

That's right folks, the people that have banned tag and dodge ball because it is too dangerous and demeaning to kids are giving away abortion pills without you knowing.

Pretty cool right?  Instead of teaching responsibility they are saying

"go ahead and screw, we have you covered and the best part of it all is that your Mom and Dad will never find out.  We are the government and we know better.  Now after you throw away that unhealthy meal your parents made you go get yourself a free meal from the cafeteria and take 2 of these pills and get back out there!"

GETTING LAID HAS NEVER BEEN EASIER!

The number one question on the mind of 10 year old's in California is, where they can get free condoms.  BUT fear not, there is a program in place to help little bobby protect himself from cooties coochies.  

Does your 10 year old worry about what the other kids will think of him walking around with condoms in his pocket?  He needn't worry because they did the research and came up with the following.

"If you think that having a condom on hand makes you look desperate for sex, check out these stats that show most teens think they look smart when they carry condoms.

• 38 percent think guys look “smart and prepared.”
• Only 7 percent think guys look like they are trying to look cool.
• 54 percent think girls look “prepared for anything, and smart, too!”
• Only 10 percent think girls look like sluts when they have a condom."

Thats right folks only 10% think your little girl is a slut for carrying around 10 free condoms, lube and a pamphlet on sex positions and the keys to a good hook up.  

I bet you are saying wow, there is no way that they can top that deal.  THINK AGAIN.  

Teensource.org offers its customers free pick up & delivery!

A free essay on "staying safe with masturbation" 

Access to the morning after pill

Tips on spotting clinics that try to trick you out of having that cool abortion that all your friends are having

Don't even worry about asking your parents, we tell you how cool it is not to ask and how the state of California gives you rights that your parents cant take away.  HOW COOL IS THAT.

GETTING LAID HAS NEVER BEEN EASIER!  

Americas Kids = Targets

WTF is wrong with you sicko's???????

1.  Special Ed kid lit on fire.
2.  NY officials say there is nothing to worry about.  They say this as kids are catching this disease left and right at the same school.
3.  Dad blows himself up with his two sons
4.  Molestation problem so bad in LA that school is shut down.
5.  JFK took advantage of innocent teenage girl.  
6.  Missouri Teen got off on killing a child.
7.  Alter boys beware in KC.  
8.  Kansas City, Mo Marching Cobra leader had HIV while molesting little kids.
9.  Blue Springs man has another preteen girl accuser. 
10.  15 year old in STL avoids abduction.  

Missouri Home Additions

Children's edition 

KIDS IN MISSOURI ARE DOOMED

It is amazing that these two stories came out on the same day.

Killing 2 year olds in KCMO is not a big deal when it comes to sentencing.

Missouri is rated the 5th crappiest place in the country to raise a kid.  NICE!

I wonder if families in Ethiopia are being asked to sponsor a Missouri child.

DISRESPECT

This story is pretty jacked up. Tayaun Chism MIGHT have some personal insecurities. You see Tayaun is a big bad MOFO and nobody can disrespect him, its bad for his rep. So when a 14 month old baby doesn't show him respect should we be surprised at the outcome.

Tayaun Nobody Respects your ass. As a matter of fact I have a feeling that you have 10-20 years of people disrespecting "your ass" ahead of you.

EAST SIDE PARENTING AT ITS BEST

How the hell does a year old end up wondering the streets in the middle of the night? Being a father of 2 little girls I can't even picture a scenario in which this happens. This seems to always happen in the East Side.

KIDS IN THE NEWS

Are kids safer in schools than at home? It seems that every summer there is an outbreak of crimes against kids and/or crappy parenting. The following stories will make parents across the metro cringe.

1. Anyone that watches the Wire KNOWS that West Baltimore makes the KCMO East Side look like Johnson County. These two kids were shot in a baby pool.

2. Pet snake makes its way into the crib of a 7 month old.

3. 4 year old shoots herself with grandmas gun at Sams Club.

4. Did this Polish baby get a ticket for navigating the birth canal 15 times (blood alch level) over the limit?

5. 13 & 11 year old girls shot several times and left in a ditch to die are found in rural Oklahoma.

6. Mothers mistake nearly drowns kids in car.