Showing posts with label merriam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label merriam. Show all posts

Thursday, September 27, 2012

IKEA IDIOTS

Can someone please tell me how the people at one of the most successful retail chains in the world came up with the idea to open a store in Merriam, Ks?  We are talking about the city in Joco that makes Olathe look like Leawood right?  I don't care what they open up in Merriam, it will fail.

Has anything ever succeeded over there besides a Krispy Kreme donut shop?  Even the people that live there have failed (at life).  This is the city that is home to the Honor  Roll Student Mecca of Shawnee Mission North right?  The people that live over there probably think that they are getting a car dealership.

How is it that you passed on Southern Joco, The Village West and the Zona Rosa area and came up with a place that was begging for a freaking Circuit City?

IKEA,  You are doomed.

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

MERRIAM PLEASE GO AWAY


Dear People of Merriam,

I am begging you to leave the county of JO. You provide no value or substance to our county and truly don't fit the mold. The interviews that you dumb racist bastards gave to 980 are an embarrassment to a county that is for inclusion and diversity. I believe that the residents, politics and economy of Merriam would best fit the WYCO mold and plan on doing some research on how to take out the White Trash.

Kiss My Ass,
JOCOSOB



Tuesday, January 27, 2009

MERRIAM


It has long been my belief that when white people give up on life in JOCO that they move to Merriam. Does it surprise anyone that a freaking METH HOUSE was found there? I would gladly trade Merriam to KCK for 4 season tickets to the speeday. Sound like an even trade to me.