Can someone please tell me how the people at one of the most successful retail chains in the world came up with the idea to open a store in Merriam, Ks? We are talking about the city in Joco that makes Olathe look like Leawood right? I don't care what they open up in Merriam, it will fail.
Has anything ever succeeded over there besides a Krispy Kreme donut shop? Even the people that live there have failed (at life). This is the city that is home to the Honor Roll Student Mecca of Shawnee Mission North right? The people that live over there probably think that they are getting a car dealership.
How is it that you passed on Southern Joco, The Village West and the Zona Rosa area and came up with a place that was begging for a freaking Circuit City?
IKEA, You are doomed.
Showing posts with label merriam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label merriam. Show all posts
Thursday, September 27, 2012
Wednesday, April 08, 2009
MERRIAM PLEASE GO AWAY
Dear People of Merriam,
I am begging you to leave the county of JO. You provide no value or substance to our county and truly don't fit the mold. The interviews that you dumb racist bastards gave to 980 are an embarrassment to a county that is for inclusion and diversity. I believe that the residents, politics and economy of Merriam would best fit the WYCO mold and plan on doing some research on how to take out the White Trash.
Kiss My Ass,
JOCOSOB
JOCOSOB
Monday, March 16, 2009
THE WIRE
1. Since these vehicles were heading North I doubt that they were residents of JOCO. But this crime does cover the trashiest parts of JOCO in one swoop, Orlandos and Merriam.
2. How does one guy bring a gun and the other end up with a hammer? Only in the East Side baby, only in the east side.
3. Paseo and Brooklyn Ave...Welcome back to the wire.
4. East Side knife fights suck.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
MERRIAM
It has long been my belief that when white people give up on life in JOCO that they move to Merriam. Does it surprise anyone that a freaking METH HOUSE was found there? I would gladly trade Merriam to KCK for 4 season tickets to the speeday. Sound like an even trade to me.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
THE WIRE
1. Silver Shells, Silver Shells, It's Christmas Time in the inner city, Ring A ling, see them bling, someone will be dead today. KCK shootout leads to one dead and a couple of others injured.
2. The phrase "Merriam Hotel" sounds trashy doesn't it?
3. The need for the new Call of Duty simply overwhelmed this young man.
4. NBC Action news gives JOCOians tips on how to protect their homes from KCMO residents.
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