Merry Christmas - Mr. Garrison

Right wing religious extremist must love this song.

CAN'T WE DO BETTER THAN BEANS AND RICE?

I just read this story and the first image that came to my head was the South Park episode in which Sally Struthers was hoarding all the snackie cakes while the poor people in Africa ate beans and rice.

Is this the best we can do for the homeless in the area? Beans and Rice? This is America, not Ethiopia. I find it hard to believe that with all the donations that are given to local charities that our local hobos are facing a freaking shortage of African aide food.

QUICK HITS

1. THEY KILLED KENNY!!!! Not really, but they did find this guy shot on South Park today. Leave it to KCMO residents to tarnish the name of a cartoon.

2. When you open a legit business on Troost you will die. Two shot, One dead.

3. Drunks drivers Beware!

4. KCK kids molested by school bus driver. They need to dump this guy on Quindaro at 2am in a klan outfit.

5. Kansas City is an attractive place for vacationing murderers. The chamber of commerce needs to take advantage of KCMO's high murder rate in order to attract more murderers and thugs. Dirty money is still money into the local economy.

6. IF YOU ARE A GUY IN THE METRO READ THIS NOW.

7. Yesterday I was at Target and thought the exact same thing as the woman in front of me shouldn't of been wearing a jogging bra and capri jogging pants.

8. HOLY CRAP! A local media outlet talking about "gangs". I just looked out my window and saw Rosie O'Donnell flying.

9. It's 2008 and we still have cattle thieves??? Missouri sure is a progressive state.

10. Meet Yoda the Cat.