The Wire - Gobble Gobble

For those of you new to this blog "The Wire" is our compilation of metro crime stories and some commentary regarding the criminals, the location of the crime and the stupidity of their activities.   Over the past 5 years we have been the most accurate of any media resource in predicting the number of homicides that will be committed in the calendar year so yes we know what the hell we are talking about.

1.  Dead Pool on Shaggy Park Lane.. Sounds like a Scooby Doo episode doesn't it?
2.  American Inn guests who don't hear gunshots are missing out on the whole Blue Ridge experience.
3.  So your son grows up to be a wannabee mass murderer and all that you can say is "he was born different"?  Way to rep Missouri.
4.  You know that the are is going to hell when someone in GRAIN VALLEY gets shot.
5.  Quadruple play in KCK.  Pizza Hut shooting.
6.  If you rob a bank with a Pellet Gun then you almost have to be from Sugar Creek.  Silly inbreeds.
7.  One of the best places to get a Tamale in KC was shut down for simply storing a dead deer in the cooler.
8.  Nude video being used as blackmail of Springfield slut.
10.  Girl in KCK nearly gets raped and NOBODY is talking about it.

SUGAR CREEK

Can anyone remember the last time good news came out of Sugar Creek? NOW YOUR CITY SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN EGGS? Holy crap why do you guys still live there?

This just goes to prove that anytime you get more than 5 people from Mo. together bad odor will soon follow.

QUICK HITS

Ten stories to take your mind off of Wall Street and prevent you from over reacting (like the rest of America).

1. Cat killing might not just be a KCK thing. This psycho kept a diary about the cat he ended up killing.

2. Is an Xbox worth murdering someone over? I may be the wrong person to ask this question due to my Call of Duty 4 addiction.

3. This woman has seen "Never been Kissed" one too many times.

4. If you like reading about messed up houses of filth as much as I do then you will enjoy this one about a house full of cockroaches in Florida.

5. Brad Pitt leaves his options open

6. The KC Red Star cuts more staff as readers continue to turn to blogs for their news instead of left wing slant.

7. Has anything good EVER happened in Sugar Creek? Talk about your doomed town.

8. Rappers get ready to ride the coattails of TECH N9ne. Could KC hip hop finally break through?

9. Ingrams magazine talks about the need for new downtown hotel.

10. While the East side burns down vacants Leawood is celebrating Park Place.

QUICK HITS

1. Another night and yet another shooting. This time in KCK (hard to believe, I know) a man gets shot in the ass and the other guy gets shot in the shoulder. For those of you keeping track at home this is the first ass shooting of the year.

2. Update: The woman that was shot in "the other" Blue Valley died last night.

3. KCK Hooker falls asleep on the job.

4. If you take a look around the KCMO school district you see what a great job that this guy did in desegregating the school district (drove the white kids out). Now Benson wants to run for the School Board.

5. I am typically not in favor of eminent domain but seriously doesn't Sugar Creek need to start over? The people that live in the armpit of the metro should be thankful that someone is willing to buy their homes.

6. Saudi's open lesbian hotel.