THIS IS WHAT THEY ARE COVERING?

CHANNEL 9 wants you to inform them of potholes.......That's right, potholes. The news media in this town is a freaking joke. Is this all that there is that needs to be covered in this city? Hell they don't even want to do the story themselves. They want you to supply the photos, the damage to your car etc.....

BITING THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU

I called this one a mile away. Hillary Clinton is about to be "Kansas Citied" by the Hispanic community and I am going to laugh my freaking ass of every bit of the way.

Instead of fixing his own country

Felipe Calderon comes to our country and tells us how bad we are for having a huge antiillegal movement. Of course this idiot is in favor of open borders, what the hell do they have to lose? We end up picking up the tab on these guys and then they ship the $$ back to the home land.

Imagine if you will all of our homeless and welfare recipients going to Canada for jobs and benefits, then shipping all of the money they make back to the United States and coming off of our entitlement programs. Sounds good doesn't it?

Well Felipe it looks like you picked a bad day to speak because the policies of Arizona are working and will soon be copied by the other 50 states. You see city law doesn't overrule state law. So you can have all the "sanctuary cities" that you want, but the people that live outside of these liberal cities will pass state laws to end this crap.

QUICK HITS

1. King Middle School fails to provide the basic skills that todays youth need to survive in Kansas Cities East Side. How does this kid not know how to get a gun through a metal detector? Maybe this will wake up the school board.

2. Truman courthouse is starting to resemble the rest of Independence.

3. While the rest of Lawrence is shooting each other this guy saves a life.

4. KCMO gets back on track with a more traditional robbery.

5. The Cold War is back and this time it is over oil. With the Russians flying bombers over Japanese waters and now jacking with a carrier group it is starting to remind me of my childhood. The only thing different is that the women are better looking in Russia now.

6. Quake hits Mexicos Southern Border. Good thing they all are at the Northern Border.

7. Our Saudi allies never fail me. They are on the verge of democracy!

Grammy night - Carrie Underwood

BLOG OVERHAUL

Over the next two days I will be redoing this blog so bare with me.

QUICK HITS

1. The local weather idiots blew yet another forecast. For the past two years I have been going to this site instead of depending on the local news.

2. If ever there was a need for public executions it is for these bastards. Put it on PPV and give the $$$ to the victims families.

3. I can't believe that this doesn't happen more often.

4. Big Brother is going to far. America is getting closer and closer to looking like the police state that Demolition man showed. Do they not think that these cameras will be destroyed? Idiots. Although webcams down on Quindaro would be pretty entertaining.

5. Spinal surgery gets you an extra 5 inches.

6. No word on what happened to the Rabbit but it appears that slow and steady does win the race.

7. Researchers say marrying your cousin is optimal. Holy crap that is twisted!

8. Business burns down on Prospect. This is good news for developers who have been targeting the area for a Starbucks or Plaza III.

THE BASEMENT

After 12 years of marriage and several failed attempts it appears that I will finally have the room I have always wanted. The new house has a professionally finished basement with a wet bar, full bathroom and nice windows. This is more of a family room than what you picture a basement to look like.

For the past week I have been trying to figure out a theme for that room that will stand the test of time. I want to make sure I do it right and it doesn't end up looking like some teenagers bedroom or worst (everyone else's basement). To me there is nothing more depressing than seeing a basement with a TV, old sofa, plastic plant and a tacky painting on the wall. Who the hell wants to watch the game or a movie in a room like that? Since we have people over all of the time we need a place that is set up specifically for this.

So I have decided to go with a "Sports Bar"/"Irish Pub" theme. My goal is to take the best elements of sports bars I go to in town and shrink them down to my basement. From memorabilia to pub tables, lighting, color, bar etc... that is what I will be going for. Of course this can not all be done at once but I would like to get the majority of it in place in the next few weeks.

I toyed with the idea of putting a pool table down there but it would occupy too much space but there still may be room for a foosball table, who knows.

Paper or Plastic

This dumb ass thought that stealing from a grocery store was worth STABBING a security guard when he was caught shoplifting. Normally I don't think that shoplifting is a crime punishable by death but when you stab an innocent security guard you get what is coming to you.

As I have been saying for the past 3o days our criminals need to learn "risk vs. reward".

QUICK HITS

1. Hillary makes a move to capture the "black vote" and gives up on latino vote.

2. Idiot in Venezuela makes another empty threat. How this guy is still alive is beyond me.

3. Pelosi can't put down the crack pipe. The surge was a bust? Remember liberals this is YOUR leader.

4. Bush catches contact buzz from Pelosis pipe. It doesn't matter how much or who tries to polish a turd, in the end it is still a turd.

5. Bill Clinton understands black people. Well at least he is trying to claim to once again. Hasn't the grand wizard done enough damage to his wifes campaign?

6. Peg leg representing herself in court. Apparently she couldn't find a female lawyer with one leg.

7. Congress continues to waste tax payer money by going after MLB. This might be one of the biggest jokes ever in American politics. Don't these idiots have other problems to worry about? God forbid they take on Social Security, Medicare, immigration or the 3 TRILLION DOLLAR BUDGET! I give up. You would think that Roger Clemens was Bin Laden.

8. When all else fails, blame video games. You wouldn't want to blame the VA for not having the proper programs/funding to ensure our soldiers can adjust properly when they come home.

STOP THE MADNESS

SHE CRIED AGAIN. HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hillary Clintons game plan is clear, GO AFTER THE WOMAN VOTE but Do women want a leader that cries all the time?

TOLEDO, OHIO HATES THE MARINE CORP

Yet another city decides to turn its back on the people that defend our country. Mayor Finkbeiner (the idiot mayor of the city) says that the Marine Corp frightens people. I guess the site of coffins covered in American flags coming off of airplanes doesn't. The Marine Corp needed this area to train for Urban warfare and has been doing this for years. I guess they can learn on the streets of Baghdad.

From the story
Lance Cpl. Brandon Bukrey-McCarty, 22, recalled taking part in the company's 2006 urban patrol exercise in downtown Toledo. He said he learned skills during that exercise that proved useful during the unit's deployment to Fallujah, Iraq, in 2006-2007. "It was extremely helpful," Corporal Bukrey-McCarty said.

If ever there was a Mayor that needed to be recalled it is this ass clown. Of course much like the hippie mayor of Berkley I am sure that he will be apologizing in a week.