The Brain Washing of KC hits prime time.

Tonight on KSHB they will be airing a special entitled "Living Green Kansas City". This has to be a joke, right? In a city with a crappy school district, mayor under investigation, gang murders, drug rings, stabbings, arson etc... this unproven religion of doom is what they focus their resources on? Wouldn't an hour long special on the above mentioned topics be more appropriate? The media in this town once again has let YOU down.

I can only hope that after watching this program that the mothers of children that can't read or are dead can create a home as energy efficient as AlGORES house.

They can thank the KC media for bringing light to the real problems facing them on a daily basis, recycling. Who cares if little Timmy can read or write or is gunned down in front of his house as long as he doesn't litter. It is more important for you to tell little Timmy to recycle because if he doesn't a polar bear thousands of miles away might have to alter HIS habits. You see Timmy in the eyes of the media and "green" people the life of a hooded cockroach is worth more than yours.

For those of you that don't believe that the "Green Movement" is a religion you are dead wrong. Hell the freely admit the fact on their website and held a seminar in which "human/spiritual fulfillment of living green" were covered. Spiritual fulfillment? Interesting...

QUICK HITS

1. When Pac Man Jones says he is going to pray for Don Imus the world is upside down.

2. Who takes a Rascal on the highway? An Australian with a .3 blood alcohol level.

3. Do truces between Israel and Hamas ever last?

4. A blind man could find salmonella in Mexico. However I have little faith the the Government will be able to.

5. Looking forward to a new fall TV season....Think again. We all know that actors struggle to provide for their families............ Great Union!

SHAQ RAP: DESTROYING KOBE

DAMN!

QUICK HITS

1. The PR department at the KC Zoo is almost as bad as the zoo itself. This is the crappiest promo I have ever seen. Thank god JOCO has Deanna Rose

2. Anytime that government jobs are cut, it is a good thing. Congratulations to the people of Olathe! I doubt that you will notice a difference yet you will be saving close to a million dollars.

3. Natural Selection fails in Salina.

4. Phil Kline wins one.

5. "Whiners" -LA Homeless guy living in a box

6. Arkansas will never shed its hillbilly reputation if stories like this continue to come out.

SILLY PILLS

This story is so terrible that I can't even comment on it. I just hope these assholes experience swift and painful prison justice. If they survive a month in gen pop I will be pissed.

GEORGE CARLIN - RIP

RIP

QUICK HITS

1. Environmental indoctrination hits local High Schools.

2. Another shooting in Lawrence? Gang Bangers vs. the local granola munching hippie wannabees. My money is on the wannabe hippies. There is nothing scarier in America than a clueless liberal.

3. Prospect is such a great part of town for people watching (from a distance). Where else in town would a naked woman hop in a car, speed and cause a multicar pile up? As long as she was keeping it real.

4. Could blight rail of prevented this robbery? The way the mayor is neglecting crime and focusing on his train set one would think so.

5. Another dead body found in....................KCK. Welcome back to the headlines! We missed you.

6. How the hell does one rob a bank through the drive through? THEY ARE OUTSIDE! LOCK THE DOORS, CALL THE POLICE. DON'T GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY YOU DAMN FOOLS!

7. Female midget PIMP. Just when you think you have heard it all...

8. Guns & Roses album leaked by bloggers.