MU CRIES TO BIG 12 OFFICE

KU MIGHT NOT GET THE ORANGE BOWL.

There is going to be an investigation into how Perkins handled the Orange Bowl negotiations.

KU FACES BIG FINES.

WHAT A BUNCH OF BABIES!

NEW BUD L;IGHT COMMERCIAL TO FEATURE MU?

Bud Light Presents.....Real Men of Genius

~~Real Men of Genius~~

Today we salute you, Mister Humiliated Missouri Tigers Fan

~~Mister Humiliated Missouri Tigers Fan!~~

You are number one in the country.
You beat your rival, and have a chance at the national title.
It's time to print scoreboard t-shirts and worship civil war tyrants.

~~We burned your town down!!!~~

As fast as your QB could pick his nose,
your dream season came crashing down.
Your title hopes died in embarrassing fashion,
and your Chase cried like a little girl.

~~Why does always this happen to me!?!?!?!~~

Fifth downs, Tyrus Edney, Quinn Snyder and now the BCS, once again, you are the laughingstock of college sports nationwide.
I bet you're feeling pretty pathetic right now.

~~This is the worst day of my life!!!~~

So crack open a Bud Light Mister self-professed cursed Tigers fan.
Perhaps if you didn't mock WWII vets or people with cancer on national television,
people would actually give a rats ass about you,
and karma wouldn't be such a bitch.

~~Mister Humiliated Missouri Tigers fan~~

Anheiser-Busch, St. Louis Missouri. Please commit suicide responsibly.

QUICK HITS

1. Jewish people are being told to forget about their religious beliefs and save the planet by lighting one less candle. Mormons & Catholics, you are next. Think about all of the damage you have done by having dozens of kids and then having birthday parties for these kids. The number of candles lit in Salt Lake City alone surely has killed 100's of polar bears.
2. Parents are sick of raising their kids and have decided it is better to drug them. IF YOUR KID IS DEPRESSED AS A PRESCHOOLER THEN YOU SUCK AS A PARENT.
3. I have no pity for this woman. She chose to go there and live by their customs and beliefs. If she didn't want to live by such a strict absurd system she should of stayed in England.
4. Bill & Hillary, a crybaby family. These people just can't get over the fact that the majority of Americans think that they are scum.
5. How many times do we have to go through this? Leave the Pledge ALONE.
6. While the rest of us are slaving away working 5 days a week the people that we elected and that take and spend half the money that WE EARN can't put in a 5 day week? How do the Democrats live with themselves?

KU ORANGE BOWL TRAVEL INFO

Yahoo has a great travel guide for Miami. LINK

Fort Lauderdale travel guide: Link

ORANGE BOWL TICKETS: LINK
Tickets are going for $150 a piece

From what I have been told it is easier to fly into Ft Lauderdale and stay there than Miami. It is closer to the stadium and a little cheaper.

HYGIENE TIP

TIP: If you work at a Shell Mart and you are sick DO NOT COUGH INTO YOUR HAND AND THEN HAND ME THE PRODUCT THAT I WANT. The same applies to taking why debit card.

WHAT A FUN DAY FOR KU FANS

I have never heard more complaining in my life than what is running out of the mouths of MU fans. It almost makes it worth losing at arrowhead. There are emails circulating asking for fans to call the sponsors of the Orange Bowl and tell them that you will boycott their products, calls for the head of the Big 12 to resign and even one idiot that said that KU should give up their slot to MU.

Thank you MU fans for making this Monday so much better than last weeks.

Isn't if fitting that Charlie Brown wears MU colors?

THE DUMBEST MAN IN AMERICA

NO MATTER WHAT THE FACTS SAY
HARRY REID
SAYS THAT THE SURGE ISN'T WORKING

POLL RESULTS

KU FANS WOULD RATHER WIN A TITLE IN FOOTBALL THAN BASKETBALL.

CAN YOU HEAR THOSE GUN SHOTS

Ringiling!

KCK welcomes the holiday season with yet another murder. While most people mail it in for the month of December the KCK Gang Bangers show tremendous work ethic and continue to drop bodies. It is this type of work ethic that will allow the fine city to move up in the Dangerous City rankings.

Maybe there should be bowl games for these cities? Could you imagine the possibilities. Maybe even a Heisman type of award for best gang banger.
KCK vs Detroit in the Glock 9 Bowl
KCMO vs Compton in the ReUp Bowl
DC vs Dallas in the Crip Bowl

If there is a Santa Clause he will make this happen.

MUST DO'S FOR THE HOLIDAY

There is so much to do during the holidays and usually on December 27th I am kicking myself for forgetting something. Not this year. In the Spirit of Clark Griswold I will get it all in.

1. Plaza Lights
2. Mayors Christmas tree ( or twig this year)
3. Put up Christmas Lights
4. Decorate the inside of the house
5. Get a Christmas tree
6. Candy Cane Lane-lights
7. House with stuff on the roof-lights
8. Wornall Homes- lights
9. Olathe housing development-lights
10. Mission Hills-lights
11. Santa at the Mall
12. Holiday Family Pictures
13. Shopping - Downtown Lawrence
14. Mall Shopping - Weekend before Christmas
15. Christmas cookies
16. Night out on the Plaza with the wife
17. Sledding
18. Reading "Night before Christmas"
19. Decorate Christmas tree
20. Find a Charity to adopt a family
21. See A Christmas Carol LIVE!

Even now I think I am forgetting something.

KU TO THE ORANGE BOWL

Many people doubted it but I TOLD YOU that you didn't have to sell your soul to the devil in order for KU to go to a BCS BOWL. I hope that those of you that cheered for MU feel extra dirty today.

Kellie Pickler is awesome

WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED? SHE IS THE TOTAL PACKAGE.