Sunday, December 16, 2007

QUICK HITS


1. Parent thinks that Guitar Hero is to blame for his sons pot smoking, so he sells it. That makes perfect sense. I always get a good chuckle win parents blame games, music, tv etc... on the fall of their "perfect" children (instead of themselves). Maybe he should raise his kids in a bubble filled with Nerf so that when it is time to hit the real world they will be even more screwed up.
2. Never in a million years would I expect Al Sharpton of doing something illegal. Ok I lied, I never thought he would get caught. It is good to know that his protesting skills can be purchased I may need them in the future.
3. It is almost as if Vegas is preparing for my visit. If ever there was a fish out of water it was Celine Dion in Vegas. Now the husbands of the world will have to find somewhere else to dump their wives while they hit the strip clubs.
4. BEAVER BE CAUTIOUS ALWAYS SAYS STAY AWAY FROM OVERHEAD LINES. Clark Griswold he ain't.
5. Naked is in, for womens fashion. There might not be a more rewarding economic indicator than this.

MR, HANKY WISHES YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS

HAPPY TREE FRIENDS WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS



FREAKING HILARIOUS!

Ashley Benson HOT ?







Saturday, December 15, 2007

THE PROUD NEW OWNER


OF A SONY VAIO Laptop.

This wasn't suppose to take the place of my 17inch(this was meant to be my travel computer) HP but it just might. It weighs under 5lbs, is incredibly fast and has a ton of built in extras the HP I purchased last year is lacking. The only thing that that I would change about it would be the speakers.

Friday, December 14, 2007

FLASH BACK FRIDAY - NICK COLLISON



The best player since Danny Manning

TRADING SPACES 2 STARRING PHIL KLINE AND PAUL MORRISON


How funny is it that Phil Kline gets to investigate Paul Morrison? Didn't it start off the exact opposite way? Remember Phil was in trouble for firing people, hiding files etc... and Paul got to be the holier than though politician.

Some where Randolph is giving Mortimer a $1.

QUICK HITS


1. Have you ever seen a campaign go south faster? Take into consideration that she is basically using the same team that ran her husbands. I predict that her and Bill will be divorced shortly after she doesn't get the nomination.
2. Kids in Harlem are to stupid to learn according to their own teachers. Imagine if the government took over health care....How long before you hear you are too ______ to be cured?
3. In shocking news more black people are leaning towards Obama.......Also the sun is hot, water is wet and the person that took this poll is an idiot.
4. What a heart felt confession. I am sure that his kids feel better after hearing that read to them and all is forgiven.
5. The reason that Mall Santas drink is finally revealed.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

BLOG NEGLECT

As you can tell the blog hasn't been getting the attention that it usually gets. This week is my companies annual end of the year meetings and I have spent the last 3 days entertaining out of town employees and sitting through endless mind numbing meetings. The only light at the end of these 3 days is that it is also BONUS TIME. This year on top of the $$$$$ I was given a trip to Vegas and more ownership in the company. It is nice to work for owners that reward their employees for their contributions to the company.

The blog will be back to its normal (or abnormal) self tomorrow.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Bob Fescoe out in Saint Louis

Heard rumor of this yesterday but got confirmation tonight in an email. Could he come back to KC? There is noway that he could return to 810 after the fallout that he had with Kietzman but what about struggling 610 sports.

FEDS OFFER ECONOMIC BOOST TO THE URBAN CORE


For years now the Urban Core has suffered economic setbacks but that is all about to change thanks to the good people of the US sentencing commission. Drug dealers across the nation can rejoice as some of their best clients will be returning to the streets.

Why shouldn't the urban core get much needed shot in the arm the same week that us in the burbs got a rate cut from the fed?

Happy selling fellas!!!!!!

QUICK HITS


1. Cruelty to animals meant to be slaughtered is kinda funny to me. Does it really matter what we do to a pig before it gets turned into a shredded BBQ sandwich? I am sure that the homeless people growing icicles off of their bottles of nighttrain appreciate the attention that the pigs are getting.
2. Wal-Mart must remove panties. Now if we could only get them to remove the granny panties off the shelf. Who wears those things? I get ill just seeing them all hanging on the rack. (pictured to the right)
3. Ever swallow a fly? Well quit your bitching and read this story.
4. When religion enters mainstream politics this is what you get. I love it when political people claim that their religion is better than another ones religion. The more I hear this idiot speak the further I move away from the Republican Party. The party at one time was full of conservative ideas without the term Christian thrown in front of it. The party that at one time dominated Kansas politics but now can't even win in Johnson County because of these idiotic holier than though fights. Friday morning I am going to go to the election office and register as a libertarian.
5. The George Mitchell report is finally set to come out and it promises to name some of Baseballs biggest stars in the recent steroid scandal. I often get in arguments at the Barber Shop about this topic. The other side says "well steroids weren't banned in baseball", my response "It doesn't matter, it is against US FEDERAL LAW". When the hell did baseball players stop living by the laws of this country and only live by MLB contracts? Did Michael Vick have a no dog fighting clause in his contract? This should be great reading and I can almost guarantee that Mike Sweeney's name will be on there. If it is will he stop being a role model for the FCA and apologize to the fans of this city?