Monday, March 03, 2008

HARLEY ROCKER VIDEO

CAR JACKING CHECK POINTS

Just an FYI...for those of you out and about this week. Two of the 300 car jacking checkpoints in KCMO will not be operational due to recent staff reductions. The temporary reduction in staff is performance related (stupidity) and these positions look to be filled quickly.

"If you build it, they will still be dumb"


The KCMO school district is about to build a "High Tech" school (insert joke here). ..... The price tag $40 million dollars. Now ask yourself, does a school district that struggles with meeting the minimum requirements need a High Tech School? When the hell are they going to get the low tech problems solved? WHAT A JOKE!

Does anyone think that giving the school board $40 million dollars is a good idea?


WENDY'S TERROR ATTACK


Once again our own home grown terrorist strike the innocent and unexpecting. This coward took it upon himself to end the lives of 2 people and injure another 5.

In related news, the streets of Baghdad are safe.

Overland Park Hates Old People

I am surprised that anything north of 119th Street was still considered Overland Park.

THE MOVE


1. The look on the movers face when they learned that the 20 -30 heavy boxes of scrap crap were going to the top floor of the new house was priceless.

2. It is impossible to diet when moving. For 7 days straight all that we had to eat was McDonalds & Pizza.

3. Unlike my friend the owl I can not turn my neck to the left or right.

4. We filled up a semi and brought no furniture (see post 1).

5. True fear hit me when it was time for them to unload my TV.

6. The cable guy spent 4 hours at my house on Friday.

7. The cable outlet for our TV in the great room quit working 10 hours later on Friday Night.

8. When we called on Saturday morning they said that they couldn't come back until Tuesday.


9. I hate Time Warner.


10. The look on the neighbors faces when I pulled into our driveway on the Harley was priceless.

11. Fences & window blinds make for good neighbors. Right now I have neither (fences or blinds).

12. The moving company that we used was great. "Father & Son's" moving is locally owned the crew we had came in well under the estimate. If you are moving use them.

QUICK HITS - Catch up


1. Smoking in bed leads to fires. This ranks up there with Turkey Fryer in Garage guy.

2. Another peaceful evening on Prospect. Is there a crappier street in all the Metro?

3. Nothing says Spring more than a Drive By shooting in KCMO. Pennsylvania can keep their ground hog.

4. I thought that ELF (turns out it was EMF)was a crappy band from the 90's. Turns out that they are a bunch of psycho earth lovers that like to torch the planet it order to save the planet. I am not sure which is worst.

5. Drug Lords vs. Oil Dictators. This war has potential. I will take Columbia and the points on this one.

6. 345,000 tons of bird crap has got to smell.

7. What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas. That might be true for most things but HIV & Hepatitis? This "health care facility" makes Truman med look good.

8. Bronze plaques to mark the spots where homeless people die in San Fran. How about taking the plaque money and feeding the poor bastards. Yet another Liberal idea full of symbolism over substance.