DOES THE METRO HAVE AN ARSONIST ON THE LOOSE?

This blog is key on picking up on crime trends. You heard it hear first that gang bangers were now using knives as their weapon of choice, that Northern JOCO was becoming unsafe and that trends were showing that KCMO will challenge record murder rates per capita. I think it is safe to say that arson is the latest and greatest craze amongst the metros criminal underworld.

1. Jackson County
2. Excelsior Springs
3. KCMO

BACK TO BUSINESS, THANK YOU CAR MAX

As most of you noticed there was no posting on this blog yesterday. The car the had performed for me so well over the past 3 years was starting to act up and being that it was nearly at 100k in miles(I put on 20k a year) I had to ditch it. So after spending the morning shopping online inventories from local dealerships I called two places Olathe Ford (big mistake) & Car Max and decided to head to Car Max first and deal with Olathe over the phone.

After dealing with usual tricks and ploys of Olathe Ford over the phone I quickly dropped them from contention and decided that I was only going to deal with Car Max.

I have never had a better car buying experience. They remove all of the BS that you usually have to deal with and make it simple, quick and hassle free. If you ever have to buy a car go there first. After driving damn near every SUV ever made I ended up purchasing a fairly new Mercury Mountaineer.

G FORCE INTRO

Deja Vu for Jayhawk fans????????

So every time we make it to the Final 4 an opening is created at our current coaches alma mater. Reports from ESPN have Sean Sutton stepping down at Oklahoma State making Bill Self the first choice as his replacement.

This is not an April Fools Day joke.

If Bill Self doesn't come out and address this in his news conference today at 3pm central then I say let his ass leave. This needs to be dealt with TODAY.

THINGS THAT ONLY HAPPEN IN KCK

In an effort to better organize the ramblings that often take place in this blog I will be starting a new post title. "Things that only happen in _______".

The first city and story are very fitting due to the odd crap that happens inside of KCK.

Man driving down 7th street at 3:30am(when all good things happen) has flaming mattress behind him which ends up catching his car on fire.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

If you live in the KCMO school district you are surrounded by illiterate morons! If you are educated LEAVE AT ONCE! This story confirms what every self respecting JOCO resident has thought for more than 30 years. For those of you that live outside of KCMO or are in the minority of educated people residing there I have put together some tips on how to handle your run ins with the ignorant majority residing in KCMO.

1. Talk slow.
2. Do not use words above two syllables.
3. If they are available utilize visual aides.
4. Do not use story problems.
5. Make them show their work or at least have a calculator on hand.
6. Do not engage in any form of communication that requires spelling.
7. Learn what the initials GED stand for.
8. Do not engage in any of the following topics; politics, economics, education (given), history, the weather, sports or current events.
9. Nod your head and make eye contact.
10. Speak in rhymes. Think Johnny Cochran, Dr. Seus, Jessie Jackson, Mother Goose.

Good LUCK!

QUICK HITS - RECESSION EDITION

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