HOT OR NOT

Is she still hot even without hands and feet?

WORLD OF NERF

If you cant take advantage of kids with short attention spans or dyslexia then who can you take advantage of? Its not like this team was some special olympics team out there, these were kids with ADD not physical limitations.

If you can't compete don't field a team.

WE ARE SCREWED.

HOLY CRAP! 1 trillion dollars and no freaking answer?

KCMO IS BEHIND THE TIMES

While KCMO puts up traffic cams other cities, states and counties start taking them down.

The next thing to come out of KCMO city hall will be Rickshaws instead of blight rail.

300

Interesting that both of these animal stories deal with 300 animals.

1. 300 roosters and some pitbulls MIGHT be a sign that something illegal is going on.

2. 300 rats left on the side of the ride resorted to cannibalism. AWESOME.

THE TONGI BOMBER.

It is always the quiet little towns that breed the wannabe bombers. This time the yute was in 6th grade and handy with M-80 powder. Nothing says WT more than your kid bringing explosives to school.

PORN AT THE WORK PLACE

For the longest time I have been wondering why the uneducators at the KCMOSD were willing to work with out a contract. Turns out it was for porn. That's right, porn watching in the classroom.

This crap writes itself.

THE WIRE

1. KCMO + PCP = Naked man hiding under bridge.. Sounds like a good place to raise a family.

2. It is one thing to waste your time robbing a tannery once but to do it twice? How much freaking money could one of those joints have in them?

3. With the temperatures warming up you knew it was only a matter of time before a dead body surfaced from beneath the ice in KCMO.

4. Short and Small robs Big and Tall in OP. Tip: If a man that is neither big or tall walks into your fatman store you MIGHT want to keep your eyes on him.

5. "Suspicious vehicle tipped them off", I guess it wasnt full of bullet holes and sitting on 20's.

KCMO NEVER LETS ME DOWN

This story is further proof that we need to switch to JOCO Metro area instead of KCMO metro area.

What other metro city could a 14 year old girl get shot in the face? Kudos to KCMO for once again one upping yourselves.

NOT NEW BUT STILL FREAKING FUNNY

whooo! whooooooooo!

WAYSIDE WAIFS FOR HUMANS?

The idea of giving temporary homes for homeless people(in one place) sounds an awful lot like the citys solution to homeless animals. At least going forward we will know that the citys homeless have had all of their shots, been spayed or neutered, socialized and given flea baths.

QUICK HITS

Ten stories for you morons to read while I am out earning your stimulus money.

1. Further proof that pulling out is not effective.

2. Why would we want to punish terrorist?

3. With 5300 gang killing last year in Mexico who cares if 3 heads are found in a freezer?

4. The performance of a lifetime

5. Liberal hate will plague Obama.

6. How many families could be clothed for the price of an Obama dress?

7. "god is speaking to you" Further proof that most Obama supporters would of asked for another glass of Kool Aid from Jim Jones.

8. It's bad enough being a carjacker but a baby puncher?

9. Man goes on rampage after being fired from an OP construction site. This is what happens when you hire workers from KCMO.

10. Detroit Lions continue to make big mistakes.