Tuesday, February 03, 2009

BIDEN EATS CROW



THE SIMPSON FAMILY IS CRAZY


No not OJ's family but Jessicas family. I have never seen people get so defensive about someone in their family getting fat. I know that she is the families meal ticket but come on all good things come to an end. Unfortunately for Jessica it came to a Large end.

Since nobody wants to see the blonde WT looking mom jean wearing version of Simpson that she has become the picture above is one of her at the height of her career.

FRANCE MORE AMERICAN THAN AMERICA


How is it that the FRENCH have a stimulus based on capitalism and we have one based on socialism??

Cedric the Entertainter



One of the funniest men in America

ARIZONA HAD THE BEST COMERCIAL


How does Porn accidentally end up on air during the Super Bowl? and why can't TWKC make that type of mistake?

THE WIRE - 2 DAY KETCHUP


This city is headed to hell in a hand basket and nobody is lifting a finger to stop it. The upside of it all is the quality blog material that i get on a daily basis. Thank you KCMO for being as f'd up as you are.

1. A bullet to the head is typically deadly. KCMO

2. When arguing with your spouse (in KCMO) you need to either bring a gun or knife to the discussion. KCMO

3. Things are so bad in KCMO that people are willing to die because of shoplifting.

4. "said that his crack dealer had instructed him to take the girls to the motel" Word to the wise, never follow the instructions of your umm crack dealer.

5. Police sit back and watch as woman stabs man TWICE with a butchers nice....AWESOME.

6. And yet another shooting in Independence.

Sunday, February 01, 2009

Arizona Cardinals cheerleaders


You gotta love FOX NEWS for running this POS story regarding the Arizona Cardinals cheerleaders. The only reason they even did this story was to put a picture of a cheerleader on their website...................interisting idea.

2009 MOVIE PREVIEWS ON SUPER BOWL


Holy crap there are going to be a ton of good movies coming out in 09.


1. GI JOE - Rise of Cobra

2. Fast and Furious

3. Transformers Revenge

4. Star Trek

5. Land of the Lost

DT THE GREATEST CHIEF I HAVE SEEN


There may of been better before my time but this guy was key to the rebirth of football in JOCO. It was his death that to this day reminds me to put my seat belt on. Congrats to finally getting into the HOF and RIP sir.

THE WIRE - HOLY CRAP EDITION


What an incredible weekend for violence in the area. Aren't you glad that there are city's in the metro cutting back on law enforcement? If it wasn't clear before it has to be now, KCMO is the armpit of the midwest. Do yourselves a favor and don't tell people you are from KC.

1. Amateur attempts open heart surgery in KCMO.

2. PV man saves tax payers some money.

3. Why shoot hoops when you can shoot people? Gang bangers shoot 5.

4. Olathe keeps on slipping deeper down the food chain for 1-35 shoot out.

5. Drive by shooting in KCMO.