MAFIA 10 COMMANDMENTS

Police came across the 10 Commandments of the mafia in a recent raid in Sicily.

1. No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.
2. Never look at the wives of friends.
3. Never be seen with cops.
4. Don't go to pubs and clubs.
5. Always be available for Cosa Nostra, even if your wife's about to give birth.
6. Appointments must be respected.
7. Wives must be treated with respect.
8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.
9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.
10. People who can't be part of Cosa Nostra are anyone with a close relative in the police, with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn't hold to moral values.

The rules of Fight Club are much simpler.

INTERESTING NEWS OF NOTE FOR TODAY

1. British kids get strippers at school and our kids can't hug? Winner, Britain.
From the story 'After whipping the teen, the stripper placed a collar around his neck and led him around the classroom with a leash, telling him he had been a "bad boy" for not doing his homework. She then put on a Britney Spears tune and stripped for the shocked class, witnesses told Sky."
2. Man gets crushed by nuts in Virginia. I will refrain from comment as I try to keep this site PG-13.
3. Australian toy when melted becomes a Date Rape Drug. Now how do they know this? Did some frat guy run out of his usual date rape drug, and have to meltdown his little brothers aqua dots?
4. Rosie the Hut blows deal at PMSNBC. Who saw that coming?
5. After 7 years Sprint finally realizes its customer service sucks.
6. I am so sick and tired of hearing about "light rail". Now there is another Plan (that will never come through) on the table.

WHY UNIONS SUCK: REASON # 3,721,754

24 might not air this season because of this damn union strike. Also THE OFFICE is off air after the NOV 15th show.

ONE MIDGET DANCING IS NOT ENOUGH

AT LEAST NOT FOR THIS BLOG

BECAUSE EVERY BLOG NEEDS A DANCING MIDGET

I can't believe I haven't put this video up yet.

BILL CALLAHAN DESERVES BETTER

Which is why Tom Osborne needs to stop being such a chicken S*it and fire the poor guy. Osborne has all ready slipped up by saying "the new coaching staff" in a recent interview, so why keep him? Instead Bill Callahan has to face disrespectful reporters on a weekly basis berating him and asking him if he thought he would be back. If you have listened to any of the press conferences or heard any of the callers into his coach's show you too would feel bad for this guy.

So why is it that a coach whom I thought was a class individual doing this to Callahan? Simple, he is still holding a grudge for the firing of Frank Solich. Osborne needs to grow up and do the right thing.

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