Showing posts with label leawood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label leawood. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Leawood Residents Cry

HyVee blames the city of Leawood for decision to close store - KSHB.COM - KSHB.com


It is a pretty sad day when the city of Leawood loses a grocery store.  Those poor residents will have to shop at one of the 20 other grocery stores close to their house instead of their current store.  I hope that these people make it through these tough times.  

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Leawood Court celebrates diversity

Today I went to the Leawood municipal court today so that I could help them in their efforts to raise funds to repair potholes in Hallbrook (traffic ticket) and it was an extremely interesting experience.  


1.  The first thing you notice is that more than half the people sitting in the 50 seat courtroom are black.  This is an amazing fact considering that the black population in Leawood is probably less than 1%. This fact wasn't lost among the people in attendance.  The guy sitting next to me said it was ridiculous and way too obvious.

2.  The amount of money the city earns on traffic tickets is a joke.  There is no way that a city as small as Leawood could have that many traffic infractions UNLESS they are purposely using it to raise funds and not to protect and serve it's citizens.

3.  The types of violations people are being ticketed for are a joke.  I wont go into details due to their privacy but I had never heard of people getting ticketed for the crap they were.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Be thankful Southern Johnson County

This month has been full of people on Facebook posting about how thankful they are for all the obvious crap.  Like we didn't know that you were thankful for your family etc..  Come on, nobody wants to read that crap.  


The good people of Southern Johnson County have a lot of reasons to be thankful for as a group.  Here are 17 to get you started.

1.  We aren't subsidizing 2 laughing stock pro sports teams.
2.  Our Eastside is Leawood.  Yeah I know the people in Leawood are douche bag wannabe frat guys and sorority girls BUT they don't shoot at us from the golf carts.
3.  Mobile homes are used by construction crews instead of primary housing for residents.
4.  Heritage Park > Swope Park
5.  Pools > Bacteria filled fountains
6.  It would take us over a decade to equal the number of murders that KCMO has in one year.
7.  Fairway, Merriam, Mission, Roeland Park serve as a great DMZ.
8.  "I'm Kyle James Bitch!" has never been said in our area by Kyle James.
9.  Overland Park Mayor never has to duck behind bushes at Town Center Plaza due to gunshots.
10.  We know that Toy Trains belong under the Christmas Tree not our streets.
11.  Not a single street named Cleaver (let alone 2).
12.  We don't take gondola rides on a creek filled with our feces.
13.  All of our Hipsters now live in KCMO and nowhere near us.
14.  Our hookers work out of hotels and not alleys
15.  The jackass's of Prairie Village  don't have quick highway access to our part of town.
16.  Working for food is what we do and not a sign that we hold.
17.  5.9% is our unemployment rate not our graduation rate

Friday, June 15, 2012

AMC 20 Disgusting in Overland Park



So my wife, 2 daughters and my sister all went to see Madagascar at the movies this afternoon at AMC 20.  They just told me that the theater they were in had mice all over the place and totally ruined there experience. I have never heard of mice in a freaking theater and can only imagine how disgusting this means that the rest of the building is.  

Kinda makes you think twice about "Forks and Screens".....

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Leawood Pansies

How pansy assed are the people of Leawood?  THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT BBQ SMELL!  Give me a freaking break you out of touch elitist pricks.  

We aren't talking about chemical plants, garbage dumps or water treatment plants.  ITS BBQ!


Holy Crap.  You live in freaking Leawood.  Let me say this again
YOU
LIVE
IN
LEAWOOD


Read more here: http://joco913.com/news/proposal-for-barbecue-restaurant-has-neighbors-fired-up/#storylink=cpy

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

QUICK HITS - Metro



Vacation time is over and not much has changed in the metro.

1. KCK never lets me down in the quick hits section and last nights murder is no exception.

2. Drunk plaza guy falls from his 2nd story balcony, and it is news?

3. You never know what you will catch when fishing in the Mo river.

4. About 6 or 7 months ago I mentioned that states would pass tougher legislation against illegals than anything that the feds were proposing and I was right. Adios amigos.

5. Are kids safer on the streets than with their families in the East side?

6. KCMO prepares to flush $3 million down the drain for failed vine district.

7. Apple stores are coming to Leawood.................