Showing posts with label the wire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the wire. Show all posts

Monday, August 09, 2021

Bulletproof Vest Mandate Update

 How many lives were lost or put into danger this weekend due to city leaders' failure to mandate
Bulletproof vests for high-risk areas where the spread of bloodshed is out of control?  It is clear that there is no cure in sight, so why is the government failing to protect its citizens?  The city will not be safe until mandatory vest-wearing takes place in all entertainment/retail areas of the metro and might need to be implemented at home/school to protect the children who seem to be getting shot more over the past 2 years than at any time in recent history.  

1, 10-year-old shot 27th Street

2.  Did the super spreader event begin at QT on SW Parkway.  3 dead, 2 shot.  

3.  2 More dropped Friday night.  

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Lower Murder Rate is NOT a sign of things to come

Tony's Kansas City: TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! CELEBRATING LOWER KANSAS CITY HOMICIDE NUMBERS SO FAR THIS YEAR!!!


You can throw all that optimism crap out the window right now because it is a waste of hope.  

This blog has been extremely accurate when predicting the murder rate and its causes over the years and received a lot of media attention due to its accuracy.  Having said that, the only reason that the murder rate is lower right now is two words, POLAR VORTEX.  Nothing that the police department can do can compete with the effects that cold weather has on the murderous activity of our wonderful violent city.  

Wednesday, October 02, 2013

The Wire - Back to Normal

It is good to see that murders and shootings are returning to their rightful place. 

1.  Flora, Tracy and Troost - Shootings galore.
2.  Liberty Apartment complexes follow the lead of Overland Park complexes- Double shooting
3.  Lisa Irwin's parents remain free while updated images of their missing daughter circulate.


Sunday, September 08, 2013

The Wire - Ummm yeah, the JOCO Edition

Well now isn't this embarrassing to our little community of wannabe perfection.  I never thought I would have to put up a JOCO edition of "The Wire" and thanks to the craphole of JOCO, Olathe, I
have to do it for the first time in 5 years.  

Those of you that read this blog know that I am not a fan of the city of Olathe and its WT element and have warned you all of the problems brewing over there.  NOW maybe the leaders of the city will be accountable for their neglect.  

1.  JOCO criminals try to clean up after their murders with DIY cremation.
2.  I35 turned into 71 Highway on Friday night.  Driver Shot.
3.  Murder Suicide attempt in Olathe. 
4.  Bomb Scare in Olathe
5.  Olathe burnouts are driving to Lawrence to commit home invasions

Saturday, August 31, 2013

The WIre - School kick off!

Keeping it Crappy all year long!

1.  Rapist start early in he KCMOSD.  14 and 15 year old students showing just how well the district turn around is going.
2.   East Side woman is lucky that the aim is bad over there.
3.  Deer shooters get caught, People shooters don't. 
4.  East Side residents are still waiting for their over priced police station.

Monday, March 11, 2013

The Wire - Brought to you by the #5 and Letter G

IT AIN'T GRAND AND THERE AIN'T NO VIEW


Well we finally received the answer to the question that was asked all last week by the media "elite" in this city.  5, 5 people must get shot at on place before people pay attention to another VIOLENT east side weekend.  If you had the #6 congrats, you win.  I for one put the number closer to 8 but I didn't figure in a slow news weekend and lack of weather hype.

How many people will no jump on the band wagon and start talking about the horror's of East Side violence today?  How many of them will completely talk out of their ass with poor information and lack of insight or first hand knowledge?  ALL OF THEM

The best will be Dana & Parks.  These two are completely clueless to East Side going on's and make NO EFFORT to understand the problems that exist daily and how they came to be.  You won't hear about the migration of LA and Chicago gangs to the area. You wont hear about the power grab that took place once the mafia was "run out" of the area. You will never hear what the beefing is all about.  Instead you will hear "What are we to do Kansas City?", "It's sad" blah blah blah.

1.  6 hoppin, 5 droppin at a Grandview concert.
2.  2 more shot in concert shooting spillover in Grandview.
3.  Finally a normal Kansas City shooting victim


Wednesday, March 06, 2013

The Wire - KCK makes its move?

KCK is making a run for the title but they don't have the horses to make it a year long race.  


1.  Another local stabbing(KCK) and yet no calls for knife bans?  Hypocrites 
2.  Only an Olathe resident could screw up the suicide part of a Murder Suicide.  
3.  It's a sad day when people get shot at "The VIP" in KCK
4.  Sherlock Holmes Not - 6 Years to solve a local bank robbery?
5.  Are there really pedestrians on Independence Avenue?  Lets just call him a customer and leave it at that.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

The Wire - It's Good To be Needed

I receive emails all the time asking me why I stopped "The Wire".  My answer is always the same, it became to repetitive.  However, I do feel like now is a good time to bring it back.  So Enjoy and make sure that you don't end up in The Wire.


1.  A nature walk in the East Side isn't complete unless you find a corpse.  Congrats!
2.  Shot in the head BUT no life threatening injuries?  I guess brain damage and Independence kinda go hand n hand all ready.  Enjoy the home invasion!
3.  It is good to see that people are still targeting Fast Food spots to jack.  Someone needs to tell them that armed robbery is armed robbery and they might as well go for a bigger score.
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE 
4.  Non Profit for Whores gets robbed...and nobody cared.  Seriously, Whores have a nonprofit?  Aren't they all ready tax free? Greedy Whores.

Monday, November 26, 2012

The Wire - Turkey Slows down murder

KC Killers take the Holiday weekend off to spend with family. Only 1 murder?  Could the city of turned the corner OR did Turkey make people sluggish in their killings?



1.  Note to all WT.  When robbing a "hotel", wear a mask and don't look directly into the freaking camera.
2.  Is it news when only one person is found murdered in the East Side or does it take multiple victims to get more coverage than this?
3.  Sex slave case in Missouri turns into BDSM "How to".
4.  Why would this guy press charges on his friend?  Sooooo he stabbed him, what's the big deal?
5.  Nothing sucks more than getting shot during a gun safety class.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

The Wire - Gobble Gobble

For those of you new to this blog "The Wire" is our compilation of metro crime stories and some commentary regarding the criminals, the location of the crime and the stupidity of their activities.   Over the past 5 years we have been the most accurate of any media resource in predicting the number of homicides that will be committed in the calendar year so yes we know what the hell we are talking about.

1.  Dead Pool on Shaggy Park Lane.. Sounds like a Scooby Doo episode doesn't it?
2.  American Inn guests who don't hear gunshots are missing out on the whole Blue Ridge experience.
3.  So your son grows up to be a wannabee mass murderer and all that you can say is "he was born different"?  Way to rep Missouri.
4.  You know that the are is going to hell when someone in GRAIN VALLEY gets shot.
5.  Quadruple play in KCK.  Pizza Hut shooting.
6.  If you rob a bank with a Pellet Gun then you almost have to be from Sugar Creek.  Silly inbreeds.
7.  One of the best places to get a Tamale in KC was shut down for simply storing a dead deer in the cooler.
8.  Nude video being used as blackmail of Springfield slut.
10.  Girl in KCK nearly gets raped and NOBODY is talking about it.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Can we please rename some parks? Shooting..

Shooting near Blue Valley Park in KCMO http://bit.ly/URI8SF 

As a resident of Blue Valley I would like to move that we sue the city of Kansas City for the misuse of the name "Blue Valley".  This name should never be used inside the slaughterhouse of KCMO.

"When did this city get so dangerous?" - Dana Wright

Monday, July 30, 2012

The Wire - Weekend Ketchup

While the rest of the world watches the best athletes in the world, lets see how some of the best killers, pimps, vandals, robbers, kidnappers and rapist are doing. 

1.  What are the odds of that the people vandalising the Roeland Park cars were from S. Joco?  Ya know, trying to get the people in that city to become part of Wyco...
2.  Even redneck sherrifs in the middle of bum f'd Kansas are doing/distributing Meth.  
3.  You know Independence is F'd Up when the senior citizens are robbing banks.
4.  First no sleep and now no living on Brooklyn.
5.  Turns out that the only bombs that Wal Mart was responsible for were those on a baseball field in Seatle this weekend.
6.  WT from Oklahoma responsible for robbing Kansas Banks.
7.  Olathe residents aren't cooperative when it comes to going to jail
8.  Fatman robs OP Bank.  He was wearing black though so that he could look slim for the security cameras.

Sunday, July 22, 2012

The Wire - Weekend Ketchup

At least 10 people shot over the weekend.  Hat's off to the fine citizens of the metro for a job well done. 

1.  Only a dumb ass robs a house in broad daylight and thinks that they will live to tell about it.  This 58 year old now dead man should of known better.
2.  Holy crap!  There are actually stores inside of Metcalf South.  Cat Shelter Robbed in OP.
3.  Getting carjacked sucks.  Getting shot and then carjacked sucks even worst.  20th and Broadway
4.  Nothing good happens after midnight in KCMO, NOTHING.  Town topic 6 SHOT.
5.  East Side WT keeps kid locked up in crap room.
6.  This old guy has the worst mug shot ever.
7.  It is rare to find a resident of the East Side that has lived past the age of 50.  This is why.

Monday, July 09, 2012

The Wire - All Star Edition

I have stopped doing this section of the blog for awhile now because of the depressing nature of the city's violence but I have to post now.  Have you thought about what the national media is seeing about our city while here covering the All Star Game?  Look at these headlines and ask yourself if you would want to live/vacation here.

1.  Customer Service is lacking if you get murdered in KCMO.
2.  Retirement age for KC metro criminals has moved to 75.
3.  18 month old baby  is basically killed by her psycho mom
4.  The term "rolling gun battle" is always good for the tourist indusry
5.  KCMO drive by shooters don't miss when aiming at minors.  16 year old dead.

Be Proud and remember that this is our time.

Monday, May 14, 2012

The Wire - WTF KC?

Hope does not exist in 50% of the metro.  

1.   East side adds burning bodies to its bag of tricks.  What makes this one extra special is that this was done at 630pm
2.  East side women get their asses kicked/shot by one of the areas finest.
3.  Raytown continues its downward slide with the drive by shooting of a senior citizen.
4.  Why any cab driver would venture into East KCMO is beyond me.  Murder
5.  Prospect is to murder as Olathe is to white trash. Murder
6.  Raytown is as good of a place as any to get shot.
7.  Double play tonight in the East Side.

Friday, April 20, 2012

The Wire - Pregame Show

Took a break from "The Wire" for a couple of weeks since the media was actually starting to pay attention to some of the crime in this city.  The same crime that we have been discussing and WARNING the metro about over the past 5/6 years that has gone unnoticed.  Anyways, even with the local news coverage starting to pick up the pace on their reporting they still suck at discussing what is going on.  

Why are the politicians and the media so against admitting that we have a gang problem?  Are they trying to protect the city image?  You almost NEVER hear gangs discussed in this city.  

1.  Liberty woman abducted and raped by ugly red headed guy.  
2.  What is your reward for surviving 78 years in crapville?  You get murdered and charred in your house.
3.  Is there a crappier location in a 300 mile radius than NE KCMO?  Murder 
4.  Creative robbers target a high end vacuum business in KCMO

Over/Under on metro murders this weekend is set at 4

Sunday, March 04, 2012

The Wire - The JV steps up this weekend

Can KCK make 2012 their year?  Can't they let KCMO have anything?  

1.  2 dead and a freaking BABY wounded in shitsville.  And what the hell is a 16 year old doing at that apartment with a 21 year old???
2.  KCMO is getting soft!  Back in the day (2 weeks ago) there is noway that this would of ended peacefully. 
3. 2 more fine upstanding residents were gunned down by what were surely a couple of silly kids. 
4.  When robbing a Church's chicken it is important to wear your best coat.
5.  Who knew that drug dealers made crappy parents?  KCK again. 
6.  KCK man didn't realize that Kyle James is the only person in the metro that can get away with smakin ho's 

Monday, February 06, 2012

Americas Kids = Targets

WTF is wrong with you sicko's???????


1.  Special Ed kid lit on fire.
2.  NY officials say there is nothing to worry about.  They say this as kids are catching this disease left and right at the same school.
3.  Dad blows himself up with his two sons
4.  Molestation problem so bad in LA that school is shut down.
5.  JFK took advantage of innocent teenage girl.  
6.  Missouri Teen got off on killing a child.
7.  Alter boys beware in KC.  
8.  Kansas City, Mo Marching Cobra leader had HIV while molesting little kids.
9.  Blue Springs man has another preteen girl accuser. 
10.  15 year old in STL avoids abduction.