Showing posts with label grain valley. Show all posts
Showing posts with label grain valley. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

The Wire - Gobble Gobble

For those of you new to this blog "The Wire" is our compilation of metro crime stories and some commentary regarding the criminals, the location of the crime and the stupidity of their activities.   Over the past 5 years we have been the most accurate of any media resource in predicting the number of homicides that will be committed in the calendar year so yes we know what the hell we are talking about.

1.  Dead Pool on Shaggy Park Lane.. Sounds like a Scooby Doo episode doesn't it?
2.  American Inn guests who don't hear gunshots are missing out on the whole Blue Ridge experience.
3.  So your son grows up to be a wannabee mass murderer and all that you can say is "he was born different"?  Way to rep Missouri.
4.  You know that the are is going to hell when someone in GRAIN VALLEY gets shot.
5.  Quadruple play in KCK.  Pizza Hut shooting.
6.  If you rob a bank with a Pellet Gun then you almost have to be from Sugar Creek.  Silly inbreeds.
7.  One of the best places to get a Tamale in KC was shut down for simply storing a dead deer in the cooler.
8.  Nude video being used as blackmail of Springfield slut.
10.  Girl in KCK nearly gets raped and NOBODY is talking about it.

Monday, July 28, 2008

VIOLENT KC WEEKEND.


Aren't they all violent?


1. Even 13 year old chicks will kill you in KCK. When did Barbie start coming with a Deagle?

2. If you thought you had fly problems at your last picnic, imagine what a picnic at Noble park is going to be like now......That's right folks, yet another body found.

3. Independence avenue could be the biggest crap hole in the metro so finding a dead body there should be no surprise.

4. THERE IS NOT AN ARSON PROBLEM IN THE METRO....

5. Grandview invades Lee's Summit.

6. Another East Side Home Invasion..........

7. Grain Valley Psycho goes on trial today for killing his mom and trying to kill his dad.

8. Olathe cops are currently pulling over everyone with Missouri or Wyco plates.

9. Home invaders in Gladstone get creative and use a bayonet . Nice touch fellas.

10. Going to church could get you killed...

Thursday, July 24, 2008

LAST NIGHT WAS A PUSH


As of 8:20am this morning the magic number of shootings in the metro last night is 2. Vegas keeps the money and Kansas City keeps moving up on the Murda ranks.

1. It was only a matter of time before a shooting took place at a bar called White Trash.

2. No surprise in the location of this shooting. There is so much lead in the streets of KCK that the EPA might have to issue a health warning.