For those of you new to this blog "The Wire" is our compilation of metro crime stories and some commentary regarding the criminals, the location of the crime and the stupidity of their activities. Over the past 5 years we have been the most accurate of any media resource in predicting the number of homicides that will be committed in the calendar year so yes we know what the hell we are talking about.
Dead Pool on Shaggy Park Lane.. Sounds like a Scooby Doo episode doesn't it?
2. American Inn guests who don't hear gunshots are missing out on the whole Blue Ridge experience.
3. So your son grows up to be a wannabee mass murderer and all that you can say is "he was born different"? Way to rep Missouri.
4. You know that the are is going to hell when someone in GRAIN VALLEY gets shot.
5. Quadruple play in KCK. Pizza Hut shooting.
6. If you rob a bank with a Pellet Gun then you almost have to be from Sugar Creek. Silly inbreeds.
7. One of the best places to get a Tamale in KC was shut down for simply storing a dead deer in the cooler.
8. Nude video being used as blackmail of Springfield slut.
10. Girl in KCK nearly gets raped and NOBODY is talking about it.